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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Beer Heist (S04E04)

"He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working."
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"He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working."
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"He wags his dick like a doggy tail."
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"- Ooh-ooh! - Okay, all right."
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"He wags his dick like a doggy tail."
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"- Just like a doggy tail. - Ooh-ooh!"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh!"
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"- Break it down, Derski. - Yeah!"
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"- My man is on fire. - Whoo!"
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"Oh, that was a special shot."
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"Thank you. I'm a clutch player."
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"I think it's because Steve Kerr"
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"accidentally spit on me at a sports chalet as a kid."
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"I was there for a signing and I think I got..."
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"It was like like Mike Ju-ju. I got some of his talent."
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"Yeah, or whatever disease transfers through saliva."
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"Okay, people, on your right you will see the home"
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"of Hollywood's most beloved athlete, Pauly Shore."
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"Whoa, hey, come on, Mike, what's up?"
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"Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
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"- Pauly Shore lives around here? - No."
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"I'm in the celebrity hot tub business now, baby."
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"- Cool. - Whoo!"
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"- Cool. - Whoa, hey, hey, hey, why are they taking pictures of us?"
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"It's because I told them that you're Pauly Shore and Adam is Robin Williams."
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"Um, I'm more of, like, a Mark Wahlberg type."
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"Okay. He has gained some weight,"
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"but, ladies and gentleman, Mark Wahlberg!"
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"All right, that's great."
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"- Hey, check this out too. - Sexy!"
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"My driver, homeless Mike, he found us a delicious treat"
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"in a dumpster behind Buca Di Beppo last night."
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"Lasagna."
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"Garbage lasagna. Very smart."
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"- Yeah. - "Ingenus," even."
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"So every tour comes with a free lunch."
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"- Sure. - Hey wait, a minute."
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"- Who's Ders supposed to be? - Oh, I'm good."
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"I'm glad you asked. Anders is comedy God Michael Cera!"
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"- Nice. - That's right. I'm supposed to be Michael Cera?"
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"- I was gonna say Michael Cera. - Yup."
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"- Would you like some? - Michael Cera?"
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"Come on, more like Michael Phelps. Let's be real, here."
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"You're not Michael Phelps. You're Michael Cera."
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"You don't even have a body like Phelps."
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"I don't have the same body as Michael Phelps?"
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"- No, dude, you're weak. - Take it back."
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"- Take it back. - No, you have Mike Cera's, like, tiny little eyes"
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"and weak-ass chin, bro. You're Mike Cera."
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"- Take it back. - No, hey!"
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"- Whoa! - Oh, my God!"
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"Why you do that, Scott Pilgrim?"
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"Sorry."
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"- Oh. - Hey, what do you guys say"
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"we turn this little beer run into a full-on dining experience?"
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"I'm thinking cold beer and some chicken wings, huh?"
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"- Chicken wings. - I like it, that sounds good."
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"- Yeah? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"We got a trio of tight-thicks at 11:00."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Adam."
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"Okay, they're waving us over. I'm gonna get in there,"
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"pick-up artist style, and start dropping some heavy negs."
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"- Great idea, great idea. - Okay, yeah, yeah."
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"Adam, Adam, why are you... Why are you walking like that?"
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"'Cause I'm walking like I have a gigantic one,"
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"and you guys should, too. Hey."
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"Hey, what's up, pigs?"
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"Um, hi. Will you guys get us some beer?"
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"Why, are you too stupid to buy it yourselves?"
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"Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! You guys look dumb."
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"No, we're 19."
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"- Okay, that's underage, okay. - What?"
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"I've got a big dick. It's huge."
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"Down there. It's scary. That's why I was walking funny earlier,"
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"it's because it hurts to walk."
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"- My thighs just smash it, and it's very painful. - Yup."
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"Okay, um..."
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"There's a huge party at our dorm."
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"Yeah, I know. I heard about that."
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"- Yeah? - I did."
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"- Yeah. - Surprised us, right?"
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"Ah, we're supposed to bring all the beer,"
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"so if we give you some money, will you buy it for us?"
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"Oh, little ladies, that would be our pleasure."
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"And trust me, I'm big on pleasure."
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"Probably too big for your little pussy."
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"Pussy Midgets."
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"Ders, how about you give this dump truck of a girl her money back."
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"- Okay. Sorry. - Uh, I don't get it."
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"You wouldn't, not with your tiny brain."
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"Why buy all the beer, when we can steal all the beer?"
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"That would be epic."
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"- It would be, right? - That's why he said it, stupid."
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"Okay, we've got to talk. We'll be right back."
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"- See you guys in a few. - Maybe ease up a little bit."
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"Dude, I love what a dangerous hornball you're being right now!"
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"Being a frickin' hornball right now."
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"- You're so horny. - Okay, we're gonna go steal all the beer..."
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"- Yeah. - And you keep seducing their 19-year-old little brains."
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"- Yes. Yes, okay. - Their dumb little brains."
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"Don't do that, though. Just do my walking with a big dick idea, okay?"
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"M gonna do, like, a..."
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"Yeah, dude, just walk with a big dick."
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"- All right. Okay, I will. - Don't do the gun thing."
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"- Don't do the gun thing. - Yo, what are we doing?"
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"Oh, ho! You looked that way, you fucking dummy."
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"I'm back, I'm back."
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"Come on, come on."
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"- What are we doing, man? - What do you mean?"
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"What do you mean? We're stealing beer."
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"We're gonna make those chicks horny by doing, like,"
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"some dangerous Lorenzo lamas-type stuff, right?"
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"Come on, dude, stealing beer?"
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"That's not gonna make chicks horny, dude."
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"Yeah, but what do you know about being horny, hmm?"
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"You're like the least horniest dude in our whole dude crew."
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"Are you kidding me? I am not the least horn... What about Ders?"
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"Ders is a whole ball of horns."
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"And, me, it's like... It's sad what I'll go through to get some."
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