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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - The Nuttin' Professor (S06E06)

"- Movie night, baby. I love it."
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"- Yeah. What are you sitting in? I'm not mad at it."
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"- You can't be mad at this. - No."
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"- The real question here"
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"is how not mad are you at this beer mug?"
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"- Oh, very un-mad. It's a lot of fun."
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"- Thank you. - Okay."
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"Let's kick things off here with a foot job comp."
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"- All right. - Okay. Let's do it."
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"[smacking]"
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"- Huh. - Hmm."
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"- You know, not my porno. Mm-mm."
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"Why don't we go bottom right, right there?"
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"That butt-- that butt's just winking at me."
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"[woman moaning]"
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"- Mmm, nope."
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"Not my porno. - She's cute."
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"A little Amy Schumer looking."
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"[woman moaning]"
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"No. He's rushing. Not my porno."
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"- Pace yourself, bud."
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"- Geez. - You know?"
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"- Hey! How are you?"
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"- Howdy."
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"- Can't see through the sheet, can they?"
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"- No. I wouldn't think so. No."
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"[hip-hop music]"
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"- * I'm fresh *"
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"- * You gotta, you gotta"
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"* You gotta, gotta"
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"- * Gotta be fresh"
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"- I mean what are we doing?"
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"What happened to porno? - That's what I was thinking."
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"- I feel like it's lost all of its nuance."
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"- That's right. Now, it's just--"
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"it's like a jackhammer just plugging away at a Realdoll,"
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"which I've actually seen that video before,"
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"and I liked it more than this. - Yeah."
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"I'm sorry, I like my porn stars with acting chops."
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"- Yes, they should also have very expressive eyes"
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"while they're kind of-- - Honestly, I miss Dan Yella."
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"I mean what a porn star. - Yeah, absolutely."
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"- Dare I say starred in the greatest porno"
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"of all time,"
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""The Nutting Professor.""
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"- Oh, you're dating yourself."
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"- I am. I am a little bit."
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"- And Dan Yella, what a performance."
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"Are you kidding me? Seven different roles."
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"Remember the aunt in the fat suit?"
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"- "Oh, jerk it, please!"
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"Jerk it, please!" - Yes. Thank you."
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"- Oh, the roll around the dinner table."
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"- And what a body."
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"I didn't mind all the pubes."
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"I mean they were everywhere. I didn't care."
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"- I mean there's literally no other man"
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"I'd rather watch do sex. - Yeah."
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"- You know what?"
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"To Mr. Dan Yella, our porno daddy."
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"- To Dan Yella. - Mr. Dan Yella."
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"- Well, after scouring the Internet,"
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"I couldn't find "The Nutting Professor,""
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"and I checked Brazzers,"
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"Bangbros, Mofos, Rancho [bleep], PornHub,"
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"and YouPorn. - I know."
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"And I tried PornTube, Fapdu, Youjizz, Jizzpros."
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"I even tried Sublime Directory."
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"- Did you just say "Sublime Directory"?"
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"- Uh, yes, I did. - Found it! Yup."
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"And it wasn't on xHamster, 8th St. Latinas,"
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"Captain Stabbin, or Mike in Brazil."
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"- I love Mike in Brazil,"
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"'cause he was in an apartment, and then he went to Brazil."
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"- This is a cool way to see Brazil."
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"- See the world, really."
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"- Guess where I did find it, though."
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"- Where? - EBay. Yeah."
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"Two VHS copies,"
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"and I'm currently the highest bidder."
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"- That is awesome."
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"- Yeah. Get on over here, dude."
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"Check it out. So I've just been in this bidding war"
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"with "MRNULEAF," and there's, well,"
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"there's 30 seconds left, so..."
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"I just thought of something cool."
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"- What? - What if we make a pact to,"
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"like, not crank down until we get the movie?"
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"- Yeah, okay. That sounds like a good--"
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"- Bad idea. That's, like, not cool, right?"
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"- You know, I--and that's where I disagree with you, Anders."
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"I think it's necessary"
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"because we must show respect for Dan Yella, right?"
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"- I don't know. I don't know."
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"- You're acting a little weird. - I'm not being weird."
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"- Five seconds. Five seconds."
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"- Four, three, two. Hit it. Hit it."
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"- That was too early. - You gotta--"
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"[all shouting] - I won! Yeah! We won! We won!"
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"- Congratulations. Good stuff, babe."
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"- So we won't crank down? - Yeah."
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"- No cranking down. - Okay."
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"That's official. That's fine."
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"- I don't even know what to do since we can't jerk off."
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"I guess have some toast."
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"- Man."
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"You guys ever notice DiDi got a real booty on her?"
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"- I've never noticed that."
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"- No, I was waiting for that notification on my phone"
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"about the package getting home."
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"- When we get home, I call dibs on watching it first."
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"- No, no, no, no, no. Let me get it."
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"- Ders, what's going on?"
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"Is something wrong?"
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"- Okay. I--"
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"It was May 29, 2001."
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"I was on vaycay with my parents,"
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"and we were staying in the same room,"
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"so I couldn't stroke my dog."
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"Believe me, I tried."
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