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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Kind of Bleau (S03E03)

TV Series 2017 –2023 Season 3, Episode 6 60 min ★ 8.6/10 (161,348 ratings) 1,420 clips
Drama Comedy

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Don't get me wrong. I love having the vote.
"Don't get me wrong. I love having the vote."
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And voting. You get a pin.
"And voting. You get a pin."
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And I really admire all those women
"And I really admire all those women"
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who marched to earn that right
"who marched to earn that right"
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and protested and wore white...
"and protested and wore white..."
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Which may be their greatest sacrifice,
"Which may be their greatest sacrifice,"
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because white is a very tricky color.
"because white is a very tricky color."
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It washes you out, it makes you look fat, or like a nurse,
"It washes you out, it makes you look fat, or like a nurse,"
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and you can't wear it after Labor Day
"and you can't wear it after Labor Day"
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unless you're a Klansman.
"unless you're a Klansman."
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So, here were these heroic women,
"So, here were these heroic women,"
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marching for their rights, in white, on streets,
"marching for their rights, in white, on streets,"
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where there's dirt.
"where there's dirt."
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So not only were they jailed and force-fed and persecuted,
"So not only were they jailed and force-fed and persecuted,"
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but the laundry!
"but the laundry!"
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Oy!
"Oy!"
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So, 1960.
"So, 1960."
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Change is coming. And I believe that someday
"Change is coming. And I believe that someday"
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a next-generation suffragette will wear pink and ride horses,
"a next-generation suffragette will wear pink and ride horses,"
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and an unmarried woman will take the pill so she can have
"and an unmarried woman will take the pill so she can have"
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as much sex as she wants and not get pregnant,
"as much sex as she wants and not get pregnant,"
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and a married woman
"and a married woman"
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will just have a headache and call it a night!
"will just have a headache and call it a night!"
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Ooh, what the hell? We didn't order these.
"Ooh, what the hell? We didn't order these."
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The staff and I have an understanding.
"The staff and I have an understanding."
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- Keep 'em coming, Clint. - Hey, Rosie,
"- Keep 'em coming, Clint. - Hey, Rosie,"
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why don't you eat a little something, huh?
"why don't you eat a little something, huh?"
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Hey, Susie, why don't you grow a few inches, hmm?
"Hey, Susie, why don't you grow a few inches, hmm?"
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Okay. So that's where we are.
"Okay. So that's where we are."
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Oops.
"Oops."
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Well, you won't believe this,
"Well, you won't believe this,"
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but I am all talked out.
"but I am all talked out."
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But you have been the greatest audience in the world.
"But you have been the greatest audience in the world."
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Thank you for making me look good in front of my parents.
"Thank you for making me look good in front of my parents."
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I'm sure it will change absolutely nothing,
"I'm sure it will change absolutely nothing,"
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but I certainly appreciate the effort.
"but I certainly appreciate the effort."
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I'm Mrs. Maisel.
"I'm Mrs. Maisel."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Now, as much as I'd like to think that you're all here
"Now, as much as I'd like to think that you're all here"
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just for me, I know this is the moment
"just for me, I know this is the moment"
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you've actually been waiting for.
"you've actually been waiting for."
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Ladies and gentlemen,
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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the one and only Shy Baldwin!
"the one and only Shy Baldwin!"
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♪ The stars shine ♪
"♪ The stars shine ♪"
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♪ Your eyes catch mine ♪
"♪ Your eyes catch mine ♪"
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♪ And your light is all I can see ♪
"♪ And your light is all I can see ♪"
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♪ Could there be ♪
"♪ Could there be ♪"
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♪ One less angel in Heaven ♪
"♪ One less angel in Heaven ♪"
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♪ Count the one less angel in Heaven ♪
"♪ Count the one less angel in Heaven ♪"
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♪ Must be one less angel in Heaven ♪
"♪ Must be one less angel in Heaven ♪"
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♪ 'Cause you're here smiling at me ♪
"♪ 'Cause you're here smiling at me ♪"
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♪ The strings play ♪
"♪ The strings play ♪"
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♪ You move my way ♪
"♪ You move my way ♪"
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♪ I'm soaring, now I guarantee ♪
"♪ I'm soaring, now I guarantee ♪"
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♪ There must be ♪
"♪ There must be ♪"
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♪ One less angel in Heaven... ♪
"♪ One less angel in Heaven... ♪"
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What happened? I asked you to watch her.
"What happened? I asked you to watch her."
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I failed. I failed miserably.
"I failed. I failed miserably."
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- I'll say. - She's crazy.
"- I'll say. - She's crazy."
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She's John Huston in underwire.
"She's John Huston in underwire."
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I don't know why she hasn't thrown up yet.
"I don't know why she hasn't thrown up yet."
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I kept trying to get her not to order more drinks,
"I kept trying to get her not to order more drinks,"
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and she called me a circus freak.
"and she called me a circus freak."
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Told me what my cage would look like at the freak show.
"Told me what my cage would look like at the freak show."
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And what kind of billing I'd get after the dog-faced boy
"And what kind of billing I'd get after the dog-faced boy"
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but before the pinhead.
"but before the pinhead."
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And even then, I couldn't get her to stop drinking,
"And even then, I couldn't get her to stop drinking,"
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so I tried to drink her drink before she could drink it,
"so I tried to drink her drink before she could drink it,"
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and then the more I drank, the more I forgot
"and then the more I drank, the more I forgot"
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what drink was her drink and what drink was my drink,
"what drink was her drink and what drink was my drink,"
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and then we're both ordering drinks,
"and then we're both ordering drinks,"
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and then we're both drinking, and I am so fucked up.
"and then we're both drinking, and I am so fucked up."
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You look like Siamese twins, so you're a freak, too.
"You look like Siamese twins, so you're a freak, too."
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-Okay. -And your dad, he's not doing too good, either,
"-Okay. -And your dad, he's not doing too good, either,"
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but that's mainly because everything's too loud,
"but that's mainly because everything's too loud,"
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and the air conditioner's blowing right on him.
"and the air conditioner's blowing right on him."
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Having fun?
"Having fun?"
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I love Florida.
"I love Florida."
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We should move here.
"We should move here."
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Live here. In this room.
"Live here. In this room."
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I'm not sure they have enough gin.
"I'm not sure they have enough gin."
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And Shy Baldwin? Are you hearing him?
"And Shy Baldwin? Are you hearing him?"
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He's right there.
"He's right there."
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- He sure is. - I'm gonna marry him.
"- He sure is. - I'm gonna marry him."
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I love you, Shy Baldwin!
"I love you, Shy Baldwin!"
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Excuse me. Do you have a warm blanket?
"Excuse me. Do you have a warm blanket?"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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Good morning.
"Good morning."
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Morning, Papa. I brought breakfast.
"Morning, Papa. I brought breakfast."
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- Ooh, that's much better. Thank you.
"- Ooh, that's much better. Thank you."
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You sure tied one on last night, lady.
"You sure tied one on last night, lady."
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That's because someone said no dinner till after the show.
"That's because someone said no dinner till after the show."
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And then someone else decided to drink her own weight in gin.
"And then someone else decided to drink her own weight in gin."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
- I do not weigh that much. - You remember meeting Shy?
"- I do not weigh that much. - You remember meeting Shy?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
- Shy? - Baldwin.
"- Shy? - Baldwin."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
I didn't meet Shy Baldwin.
"I didn't meet Shy Baldwin."
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You talked to him for an hour. You made him listen while you
"You talked to him for an hour. You made him listen while you"
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sang his entire Christmas album to him in Yiddish.
"sang his entire Christmas album to him in Yiddish."
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That's not true.
"That's not true."
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Do you remember seeing me perform?
"Do you remember seeing me perform?"
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- No. - I remember. I laughed twice.
"- No. - I remember. I laughed twice."
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I laughed four times when I saw Red Skelton,
"I laughed four times when I saw Red Skelton,"
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so you're half as funny as that.
"so you're half as funny as that."
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- What's that smell? - Eggs.
"- What's that smell? - Eggs."
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- Make them stop. - Come on, Mama,
"- Make them stop. - Come on, Mama,"
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you must remember something from last night,
"you must remember something from last night,"
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- something I said? - No.
"- something I said? - No."
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I remember there were periods of time when you were talking
"I remember there were periods of time when you were talking"
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and there was no laughter.
"and there was no laughter."
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-That's called setting up a joke. -Well, you might want
"-That's called setting up a joke. -Well, you might want"
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- to lose that, because nobody laughs. - Good tip.
"- to lose that, because nobody laughs. - Good tip."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
That's what I remember: the silence.
"That's what I remember: the silence."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Though to be fair,
"Though to be fair,"
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the last time I saw you, it was all penis and sex
"the last time I saw you, it was all penis and sex"
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and fuck and balls and penis and tits.
"and fuck and balls and penis and tits."
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- Oh, Abe, for God's sake. - My-my point is that
"- Oh, Abe, for God's sake. - My-my point is that"
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you were there on a very clean night.
"you were there on a very clean night."
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Oh, yes, lucky me. I feel like I'm gonna die,
"Oh, yes, lucky me. I feel like I'm gonna die,"
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but at least I missed my daughter's dirty show.
"but at least I missed my daughter's dirty show."
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