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Clips from Half Baked (1998)

"Good. Good. Let's."
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"So far, so good."
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"Come on. Let's get out of here. Anything to drink?"
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"Anything for you, sir? No. I'm fine. Thank you."
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"Um, do you mind if we take a cab this time?"
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"Sure."
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"You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn."
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"Just? No, no, no, no. Not just."
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"Okay, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana."
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"That's good."
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"Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer."
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"She held me in her arms, and it was like I was 15 years old all over again."
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"He's what we call an enhancement smoker,"
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"'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better."
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"I love Al Pacino, man."
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"There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun?"
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"I don't know, man. What? What?"
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"But as soon as you smoke it, here they come."
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"What y'all doin'? Nothin'."
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"All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger."
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"Mm. It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know?"
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"Sixty bucks? Yeah."
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"Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?"
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"But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full-time."
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"Fuck you. Fuck you."
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"That's what I'm talkin' about."
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"She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed."
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"Um, let me get a pound of your sweetest chiva."
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"For you, man, I'll stay for a minute."
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"But then I gotta be- gotta be goin'."
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"Doctor said I need a backeotomy."
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"She was all the Mary Jane I needed."
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"I never needed anyone"
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"Makin' love was just for fun"
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"Those days are gone"
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"And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother?"
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"We're fund-raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace."
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"How much did that cost, man? Ah."
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"It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man!"
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"She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. Hi."
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"Hey, man, we're out of papers."
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"We don't have a corkscrew."
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"All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel."
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"I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this:"
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"call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed..."
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"Yeah, with your number on it. You know, I can't believe this!"
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"I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again."
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"God, what is wrong with me? Hey..."
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"Shit. Do you like what you see, Samson?"
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"I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions."
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"Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny."
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"I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside."
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"You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days."
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"Is that right?"
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"Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man."
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"Eleven days wasn't gonna give us much time."
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"Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane."
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"I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back."
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"Heard that before. Said that before."
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"Marijuana?"
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"Man, this is some bullshit!"
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"You ever suck dick for marijuana? Huh?"
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"Boo this man! Boo!"
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"No!"
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"Naughty jungle of love!"
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"They killed Killer, B!"
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"I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke."
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"They had num-chuks, bolos. They be doin' Indian burns."
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"and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter."
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"So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good."
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"But then he had the fight of his life."
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"no longer beat."
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"I never thought I'd say this to anybody,"
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"Who is this? This is Samson, smarty-pants."
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"over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow!"
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"814."
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"Oh! I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow."
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"You know, I have been Iying to you."
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"Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail."
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"You make about 40, 000, 50, 000 a week."
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"Shit. I wish."
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"Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair."
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"Man, we are in trouble, man."
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"Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money?"
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"Is it January?"
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"Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time?"
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"I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked."
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"Right over here! Come on!"
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"I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go!"
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"Move in."
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"You got me? Open and shut."
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"But we can bring you Samson."
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"How are you gonna bring Samson down?"
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"No codes. No slang. Yeah."
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"Abracadabra. Abracadabra?"
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"If somethin' happens to us, could you..."
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"to get high before you have important things to do."
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"Hello, boys. Hi, Samson."
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"I can't feel my hands!"
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"Pure cocaine."
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"Candy makes you dandy. Hmm."
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"This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B?"
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"Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin?"
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"You mean the game that you run, yo?"
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"Okay."
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"What? Abracadabra?"
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"Yes. Abracadabra."
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"Samson, Samson, I hardly know you."
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"You're dead! All of you!"
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"Aah!"
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"This is for Killer, B."
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"Now..."
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"I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me,"
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"I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B."
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"Now is there anything you want to say to your friends? Jerry, we need you."
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"Oh, wow."
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"The cops took all the credit for bustin' Samson, but that's not important."
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"I'm done smokin' it. This is the last of it, right here."
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"Thanks, baby."
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"bein' with you these past 11 years has been wonderful."
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