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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Dirty Dancing Dance (S03E03)

"Are you trying to say that even as a little boy,"
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"you never once clapped your hands to the radio?"
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"My dad traded it for a bucket."
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"That's how I got my birthday bucket."
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"¶"
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"This is a nightmare!"
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"And you're to blame."
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"True."
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"And it's going to be the first school dance"
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"ever worth going to."
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"No. When will this "dirty dancing" oppression end?!"
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"When will everybody cut loose, footloose,"
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"lick off your sundae spoons?!"
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"Sweetie, I keep telling you, the song is not about ice cream."
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"You don't know! No one does!"
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"Hey, pretty pretty."
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"Guess you're gonna be looking"
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"for a partner to practice those sensual moves with."
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"And it's not going to be you."
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"Come on, I know every single move"
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"that swayze does in that movie."
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"-Seriously? -Ah, good for you."
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"Actually, I've never seen it, but I will now,"
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"and I will dedicate my life"
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"to becoming your own personal swayze."
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"You go full swayze,"
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"maybe I'll let you dance near me."
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"Proximity dance! It's a deal!"
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"Yeah. No deal."
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"Hey!"
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"There is no way "dirty dancing""
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"Will ever be a theme at a school-sanctioned dance."
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"Give me one good reason!"
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"It's literally got "dirty" In the title,"
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"not to mention it's wildly inappropriate."
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"Inappropriate?!"
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""Wildly inappropriate.""
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"That piece of human [Bleep]"
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"Doesn't know what's inappropriate for children."
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"He said the theme's gonna be "soda pop hop.""
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"It's over, mom."
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"Over?"
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"Did johnny castle give up"
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"when he was unjustly fired from kellerman's?"
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"No, he did not."
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"That's right!"
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"He came back and danced dirty,"
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"and so will you after I march down to that school"
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"and give Principal Ball a piece of my mind."
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"No. Let me march."
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"-You want to march? -I do."
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"-Down there?! -Yes!"
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"To demand unrealistic changes to school policy,"
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"with a complete disdain for reason and common sense?"
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"I learned from the best."
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"I've never been prouder to call you my daughter."
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"And I've never been proud to be your daughter until now."
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"And so, for the first time,"
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"Erica Goldberg marched down to school"
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"and channeled Beverly Goldberg."
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"And if you still say no,"
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"I'll go above your shiny head to the PTA."
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"No, the school board."
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"No, the secretary of education."
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"So, what do you and your coffee-stained tie"
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"have to say to that?"
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"A month's detention. What?!"
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"That's not how this is supposed to work!"
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"The thing is, I'm an adult,"
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"and the way you're speaking to me is completely unacceptable."
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"But I'm a Goldberg. This is what we do."
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"And fortunately for both of us, you're not your mother"
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"[Chuckling] And she's not here right now."
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"But...i think we could compromise"
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"on something besides a dirty dance."
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"A compromise, huh?"
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"Okay, door's always open,"
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"but no more steamrolling me!"
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"I want your respect. Understand?"
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"Uh, I'm not following."
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"[ Sighs ] Thank goodness that's over."
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"¶"
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"As Erica was channeling my mom at school,"
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"my dad was being schooled by pops."
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"Ah, murray, perfect timing."
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"Come over here, take a seat."
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"I want you to look at that handsome young man"
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"and tell me what you see."
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"Someone who was still able to drop his pants in peace."
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"No!"
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"This is a photo of your first dance,"
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"your first act as a married man,"
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"and you're not even moving."
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"I moved plenty that day."
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"I walked down the aisle, I stepped on the glass,"
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"I walked back up the aisle."
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"I was a regular Carl Lewis."
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"Damn it, murray, when you asked for my daughter's hand,"
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"you said you'd do everything you could to make her happy."
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"Does that look like happiness to you?"
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"Ugh. Fine!"
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"I'll do one dance, but I'm not moving my lower half."
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"Did someone say "dance instructor"?"
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"No! Where did you even come from?!"
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"Come on! It's like "footloose"!"
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"You're the dopey farm boy, and I'm Kevin Bacon!"
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"Let me be your Bacon!"
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"Don't distract me with bacon."
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"I'm not dancing."
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"Come on!"
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"¶ Everybody Cut Footloose ¶ Yeah! Feel the beat!"
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"There's nothing wrong with two bros bonding over dance."
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"Barry, this is a delicate situation."
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"You're making it worse!"
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"Well, the infectious music of Kenny Loggins will win him over."
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"It's not winning him over."
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"The human body is literally programed to love Loggins."
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"He can't say no!"
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"No!"
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"[ Click, music stops ] Hey!"
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