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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Dirty Dancing Dance (S03E03)

"The '80s was the decade"
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"of great dance movies,"
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"but nothing had the moves or magic"
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"of the epic love story "Dirty Dancing.""
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"And no one loved it more than Beverly Goldberg."
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"Somebody who's taught me..."
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"...That there are people willing to stand up for other people"
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"no matter what it costs them."
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"(MIMICKING) Sit down, Jake."
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"Unfortunately, my mom dragged me"
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"to see it with her..."
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"17 times."
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"You said we could see "Spaceballs.""
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"There's no space or balls in this whole movie."
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"Hold my hand. Live this with me."
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"My mom was so obsessed,"
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"she even bought a copy for the low price of $89.99."
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"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
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"Nobody!"
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"My God, his arms are like glistening tree trunks."
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"And -- woof -- mama like that mullet."
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"[ Snorts ]"
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"Adult ADAM: "dirty dancing" Was the only thing"
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"that got my mom and sister to get along."
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"For the first time ever, they were, like, friends."
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"You know, this is actually based on a true story."
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"I'm pretty sure that's not true."
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"It's real, and you can't take that away from me."
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"Wait...maybe it can be!"
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"The sucky losers on the school dance committee"
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"are still fighting over a theme."
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"We can do a "dirty dancing" dance!"
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"Are you telling me you get to live "dirty dancing,""
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"And I could live every moment through you?"
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"That's not what I'm saying at all."
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"It's decided. We do this dance."
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"Aw, screw it! Help me plan it."
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"Lame!"
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"Sorry, ladies."
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"Truth bomb coming in!"
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"This one gonna hurt!"
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""Dirty dancing" sucks!"
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"No! Don't you ruin this for us!"
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"There's only one dance movie in this world that matters --"
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""footloose"!"
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"-Go away! -Stop this at once!"
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"It has it all -- gymnastics,"
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"bros bonding secretly with dance,"
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"and a ruggedly handsome outsider"
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"who dances into the hearts of a small town."
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"Please!"
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""Dirty dancing" Is at least realistic."
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"A beautiful girl dances into the hearts of a small resort."
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"No. Patrick swayze can only be a badass roadhouse bouncer,"
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"not some tight-pants-wearing mountain dancer."
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"You are grounded for six weeks!"
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"No tv or phone!"
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"But I need the phone to talk"
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"and the tv to watch television!"
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"That's the point."
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"Fine! You take away my "footloose,""
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"I take away your "dirty dancing.""
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"-What? -No!"
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"-Hey! -No!"
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"Hands off my swayze!"
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"He's a bouncer! No!"
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"Dancer!"
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"He is a bouncer!"
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"He's a bouncer! -Dancer!"
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"-Dancer! -He's a bouncer!"
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"Dancer! Dancer!"
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"It was march 2nd, 1980-something,"
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"and my mom had one simple request of my dad."
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"Murray, there's something wrong"
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"with the wheels on this vacuum cleaner."
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"Can you come down and take a look at it?"
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"I just bought you a new used one nine years ago!"
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"I'm telling you, it's sticking."
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"See, if you just move it back and forth, you know?"
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"Seems fine to me."
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"Just move with it a little."
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"Just, uh, take a few steps forward"
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"and a few steps back."
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"-Yeah. -There it goes."
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"¶ Because I've Had ¶"
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"Just really get into the rhythm"
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"of the vacuum. ¶ The Time Of My Life ¶"
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"Oh-ho-ho, no!"
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"I see what you're doing. I am not dancing with you."
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"Damn it!"
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"I was inches away from having the time of my life."
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"Inches!"
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"¶ And I -- ¶"
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"[ Click ]"
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"Hoo-hoo!"
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"That was a close one, huh?"
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"You mean, how you almost gave your wife the one thing"
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"she's desperately wanted for the last 25 years?"
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"The nerve of some people."
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"See? You get it. Why doesn't she?"
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"Murray, it's important to her."
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"It's just dancing. What's the big deal?"
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"For one thing, I literally"
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"have never danced a day in my life."
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"And based upon my current energy level,"
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"not gonna start soon."
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"Oh, stop."
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"Everyone's danced at some point."
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"Yeahhhh, not me."
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"You've never been in the shower and hummed a few bars?"
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"I'm all business in the shower."
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"Soap, rinse, out."
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"You've never once been driving,"
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"and Miami sound machine comes on"
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"and you tap your finger on the wheel?"
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"Tap my finger? Who am I, Gregory Hines?"
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