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Clips from Grandma's Boy (2006)

"Oh, boy."
Grandma's Boy (2006)
"[ Bell Jingling ]"
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"- [ Man Groaning ] - [ Punches Landing ]"
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"Fuck! Stop hitting me!"
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"This is like if Tyson fought an infant."
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"- [ Groaning ]"
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"I can't wait to punch you in the face while you're sleeping tonight."
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"- [ Bell Ringing On TV]"
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"- Saved by the bell. - Come on, let me get in a bong hit before round two."
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"- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Groaning ]"
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"Hey! Hey! I spilled the bong! Stop!"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"- [ Bell Ringing On TV] - You cheated, you dick."
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"No, I didn't. Oh! The bong water reeks."
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"Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it, it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass."
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"What's going on, fellas?"
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"- What's up? - How's it going?"
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"Um, who are you and why are you in my kitchen?"
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"Oh, your landlord, he, uh, hired us to pick up your stuff."
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"It's like Cypress Hill concert in here."
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"I don't rent to those kind of people."
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"Yuri, what the hell's going on?"
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"[ Speaking Foreign Language ]"
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"- Alex, how are you? - I'm good."
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"Hmm. Well, for last six months, you no pay me rent."
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"So now, I no longer let you stay here. Okay?"
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"All right, my friends, pack up everything, put on truck, okay?"
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"No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment."
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"Every month, I giveJosh hundreds of dollars of my money..."
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"and then he writes you a rent check, right,Josh?"
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"[ Sobbing ] I love them so much."
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"You love who?"
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"The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace."
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"You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?"
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"They're not hookers. They're massage therapists."
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"They'll massage your cock for money."
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"- There's a word for that. I think it's ''hooker.'' - You're a hooker!"
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"- [ Box Hitting Floor ] - Whoa, wait."
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"Listen, Alex, I make you special deal, huh?"
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"I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away."
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"And if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends..."
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"they take your testicles and remove them through your anus."
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"Deal? Nice man."
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"Okay, they got one minute and then you- Okay? [ Foreign Language ]"
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"I'm sorry, Alex. I-I should have told you."
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"You can't whack it to Internet porn like everyone else?"
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"You know I don't have a credit card."
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"So where you going?"
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"I'll go to Dante's and see if he'll let me stay there. What about you?"
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"Madame Kamay said I could stay at the Palace. [ Chuckling ]"
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"- You're sick. - [ Chuckles ] I know."
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"- Where's the bong?"
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"You forgot smoking lamp."
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"I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece?"
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"That's your fault too."
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"Yo, Dante, pick up. Josh is killing me."
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"Where are you? I'm sick of talking to your machine."
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"Why aren't you home? I need you."
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"- Hey, Alex."
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"Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree."
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"Dude, it's July."
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"- Get the fuck out of here. It is? - Yeah. And, uh..."
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"why are you naked?"
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"Oh, my God. I am naked! Come on in!"
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"Dude, your ass is tanner than my face."
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"That is pure fucking insanity."
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"Yeah. I know. He got addicted to hookers."
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"No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong."
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"You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever."
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"Yeah, well, anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for awhile."
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"Whoa. I don't know, man. I got a business to run."
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"This is like my office as well as my home."
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"Plus, the lion comes in a couple days."
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"- You're getting a lion? - Yeah."
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"- Why? - To protect my shit."
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"Never heard of a dog?"
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"Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion."
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"Yeah, that's true."
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"So what kind of weed do you want?"
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"I got the Incredible Hulk, I got some of the green monster, I got the bling."
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"Hey! We go through this every time I come here."
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"I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of fucking weed."
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"Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here."
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"Yeah. You know what? I got to bail or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding."
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"You look like a bag of shit."
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"You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?"
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"Thanks anyway, but brown's not my color."
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"This isn't brown. I'm bronzed. [ Chuckles ]"
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"So you can't kill the demon at the end of Level 6?"
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"Do you have the magic arrows?"
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"Easy. Here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder."
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"When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows."
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"Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens..."
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"you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust..."
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"with the Sword of Doom and that's it."
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"Level 6 is done. Thank you."
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"- Have I told you today how much I love you? - Mmm. Hey, Grandma."
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"- Hi, honey. - Ooh. You look hot."
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"Well, I haven't been out and about for a while..."
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"so I thought I'd step it up a notch."
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"- Well, it worked. - Good. Oh, your father tells me that you need a place to stay."
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"- Yeah. -Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago."
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"So her room is available if you need it."
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"- Oh, where'd Sophie move to? - Heaven."
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"Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie was so-"
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"- Mean and full of hate. - Yeah."
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"- So you want to move in tonight? - You know what? That's a really sweet offer..."
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"but unfortunately, I promised my friend Jeff I'd stay at his house."
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"- Come in. Hurry up. - You sure this is okay?"
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"Yeah. It's totally cool.Just keep your voice down. My roommates are sleeping."
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"- You mean your parents? - Yeah, same thing."
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"- Nice jammies. - Thanks. They're a present from my roommates."
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"That's cool."
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"Here we go."
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"- Um, where am I supposed to sleep? - On the air mattress."
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"Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear."
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"Yeah, I have a bear."
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"- What are you, eight? - At least I have my own bed."
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