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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Dirty Dancing Dance (S03E03)

"What if I told you there was a way"
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"that you could be a dancing god"
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"without ever having to move your body?"
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"No! Don't listen to him!"
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"I'm listening. All you got to do"
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"is raise your hands over your head."
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"-At the same time? -Yes."
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"You're gonna listen to this lazy-eyed nerd"
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"when you have this at your disposal?"
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"I'm gonna go with Adam's easy thing."
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"ADAM: Okay, if you can pull this off with mom,"
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"you'll never have to dance again."
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"Are you insane? I can't do that!"
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"And neither could Ferris Bueller's lame-ass sister."
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"That is, until she learned how."
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"I'm in a pool. I don't want to be in a pool."
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"In the movie, they were in a lake."
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"Would you rather be in a lake?"
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"I'd rather be in my chair!"
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"Put your hands up. I'll jump to you."
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"You catch me."
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"1...2...3."
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"¶"
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"Aah! My soft-belly meat!"
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"I'm cold. Let's forget this."
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"This is your chance to make mom feel loved and delighted!"
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"I'm freezing and miserable!"
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"Don't you swim away from me!"
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"What is that, a doggy paddle?"
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"You're a grown man!"
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"While my dad's plan to dance sank,"
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"Erica was ready to rise to the occasion."
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"Mom, guess what?"
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"I actually got principal ball to say yes,"
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"so the dirty dance is back on."
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"Well, that is very surprising to me, schmoop-aloo!"
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"[ Chuckling ] I can't believe I did it."
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"Uh, you! You did it, not me."
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"I was here [Chuckles] Mopping."
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"The dance is back on?"
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"That means I can still swayze you."
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"Let it go, Jeff."
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"I'm not gonna sensually gyrate with you."
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"I'm sorry, "gyrate"?"
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"If I'm gonna get dirty with anyone,"
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"it's gonna be Marc McGonagle."
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"Marc McGonagle?"
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"Erica, I'm begging you."
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"Give me a chance to groove all up on you."
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"No. Do not do that."
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"Let our bodies speak without words."
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"Stop! Nobody's body is speaking to any other bodies."
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"This is just a school dance."
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"Dirty dance."
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"Ugh, again with that awful movie."
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"Think about it, dude."
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"The school is letting us dirty-dance."
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"They want us to get freaky."
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"Unh!"
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"Ladies' man Cogan bringing it dirty, y'all!"
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"That was not in the movie."
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"Yeah, we never saw the movie,"
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"but the title says it all."
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"Guys, if you're gonna dirty-dance,"
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"at least do it right."
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"¶"
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"What have I done?"
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"-Florida. -Yes."
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"After my dad's botched dance lesson,"
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"it seemed this was as close to "dirty dancing""
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"As he would get."
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"Look at him. Has to be special effects."
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"No man can lift a tiny lady like that."
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"You're finally watching that movie, huh?"
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"I know I promised I'd take Bevy out dancing,"
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"but I can't do it."
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"I'll look stupid."
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"Since when do you care about how you look?"
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"You spend half your life puttering around this house"
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"in your underpants."
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"Well, that's about comfort."
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"It's also a warning shot to outsiders"
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"that you're not welcome."
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"All I'm saying is, you always"
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"care less about what other people think."
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"Why is this different?"
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"Let me be honest with you."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"I don't like to move my body."
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"Yeah, we've met."
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"Now, the thing is, I'm afraid."
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"Dancing in front of all those people with their judgy eyes --"
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"I-i can't do it."
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"Well, you'll never know how you'll look if you don't try."
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"Pops was right. My dad had to see for himself."
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"Luckily, he spotted my trusty camera."
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"And, with no one around,"
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"he decided to give dancing a shot."
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"He grooved, he grinded,"
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"he gyrated,"
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"he did...whatever this is."
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"Look at me! Ha ha ha!"
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"I'm a guy who dances now!"
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"He danced like no one was watching,"
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"and luckily, no one was."
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"Just a reminder, I will be performing"
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"with with my barbershop quartet, the princi-pals,"
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"at the open mike thursday..."
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"¶ Ni-i-ght ¶"
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"Stop the announcements. We need to talk."
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"No, no, no, no, no!"
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"We had an agreement over stern eye contact"
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"that if I gave in to your daughter's dance demands,"
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"you would stay far away from my office."
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"But that was before I realized that you were right"
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"and there can be no dance."
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"But you forced me to flip-flop!"
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"I flipped! I can't flop back!"
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"I didn't know how dirty that dance was gonna be!"
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"Which is why I wanted it to be a soda pop hop!"
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