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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Put That on Your Plate! (S01E01)

"Mama? Esther's in a clean diaper and Ethan is fed."
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"Half on the floor, half on the carpet."
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"- Lift, then, lift. - What happened here?"
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"His first big day at Bell Labs."
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"Have fun, Papa."
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"And I'm going to take a shower, hmm."
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"in the middle of the night when I was a kid,"
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"I always thought it was a ghost,"
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"Thanks a lot, Mom and Dad."
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"like, "Ooh, ooh!""
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"why is my son looking at lumps in men's pants?"
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"A little boy is only three and a half feet tall,"
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"so all the time he's waiting for Mommy to answer,"
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"he's stuck there at lump level."
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""Why doesn't Daddy live here anymore?""
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""Would someone who looks like Elizabeth Taylor come home"
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"...Elizabeth Taylor."
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"Couldn't even hear myself over the laughs."
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"With laughs, it came to just over 11 minutes."
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"You have a tight 11."
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"Feels like years."
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"What does this look like? You got a mirror?"
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"You look kind of wet and out of focus,"
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"Christ."
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"Give me a napkin."
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"- Check, please. - Check."
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"So, you know what this means, right?"
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"Mm, you're not ready to tour... I'm just talking about gigs"
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"at other clubs in the city, wherever I can book you."
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"Different venues, different audiences... it's the next step."
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"across all five boroughs."
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"And when I say five boroughs..."
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"I don't mean Staten Island or Queens."
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"- Just Manhattan. - I got the gist."
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"What a day, what a day!"
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"This is a big day!"
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"for the family."
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"Go ahead."
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"Tack the picture up on the headboard there."
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"And now, Joely, I'm gonna come clean with you,"
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"and just this side of idiot."
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"It's very important that you show people"
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"- Yes, sir. - I want everyone to know"
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"that you, Joel Maisel, are a conqueror."
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"they learned."
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"And now... we got to pay for it."
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"thrown your bar mitzvah in the room in the back"
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"Free's good. We like free."
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"with its stench of beer and piss and lane oil,"
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"they would have known we got it for free,"
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"and that is not acceptable."
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"by another stupid bar mitzvah,"
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"but they walked out thinking: The Maisels..."
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"- You should ride your bike. - I don't ride bikes anymore, Ma."
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"Sure, temporary, temporary."
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"Ooh. I'm doing a load of whites."
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"Of course. I'll make you a plate of yummy eggs."
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"Would you like that?"
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"Now, don't bother looking under the bed"
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"Bad boy."
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"* And liddle lamzy divey *"
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"* And liddle lamzy divey *"
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"* A kiddley divey, too *"
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"* Wouldn't you? *"
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"* And funny to your ear *"
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"Dow Chemical's scrambling"
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"Just pour some formaldehyde on a rag and hold it over my face."
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"but that's all they'll say."
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"Any suggestions? - LAWRENCE: There's nothing to do, boss,"
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"And hope we don't go out of business first."
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"We can't just wait."
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"What do you suggest, Maisel?"
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"We dig through universities for talent."
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"Francis, call Chase Manhattan."
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"And we need to call the West Coast, give 'em a heads-up."
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"Just a couple of personnel things."
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"And what is all this? - It's for Ethan's birthday party."
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"- who come to the party. - It's all their birthdays?"
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"If everyone gets a gift, it'll keep the screaming down. - So,"
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"everyone gets a gift, everyone gets a compliment,"
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"- I put it in there. - I'm doing gum."
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"Starting over."
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"- It's the same as last year. - Is it?"
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"Of course he's coming..."
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"Only if he wants to be beaten to death"
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"Every word, as if broadcast over a microphone."
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"then pass the bags from one to the other."
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"Thanks for the industrial education, Papa."
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"And, young lady, I heard through the door"
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"Imogene."
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"I'm not gonna remember that."
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"- but trying to work it out. - The Turners?"
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"Think that Joel is on a business trip in Poland."
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"Gave me a new home number for him."
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"Think that we are renovating the apartment"
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"Oh, Susie. Sure."
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"Susie needs to talk to me."
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"I'm not gonna clear the goddamn room."
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"She'd be the perfect opening act for Sophie Lennon."
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"Get out of here. Sophie's one of my biggest clients. - I know."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"It's a terrible gig."
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"Slot went to Markie Diamond once. You hear of him?"
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"Danny LeMonde? Scoop LeMonde?"
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"- I get the point. - She'd be a sacrificial lamb."
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"You cut your teeth haunting dives downtown."
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"but the Gaslight's her home."
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"It's a really shit gig."
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"She's gonna bomb."
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"Yeah, I'm from Queens,"
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"born and raised."
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"Put that on your plate. Ugh."
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"You know, sometimes when I'm on the telephone"
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"You hear those laughs?"
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"Are you sure my stuff is funny enough for Harry?"
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"I mean, really."
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"Yeah, I like to eat!"
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"I'm so fat that I used to look Rubenesque,"
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"He tried not to, but he did."
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"I'm not telling you."
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