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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Beer Heist (S04E04)

"Like, my dick, just when I ejaculate,"
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"I just ejaculate tears, because that's how sad it makes me."
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"- Your dick is crying? - My dick cries."
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"And your dick doesn't do anything."
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"- Okay. Uh, no. - Your dick just lays to one side, all... all just apathetic."
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"Okay, well, that is not true."
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"What is the horniest, most perverted thing"
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"that you would do for the orange-haired girl out there?"
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"Well, I'm already... Mm... I'm already smelling her hair. I'm..."
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"Okay, I don't know, exactly."
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"I'd probably... I'd take her to France,"
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"and we'd, uh... We would ride bicycles,"
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"and afterwards maybe I'd steal a smooch or two."
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"I'd give her a kiss, man."
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"You are a sad sack of shit."
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"What do you want me to say? What, I'll fist her or something, man?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just say I want to, like,"
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"- stick my whole arm up there. - Oh, come... oh, come on."
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"Well what if I tie all three of them up and start slapping"
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"'em around and frickin' burn them with a..."
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"- Well, don't be a psychopath. You don't have to do that. - I just..."
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"- Have normal sex with them. - Then I'm gonna fuck her, probably."
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"Oh, you... probably. Why'd you throw the "probably" in there?"
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"- Because I don't know if she's gonna let me. - That doesn't even seem like a..."
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"- I'm not gonna, you know... - Okay."
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"- Come on, man. - Just help me steal some beer."
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"- All right, fine. Let's steal the beer, all right? - Yo, psst, come on!"
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"- He's hand signaling. - Hey, my man, my man."
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"He's... he's hand signal... Hide, hide, hide!"
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"What up, man?"
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"Stay up."
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"- Shoot! - Oh, no, no, no, no!"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
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"I'm pretty sure that plan sucked."
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"You're pretty sure? Well, I'm pretty sure... You suck, okay?"
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"Because my friends are geniuses. They're probably devising a plan"
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"to steal the beer from the inside of the truck."
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"But since it seems like it's driving away..."
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"So we should follow it, all right?"
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"Let's not be stupid and show up to a dorm party without beer."
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"Come with me. We'll get the beer. We've got to get the beer. Come on, let's go!"
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"Thank you. Here we go. Move those big asses."
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"- Get it! - There you go! You got it!"
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"- Whoa, okay, all right. - Look! Yes!"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, so, uh..."
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"- What do we do now? - We're gonna grab as many beers"
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"as we can, and then we're gonna jump."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"Yeah, yeah, uh, hell yes."
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"- It doesn't seem... - Here we go."
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"- Oh, hey, hey, hey! - Yo, what's up?"
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"- Yo, what's up? - Let me get a beer, man."
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"- These girls are getting restless. - Okay, on it."
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"Hey, orange, take the wheel."
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"Oh!"
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"- All right! - Yeah!"
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"- You're good with your hands. - That's awesome."
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"Yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg, you frickin' whale."
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"- I want one. - Me too."
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"Okay, we need more beers. More beers!"
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"- Yeah, uh, what if we, um... - Okay."
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"Get, like, a grappling hook and, like, ballet shoes"
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"and kind of like man on a wire it over there?"
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"- Yeah, I'm just gonna throw it. - Huh?"
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"There we go."
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"Adam, what are you doing, man? You're gonna cause an accident."
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"You need to stop worrying and start tossing, man, 'cause when this works,"
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"we're gonna be partying all night, dude."
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"I know, about the sex and stuff, I'm just saying, man..."
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"Bring the 'Vo as close as possible."
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"Okay, okay, okay. Here we go."
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"Blake, we're jumping to the 'Vo."
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"And I know you're scared right now, man,"
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"but the blood that's pumping through your veins,"
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"I need it pumping through your dick!"
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"I need you horny, Blake!"
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"Okay, well, here's the deal about that. Uh, I just... I don't know if..."
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"Life, man."
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"What a ride!"
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"- Yeah, that's cool, right? - That's good shit."
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"Okay, throw me a case, man."
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"- Whoo! - Cool, right?"
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"It's what we do."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"- Here we go. - I got it, I got it."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"- Unh! - Oh!"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Here, right down there."
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"All right."
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"Whoa, whoa!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"All, right, all right. Uh, maybe it's time for a new plan."
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"You're right, mission abort. We've got enough beer."
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"Okay, now, hurry up and jump. Let's bang these chicks."
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"- Come on. - Yeah."
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"Hey, hey, whoa, come on, man, watch the hood! It's still my car!"
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"- Sorry. Come on! - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah! - Yeah."
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"Here we go. Here we g..."
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"- Nope, nope, no, no. - What?"
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"- Uh-uh, I'm not gonna make it. - Come on!"
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"What do you mean? Just get horny!"
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"I can't. Okay? I'm just..."
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"I'm not that horny."
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"Oh, farts!"
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"Okay, not good, not good. Not bad, you know, not bad. It's whatever."
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"- Where are we? - This is so ghetto."
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"This is ghetto? You're ghetto. What's with your hair? It's all wet."
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"You'd actually be the hottest one in the three if it was normal."
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"Ah, Haley, we're missing the pre-game."
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"I know, this sucks."
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"I'm gonna call an uber to send a car for us."
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"Wait, no, no, don't... Don't call anybody,"
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"okay, because I'm here and I'm fun and I've got two"
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"bad boys for life inside the building ready"
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"to come outside of the building and take your dorm party"
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"to the next level, into the stratosphere,"
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"which is a science term you'd know about if you"
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"were smart, but you're girls or whatever. So I'm gonna call them."
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"You know, put on makeup or something, please."
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