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Clips from Grandma's Boy (2006)

"Sometimes they're marked like this first one, which is by Llewellyn."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just great style, like this one, um-"
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"- Oh. Hi, sweetheart. - Hey, Grandma."
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"Hey, Bea. You know, you guys should probably go to bed early."
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"- You have a busy day tomorrow. - What do you mean?"
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"- I don't have any plans. - No."
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"I just figured you wanna be well-rested if you're gonna go to..."
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"- Antiques Roadshow. - [ Gasps, Laughs ]"
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"Oh! Alex, you're an angel."
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"Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose."
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"Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys..."
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"where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood."
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"Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion?"
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"This shit is fuckin' crazy."
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"I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard."
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"So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle!"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- You know, you ladies should really get some sleep. - Ooh. Yes, that's right."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"We need our beauty sleep because we have to get a lot of things appraised."
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"Come on, Bea. Come on."
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"It was starin'right at me. I almost shit my fuckin'pants."
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"So I ran inside and called the 5-0."
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"- Good night, ladies. - [ Reporter Continues, Indistinct ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Time to get some levels done."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Maybe we can just divide up the levels..."
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"and just do them right now."
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"- There's no time. We're screwed. - [ Sighs ]"
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"Are we gonna get fired?"
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"I mean, you might. We won't."
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"Boy, I hope I do. [ Chuckles ]"
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"I'm a worthless asshole who desees to die young."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys. Relax. Have faith."
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"Don't slit your wrists, Kane. I'm here."
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"Gentlemen, Levels 1 0 through 1 5, all done."
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"- Oh, my God. - I told you."
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"All right! Who wants a piece of the gray bush?"
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"[ Clamoring ]"
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"[ Exhales ] Still think I should die."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Samantha, what's the latest?"
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"Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys found all the bugs..."
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"but we have detailed instructions on how to fix 'em."
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"- We're back on schedule. - Phenomenal."
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"Phenomenal. Great energy."
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"Great energy."
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"I had a dream last night."
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"I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea."
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"And then I dove into the ocean- [ Imitates Water Splashing ]"
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"and I swam with the dolphins."
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"I was two animals joined as one..."
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"which meant good things are coming."
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"Good things."
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"Samantha, why don't you take the guys out for dinner tonight, on Brainasium."
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"Uh, sure."
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"Yeah, Samantha. Take us out."
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"- Yeah, let's fuckin' rage! - Rage?"
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"Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Good things are coming. Good things."
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"- Hey, Samantha. - Hey."
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"[ Sighs ] Look, sorry I can't make the dinner tonight."
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"I just got the new season of Buffy on DVD..."
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"and I'm gonna kick it in my crib and watch the bonus features."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Wow. I, uh, didn't even know that that came out. - It hasn't yet."
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"I know people."
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"Cool. Well, you... have a long night ahead of you."
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"- If you want me to come, I totally will. - Don't worry about it."
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"Or if you wanna call me afterwards, you totally can, probably."
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"Uh, you know, actually, I'm really tired..."
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"so I'm probably not gonna stay out so late."
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"But, uh, I will definitely see you on Monday."
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"Listen, uh, I realize that it must be really..."
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"intimidating to talk to me, you know."
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"But underneath this genius..."
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"I'm simply a human, you know."
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"But I'm working on that."
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"-J.P.? - Yeah?"
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"- I have to go. - Okay."
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"[ Robot Voice ] Drive safe."
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"## [ New Age ]"
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"I have chosen our very best table for your party."
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"- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. This is our harmony table."
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"Thank you."
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"Take a look, please, at our very exclusive vitamin water list."
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"- Oh, I'll look at that, yeah. - Enjoy the harmony."
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"- [ Kisses, Exhales ] - [ Sighs ]"
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"This is where we get to have our big dinner, huh?"
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"- Mr. Cheezle picked it. - There's a shocker."
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"- This menu sucks. - The tofu cakes look kinda good, maybe?"
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"- Do they even have alcohol? -Actually, we don't serve alcohol."
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"Bummer, I know. But, uh- [ Laughs ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"this must be your first time here at Our Lady Health."
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"I'm Shylo. I'll be your waiter all day."
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"I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shylo?"
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"- Yeah, Shylo. - That's weird."
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"-Jeff. - What? It's weird."
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"- He meant gay. - Stop it."
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"No alcohol? This place sucks."
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"Hey, fella. Give it a chance."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"We do see shots... of wheatgrass."
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"That's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit."
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"- [ Laughs ] - Uh, excuse me, sir. What do you recommend for appetizers?"
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"Ooh, you know what everyone's buzzing about is the bean sprout quesadilla. Mmm."
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"You know what? There's a Tommy burger right down the street."
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"- Let's just do that, you guys. - That sounds good."
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"Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's a little different here..."
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"but it's actually good and good for you."
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"We don't see it with any grease or fat."
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"If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat?"
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"- [ Snickers ] - Do you have bathrooms or do I have to shit in the plant?"
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"- [ Laughing ] - [ Mocking Laughter]"
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"Stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass."
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"You guys think you're so fucking cool. Makes me sick!"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"''Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone.''"
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"Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick."
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"Aw. Someone missed their yoga class this morning. Come on. Let's go."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Nice karma, ''Guy-blow.'' - You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo."
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