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Clips from Grandma's Boy (2006)

"[ Imitates Flute ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- We're really sorry, sir. - You were sweet."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"[ Bea ] Thank you, Lilly."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I still can't believe they appraised that footstool at $200, though."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I know. Who would have thought that was early Victorian?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I wanted to win some money."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I tried to tell you that was an old piece of dried dog poop..."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- but you didn't wanna believe me. - Poop-poop-pi-doop."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Hey. This tea has quite a kick. What is it?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I'm not sure. I found this in one of Sophie's old tins..."
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"and I just thought it would be nice to do it in- in her memory."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Here's to you, Sophie."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"[ All Slurping ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"[ Barry ] Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning!"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- I'm winning! Please! Call it! - Merry Christmas."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Please! - I can't breathe! It's not a joke!"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"There is absolutely no way that you could ever beat me at any video game."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"You know, while other girls growing up were playing with Barbies..."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I was beatin' my brothers at ''Super Mario.''"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Ooh, ''Super Mario.'' Nice name-drop."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- How long have you been a tester? - Like 1 0 years?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Wow. - I used to be an accountant."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Then I woke up one day and realized I was miserable."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"So I walked into my boss's office and I said, ''Dad, I quit.''"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"''Dad.'' Nice name-drop."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"At the end of the day, you have to do what you're passionate about."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Exactly."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Plus, you can't get stoned and be an accountant."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- [ Laughs ] - It's like-"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Dude, can we go back to your grandma's house? I have to use the bathroom."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"We are not goin' to my grandma's house. Go pee in the alley."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- I have to pee out of my ass. - [ Samantha ] Oh, man."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"You know what? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. I should get going anyway."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late. It's right around the corner. We can totally go."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"It's an emergency. [ Groans ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- [ Man Speaking Spanish ] - Think I hear voices."
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"- Is that Spanish? - Numero dos. Andale."
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"- [ Man Continues In Spanish ] - [ Women Laughing ]"
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"[ Laughing Continues ]"
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"Hey, Grandma."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I don't understand wha- [ Laughs ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- what these people are saying. - [ Mouths Words ]"
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"[ Continues In Spanish ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Chi-Chi Zapata."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Chi-Chi choochy loco-co."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I didn't know you were bringin' people."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I would have... trimmed my antlers."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Your grandma's hilarious. - Yeah, she's not normally like this."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Is that beer? Can I have one?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Here, you can have all of them. Where's the bathroom?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"It's upstairs, to the left."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- ## [ Salsa ] - Oh, I love that music."
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"## [ Singing In Spanish ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Come here, cutie. - Oh, hey."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- [ Babbling ] - Ow. My face."
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"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"Hey. Hey, Grandma?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Do you- Do you think maybe I could talk to you in the kitchen for a second?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer. - Okay."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Come on. Why don't we have that beer in the kitchen?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Okay, honey. Woo-hoo."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Here's a pill. - [ Screams, Laughs ]"
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"Grandma, why aren't you in bed?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"[ Belches ] Oop. Oh. Excuse me."
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"[ Can Crinkles ]"
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"Well, w-we were getting- [ Laughs ]"
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"We were getting ready for bed..."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"and-and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- What tea? - Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser."
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"Oh, we thought it would be nice to- to drink it in memory of Sophie."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"[ Whispering ] I can hear my hair growing."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"You want some soup?"
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"I-I'm okay, Grandma."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- My grandma drank all my pot. - That is great."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many people get to say that in their lifetime?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Do you have any more pot? - No."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I could definitely smoke a joint right now."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Really? - Yeah."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Call that weirdo Dante. - Yeah, call him."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"It's cool if I invited some of my friends from the Crazy Beaver, right?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Maybe next time you could go a little less on the crazy and a little more on the beaver."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"There's no trouble, bro. They're people,just like you and me."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Now hit this joint and have some fun."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"This isn't the, uh, ''I think I'm a deer'' shit, is it?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. - [ Coughing ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Why is it Frankenstein? - 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- [ Laughing ] - Need food."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Look, I'm the Cookie Monster."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"[ Lilly ] What's up, homey?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Peanut butter."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- I love Madame Kamay."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"## [ Singing ]"
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"Let's just say I learned a lot about owning a lion."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"He learned better not own one."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Nice English words, Dr. Shakalu. - [ Chuckles ] Thank ''boo.''"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news yesterday."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Really? - Yeah."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?"
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"[ Laughs ] Yeah. Yeah."
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"Hey, man. Lookin'back, maybe that lion was a bad idea."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"That's why Dr. Shakalu's hookin' me up with a monkey."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"[ Shouts, Speaks French ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Yeah, a... karate monkey. You know, that's probably safer."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Yeah. It makes sense."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Who wants some cereal? - Yeah!"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- [ Snickers ] - Colonel Crackers is the best!"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Oh, I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"I think he's so cute."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Guess I'm not high enough to get that one. [ Chuckles ]"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Guess what else you're not gonna get, party pooper?"
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"The colonel. Here, honey."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Sucks to be you, nerd."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"Hey, has anybody got a light? I found some weed."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- Oh, I do. - I wanna smoke it."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"- It'll be fun. - What is this?"
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