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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Get Me to Mecca on Time (S01E01)

Jeannie, what are you doing here? l told you to stay home and rest.

"Jeannie, what are you doing here? l told you to stay home and rest."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt is no use, master.

"lt is no use, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Something has happened to me. l am vanishing.

"Something has happened to me. l am vanishing."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. No, all you need is a good night's sleep.

"No. No, all you need is a good night's sleep."

I Dream of Jeannie

l cannot understand what has happened to me.

"l cannot understand what has happened to me."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you don't feel better by tonight, we'll get you a good doctor.

"lf you don't feel better by tonight, we'll get you a good doctor."

I Dream of Jeannie

No doctor could--

"No doctor could--"

I Dream of Jeannie

What is this, master?

"What is this, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's just some nonsense Roger left here.

"lt's just some nonsense Roger left here."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Jeannie, it's very important that-- -Master, look!

"-Jeannie, it's very important that-- -Master, look!"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Jupiter and Mercury are together. -Oh, fine, fine.

"-Jupiter and Mercury are together. -Oh, fine, fine."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l have to go to the test-- -This is the day of the Ram.

"-l have to go to the test-- -This is the day of the Ram."

I Dream of Jeannie

Good. lt's about time they won a game.

"Good. lt's about time they won a game."

I Dream of Jeannie

You do not understand.

"You do not understand."

I Dream of Jeannie

On the day of the Ram, every genie and master...

"On the day of the Ram, every genie and master..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...must make a pilgrimage to Mecca.

"...must make a pilgrimage to Mecca."

I Dream of Jeannie

l faced east when l shaved this morning. lsn't that enough?

"l faced east when l shaved this morning. lsn't that enough?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-You don't really believe in-- -Please do not jest, master.

"-You don't really believe in-- -Please do not jest, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt is why l have been so ill today.

"lt is why l have been so ill today."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt is written that on this day, my master must appear...

"lt is written that on this day, my master must appear..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...in the thieves' market at the Well of Madahar...

"...in the thieves' market at the Well of Madahar..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...face the Minaret of the Rising Sun, and repeat the sacred words.

"...face the Minaret of the Rising Sun, and repeat the sacred words."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've gotta be in a test chamber with Dr. Bellows in two minutes.

"l've gotta be in a test chamber with Dr. Bellows in two minutes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, please, master.

"Oh, please, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf Ramdah is not appeased, l shall lose my power...

"lf Ramdah is not appeased, l shall lose my power..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and disappear into limbo forever.

"...and disappear into limbo forever."

I Dream of Jeannie

Will you stop believing this superstitious nonsense.

"Will you stop believing this superstitious nonsense."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, l want you to go home and lie down.

"Now, l want you to go home and lie down."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hello.

"Hello."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. l'm on my way.

"Yes, sir. Yes, sir. l'm on my way."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes.

"Yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right, captain.

"All right, captain."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're gonna concentrate on your reaction to re-entry oscillations.

"We're gonna concentrate on your reaction to re-entry oscillations."

I Dream of Jeannie

Any specific directions, sir?

"Any specific directions, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, we'll give you your directions during the ride.

"Oh, we'll give you your directions during the ride."

I Dream of Jeannie

Affirmative.

"Affirmative."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right.

"All right."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hold on, Tony, l'll give you some pitch and yaw.

"Hold on, Tony, l'll give you some pitch and yaw."

I Dream of Jeannie

How you feeling, captain?

"How you feeling, captain?"

I Dream of Jeannie

What a ride.

"What a ride."

I Dream of Jeannie

We'll stabilize the vehicle.

"We'll stabilize the vehicle."

I Dream of Jeannie

Stand by for the next manoeuvre.

"Stand by for the next manoeuvre."

I Dream of Jeannie

What are you doing here?

"What are you doing here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l work here, captain.

"l work here, captain."

I Dream of Jeannie

I wasn't talking to you, sir.

"I wasn't talking to you, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

He's doing it again.

"He's doing it again."

I Dream of Jeannie

You've gotta get out of here.

"You've gotta get out of here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Master, we must leave for Mecca now, while there is still time.

"Master, we must leave for Mecca now, while there is still time."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm not going to Mecca!

"l'm not going to Mecca!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Did you say you're not going to Mecca?

"Did you say you're not going to Mecca?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l said, '' l'm not going to make it.'' l think you'd better bring me down.

"l said, '' l'm not going to make it.'' l think you'd better bring me down."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, you gotta get out of here right now.

"Jeannie, you gotta get out of here right now."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right, master. Farewell.

"All right, master. Farewell."

I Dream of Jeannie

What's the matter?

"What's the matter?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l am losing my hand.

"l am losing my hand."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are you on the level about this Mecca thing?

"Are you on the level about this Mecca thing?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt is the only way we can save me.

"lt is the only way we can save me."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay. Okay, l'll-- l'll go. Can you hold on?

"Okay. Okay, l'll-- l'll go. Can you hold on?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll try.

"l'll try."

I Dream of Jeannie

But you will get into trouble if you leave here now.

"But you will get into trouble if you leave here now."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, forget about that. I'll meet you at home.

"Oh, forget about that. I'll meet you at home."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay.

"Okay."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Captain. Captain! -Yes, sir.

"-Captain. Captain! -Yes, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain, l want to see you in my office in five minutes.

"Captain, l want to see you in my office in five minutes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Could we make it tomorrow, sir? l've got an emergency--

"Could we make it tomorrow, sir? l've got an emergency--"

I Dream of Jeannie

This is an emergency, captain.

"This is an emergency, captain."

I Dream of Jeannie

How did you know we would meet today, captain?

"How did you know we would meet today, captain?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You can't fight fate.

"You can't fight fate."

I Dream of Jeannie

Roger, l wanna talk to you a minute.

"Roger, l wanna talk to you a minute."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, here she is. Out of my horoscope, into my life.

"Well, here she is. Out of my horoscope, into my life."

I Dream of Jeannie

This is Tony Nelson. Pardon me, Diane.

"This is Tony Nelson. Pardon me, Diane."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hi. How are you? Very nice to meet you.

"Hi. How are you? Very nice to meet you."

I Dream of Jeannie

You mean it works?

"You mean it works?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l told you, it never fails.

"l told you, it never fails."

I Dream of Jeannie

May l speak to you alone, please?

"May l speak to you alone, please?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah. l'll be right back. Don't go away--

"Yeah. l'll be right back. Don't go away--"

I Dream of Jeannie

You remember the time you said l was gonna take a trip...

"You remember the time you said l was gonna take a trip..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...and meet strangers? -Yeah.

"-...and meet strangers? -Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

That time has come. l need a favour.

"That time has come. l need a favour."

I Dream of Jeannie

Make it a short favour. Diane's waiting.

"Make it a short favour. Diane's waiting."

I Dream of Jeannie

l want you to get in Bellows' office, keep him busy for a couple hours.

"l want you to get in Bellows' office, keep him busy for a couple hours."

I Dream of Jeannie

Keep him busy? How?

"Keep him busy? How?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l don't know how. Talk about astrology.

"Well, l don't know how. Talk about astrology."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, come on. He'll think l'm crazy.

"Oh, come on. He'll think l'm crazy."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah. That's the idea. l'll be back as soon as l can.

"Yeah. That's the idea. l'll be back as soon as l can."

I Dream of Jeannie

Wait, wait, wait. Where will you be if l need you?

"Wait, wait, wait. Where will you be if l need you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Mecca.

"Mecca."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay, Jeannie. Come on. Get us to Mecca.

"Okay, Jeannie. Come on. Get us to Mecca."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, bless thee, master.

"Oh, bless thee, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l hope it is not too late.

"l hope it is not too late."

I Dream of Jeannie

Take hold of my hand.

"Take hold of my hand."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie? Jeannie!

"Jeannie? Jeannie!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, where are you?

"Jeannie, where are you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm sorry, master. l had to stop and change.

"l'm sorry, master. l had to stop and change."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, your legs. Yeah.

"Oh, your legs. Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, let's look for that Well of the Madahar--

"Well, let's look for that Well of the Madahar--"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Master, we are in trouble. -What's the matter now?

"-Master, we are in trouble. -What's the matter now?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l've forgotten where the thieves' market is.

"l've forgotten where the thieves' market is."

I Dream of Jeannie

-We can't stand around here. -What are we going to do?

"-We can't stand around here. -What are we going to do?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Talk to the first thief that comes along.

"Talk to the first thief that comes along."

I Dream of Jeannie

May l assist you, if l can?

"May l assist you, if l can?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Move along, sister. l'll take this one.

"Move along, sister. l'll take this one."

I Dream of Jeannie

-He's with me. -l'm with you too, baby.

"-He's with me. -l'm with you too, baby."

I Dream of Jeannie

You two cats wanna dig the scene?

"You two cats wanna dig the scene?"

I Dream of Jeannie

We're looking for the thieves' market. We're in a hurry.

"We're looking for the thieves' market. We're in a hurry."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thieves' market? l never heard of that one.

"Thieves' market? l never heard of that one."

I Dream of Jeannie

Let's see, there's the Cockeyed Camel...

"Let's see, there's the Cockeyed Camel..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...the Purple Pyramid, the Fez West....

"...the Purple Pyramid, the Fez West...."

I Dream of Jeannie

What is this place? A discotheque?

"What is this place? A discotheque?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no, no. Thou does not understand.

"No, no, no. Thou does not understand."

I Dream of Jeannie

Look, baby, let me take you to the Basin Street Middle East.

"Look, baby, let me take you to the Basin Street Middle East."

I Dream of Jeannie

Man, it swings.

"Man, it swings."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're looking for the thieves' market near the Well of the Madahar.

"We're looking for the thieves' market near the Well of the Madahar."

I Dream of Jeannie

l get it! Souvenirs. l can steer you to all that jazz.

"l get it! Souvenirs. l can steer you to all that jazz."

I Dream of Jeannie

Persian rugs, pictures of pyramids till you hold them up to the light.

"Persian rugs, pictures of pyramids till you hold them up to the light."

I Dream of Jeannie

-No, no. The old thieves' market. -You gotta be kidding.

"-No, no. The old thieves' market. -You gotta be kidding."

I Dream of Jeannie

That jazz went out with high-button veils.

"That jazz went out with high-button veils."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What you kids want-- -The thieves' market.

"-What you kids want-- -The thieves' market."

I Dream of Jeannie

-No watusi joints? No souvenirs? -Where is it?

"-No watusi joints? No souvenirs? -Where is it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You're standing on it. Good luck, baby.

"You're standing on it. Good luck, baby."

I Dream of Jeannie

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