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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Get Me to Mecca on Time (S01E01)

Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie?

"Jeannie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie?

"Jeannie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

What's the matter?

"What's the matter?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l do not know, master.

"l do not know, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l feel so weak, as if all my strength had gone.

"l feel so weak, as if all my strength had gone."

I Dream of Jeannie

You should've left me in my bottle on the beach...

"You should've left me in my bottle on the beach..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...so l would not be any trouble to you.

"...so l would not be any trouble to you."

I Dream of Jeannie

You're no trouble.

"You're no trouble."

I Dream of Jeannie

Perhaps it is finally my age.

"Perhaps it is finally my age."

I Dream of Jeannie

Don't be ridiculous.

"Don't be ridiculous."

I Dream of Jeannie

You're the youngest 2000-year-old woman l've ever known.

"You're the youngest 2000-year-old woman l've ever known."

I Dream of Jeannie

You probably have a touch of the virus.

"You probably have a touch of the virus."

I Dream of Jeannie

You-- You get a lot of rest today and l'll go to the base and grab--

"You-- You get a lot of rest today and l'll go to the base and grab--"

I Dream of Jeannie

You must not leave without your breakfast.

"You must not leave without your breakfast."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you're not feeling well, l'll get breakfast at the base.

"lf you're not feeling well, l'll get breakfast at the base."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. l will feel even worse if l do not attend my master.

"No. l will feel even worse if l do not attend my master."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Are you sure? -Oh, l am sure.

"-Are you sure? -Oh, l am sure."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right.

"All right."

I Dream of Jeannie

Half an egg?

"Half an egg?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You really aren't well, are you?

"You really aren't well, are you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'd ask you to conjure up a doctor...

"l'd ask you to conjure up a doctor..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...but l'd hate to see what he'd look like.

"...but l'd hate to see what he'd look like."

I Dream of Jeannie

Young lady, you're going to bed. l mean right now.

"Young lady, you're going to bed. l mean right now."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, well, l-- l am sure l will be all right, master.

"Oh, well, l-- l am sure l will be all right, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, who's the master around here?

"Now, who's the master around here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, you lie down on that couch and you get plenty of rest today.

"Now, you lie down on that couch and you get plenty of rest today."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll give you a ring later on, okay? Bye.

"l'll give you a ring later on, okay? Bye."

I Dream of Jeannie

My car's in the shop. l have to call a cab.

"My car's in the shop. l have to call a cab."

I Dream of Jeannie

l will conjure one up for you, master.

"l will conjure one up for you, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no, no, l'm not kidding--

"No, no, no, l'm not kidding--"

I Dream of Jeannie

And after that, l will lie down all day. l promise.

"And after that, l will lie down all day. l promise."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right, if you're sure.

"All right, if you're sure."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay.

"Okay."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Hi, Roge. -Good morning.

"-Hi, Roge. -Good morning."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, congratulate me.

"Well, congratulate me."

I Dream of Jeannie

l am about to fall in love again.

"l am about to fall in love again."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, yeah? What's her name?

"Oh, yeah? What's her name?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-l don't know. l haven't met her yet. -Oh, Roge. Now, come on.

"-l don't know. l haven't met her yet. -Oh, Roge. Now, come on."

I Dream of Jeannie

l mean it. According to my horoscope...

"l mean it. According to my horoscope..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...a beautiful, gorgeous brunette is entering my life today.

"...a beautiful, gorgeous brunette is entering my life today."

I Dream of Jeannie

Horoscope? You're kidding.

"Horoscope? You're kidding."

I Dream of Jeannie

l see we have another sceptic.

"l see we have another sceptic."

I Dream of Jeannie

You see this?

"You see this?"

I Dream of Jeannie

ln two weeks, this horoscope hasn't been wrong.

"ln two weeks, this horoscope hasn't been wrong."

I Dream of Jeannie

l happen to be a Libra, and Venus is my ruling planet.

"l happen to be a Libra, and Venus is my ruling planet."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You're telling me. -See these two parallel lines?

"-You're telling me. -See these two parallel lines?"

I Dream of Jeannie

They indicate a beautiful Sagittarius is crossing my path today. See?

"They indicate a beautiful Sagittarius is crossing my path today. See?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Kind of skinny, isn't she? -Very funny. Very funny.

"-Kind of skinny, isn't she? -Very funny. Very funny."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll tell you when l meet her. When were you born?

"l'll tell you when l meet her. When were you born?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Twenty-fifth of July.

"Twenty-fifth of July."

I Dream of Jeannie

July the 25th? July. That's a Leo.

"July the 25th? July. That's a Leo."

I Dream of Jeannie

July the 25th.

"July the 25th."

I Dream of Jeannie

Leo, Leo, Leo.

"Leo, Leo, Leo."

I Dream of Jeannie

Mars is your solar fifth house.

"Mars is your solar fifth house."

I Dream of Jeannie

Today you're going on a trip.

"Today you're going on a trip."

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A long, long trip to a far-off place.

"A long, long trip to a far-off place."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l am testing a new module.

"Well, l am testing a new module."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What did l tell you? -lndoors.

"-What did l tell you? -lndoors."

I Dream of Jeannie

lndoors or outdoors, what do you expect from a 35-cent magazine?

"lndoors or outdoors, what do you expect from a 35-cent magazine?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Hey, wait a minute.

"Hey, wait a minute."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt also says you're going to meet many strangers.

"lt also says you're going to meet many strangers."

I Dream of Jeannie

Nobody any stranger than you.

"Nobody any stranger than you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hey, look at this! Jupiter's in direct juxtaposition to Mercury today.

"Hey, look at this! Jupiter's in direct juxtaposition to Mercury today."

I Dream of Jeannie

How about that? That's the first time that's happened in 2000 years.

"How about that? That's the first time that's happened in 2000 years."

I Dream of Jeannie

You don't really believe this, do you? l mean, you're an astronaut.

"You don't really believe this, do you? l mean, you're an astronaut."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know. But l don't wanna take any unnecessary chances.

"l know. But l don't wanna take any unnecessary chances."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hey, look, we'd better be going. Dr. Bellows is waiting for us.

"Hey, look, we'd better be going. Dr. Bellows is waiting for us."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay. l just gotta make a phone call.

"Okay. l just gotta make a phone call."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right, but l wouldn't keep him waiting too long if l were you.

"All right, but l wouldn't keep him waiting too long if l were you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hello?

"Hello?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, hello, Jeannie. How you feeling?

"Oh, hello, Jeannie. How you feeling?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, master, l'm so glad you called.

"Oh, master, l'm so glad you called."

I Dream of Jeannie

l do not wish to worry you...

"l do not wish to worry you..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...but one of my feet is missing.

"...but one of my feet is missing."

I Dream of Jeannie

Missing? Well, where did you put it?

"Missing? Well, where did you put it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l mean, how could one of your feet be missing?

"l mean, how could one of your feet be missing?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt just vanished.

"lt just vanished."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. Now, that's impossible. You must have misplaced it.

"No. Now, that's impossible. You must have misplaced it."

I Dream of Jeannie

You look for your foot while l wait. Try the end of your leg.

"You look for your foot while l wait. Try the end of your leg."

I Dream of Jeannie

No? Did you look behind the couch?

"No? Did you look behind the couch?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt has come back, master.

"lt has come back, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Good girl. l knew you'd find it.

"Good girl. l knew you'd find it."

I Dream of Jeannie

But l'm losing my hand.

"But l'm losing my hand."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, don't let your hand get away from you.

"Now, don't let your hand get away from you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hold your hand with your other hand.

"Hold your hand with your other hand."

I Dream of Jeannie

Don't panic. lt could happen to anybody.

"Don't panic. lt could happen to anybody."

I Dream of Jeannie

l have it back.

"l have it back."

I Dream of Jeannie

But l feel so weak.

"But l feel so weak."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, you stay there...

"Now, you stay there..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and hold on to your hands and feet until l get there.

"...and hold on to your hands and feet until l get there."

I Dream of Jeannie

And if they start to disappear again-- lt's been nice chatting with you.

"And if they start to disappear again-- lt's been nice chatting with you."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Who was that, captain? -An old friend, sir.

"-Who was that, captain? -An old friend, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

-A man or woman? -Woman.

"-A man or woman? -Woman."

I Dream of Jeannie

And her arms and her legs are missing?

"And her arms and her legs are missing?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, sir. They're back.

"No, sir. They're back."

I Dream of Jeannie

l mean, it sounds like a case of delirium tremens.

"l mean, it sounds like a case of delirium tremens."

I Dream of Jeannie

Your friend drinks a lot?

"Your friend drinks a lot?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l think it's safe to say she spends most of her time with her bottle.

"l think it's safe to say she spends most of her time with her bottle."

I Dream of Jeannie

At least l think l see. With you, l never know.

"At least l think l see. With you, l never know."

I Dream of Jeannie

l owe you a lot, captain.

"l owe you a lot, captain."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Me, sir? -Yes.

"-Me, sir? -Yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

At one time, l was thinking of retiring.

"At one time, l was thinking of retiring."

I Dream of Jeannie

l was getting bored. But do you know something?

"l was getting bored. But do you know something?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Once you came to the space program, l haven't had one boring minute.

"Once you came to the space program, l haven't had one boring minute."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, well, l'm glad l'm able to amuse you, sir.

"Oh, well, l'm glad l'm able to amuse you, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l'm not amused. l'm baffled.

"Oh, l'm not amused. l'm baffled."

I Dream of Jeannie

And l'm gonna stay right here...

"And l'm gonna stay right here..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...until l get to the bottom of what it is about you that baffles me.

"...until l get to the bottom of what it is about you that baffles me."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm really a very simple man.

"l'm really a very simple man."

I Dream of Jeannie

Of course you are.

"Of course you are."

I Dream of Jeannie

You drink salt water.

"You drink salt water."

I Dream of Jeannie

You keep horses in your living room.

"You keep horses in your living room."

I Dream of Jeannie

You carry on conversations with bottles.

"You carry on conversations with bottles."

I Dream of Jeannie

And you know what you said to your friend when her hand disappeared?

"And you know what you said to your friend when her hand disappeared?"

I Dream of Jeannie

'' Don't panic. lt could happen to anyone.''

"'' Don't panic. lt could happen to anyone.''"

I Dream of Jeannie

Just a figure of speech, sir.

"Just a figure of speech, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm going to add it to my collection.

"l'm going to add it to my collection."

I Dream of Jeannie

You have a test coming up, captain. l'll meet you in the testing room.

"You have a test coming up, captain. l'll meet you in the testing room."

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