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Clips from Half Baked (1998)

"My last clear memory, really."
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"I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. Go on!"
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"Why don't you light it up there, brother? All right. Here goes nothin'."
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"I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either."
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"I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life."
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"Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. Am I goin' crazy?"
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"And I am the happiest custodian alive."
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"Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo!"
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"Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. Sorry."
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"Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us."
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"All of you. All of you. It's so good."
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"You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas."
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"Yes, very good."
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"Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy. Come on, man. Let me get them dimes."
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"but their stuff ain't even weed most the time."
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"Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson."
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"Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."
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"Coming."
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"See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half hour later,"
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"Secret code. Come on in."
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"All right. Light it up."
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"Shoes off."
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"Bip Oxygen"
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm- Oh, bip"
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"Get some..."
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"Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man."
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"Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows."
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"Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water."
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"And... Funyuns."
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"That's it? Yeah."
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"We used to eat it all the time back in the day."
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"Pussy. That's right. You got it."
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"If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police."
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"Hey, girl."
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"You like popcorn."
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"That is so cool, man."
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"He got the same dealer as us. What you mean?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup."
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"Breathe. Breathe. Breathe."
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"Cup. Cup. Cup. Cup."
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"Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child."
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"My weed's wearing off."
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"Guess who? Yo. Psst. Thurgood."
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"Kenny didn't come home last night. We are worried, man."
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"Sincerely, The Guy on the couch."
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"All right, time's up."
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"Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny."
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"Number nine, time's up!"
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"I love you guys."
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"He looked all right, man."
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"I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya?"
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"Yes. So what's up with this?"
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"It's a thing I'm into."
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"Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for?"
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"My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must've been the shit."
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"I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick."
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"Is that Prell? Do you use Prell?"
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"Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane."
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"No, no. This is Mary Jane."
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"Ah! What I'm talkin' about."
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"Custodian, dick."
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"It's really real"
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"Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah"
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"I could feel she wanted me to say something."
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"maybe go out for some ice cream or something?"
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"I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas."
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"Thanks for the ride. Thurgood!"
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"I knew it."
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"You know, I might've came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Joking!"
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"Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies."
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"Dr. Kablecki."
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"Janitor? Janitor?"
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"Could you, uhI know this isn't your responsibility,"
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"Got ya. I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop the rest of this shit up."
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"What it smell like? Smell like..."
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"No. I smell weed, man."
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"One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here."
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"Some good shit."
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"Sure. Shh."
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"Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit?"
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"No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant."
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"No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny."
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"It's like I feel stuck here, yo."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Wanna go outside? Yeah."
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"I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was..."
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"the shiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack!"
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"Let's go check in on Kenny, huh?"
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"Did I say homo? I didn't mean that!"
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"We'll sell weed."
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"I gottaI gotta get a form from a scientist."
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"Bully, man. Word, yo."
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"Hmm."
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"Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it."
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"We're not drug dealers. We're fund-raisers."
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"Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow."
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"forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before."
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"Thank you. Then we scraped together what little money we had..."
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"and I won't get all my vitamins."
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"Take it."
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"All right, man. Go!"
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"Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane"
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"Mary very, very necessary Extraordinary bein' Mary"
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"Look at all these people!"
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"Let's go, man. - Let's go. It's money."
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"She is my main thing She make me feel all right"
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"All right. We did our part, right?"
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"If you love me, Mary Jane Mary Jane"
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"We're talkin' about Mary Jane"
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"How y'all feel about Mary Jane"
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"We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good."
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"She make my heart sing"
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"Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number."
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"That was a joke."
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"Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think."
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"All right. Okay. I'll see you there."
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"Yeah, sure. We can go for a walk."
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