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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Assisted Living (S01E01)

"How bad could it be?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, I think the Titanic was a trial run."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Come on. They know how to raise kids."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They raised me, and I'm fantastic."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, you're humble. I'll give you that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, I will talk to them,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and make sure they do everything the way I do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, the way we do. The way you do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, fine. I'll give you your trial run."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's what Julia Roberts would do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"JOE: All right!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Bye, Grandma. Oh, I love you so much."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(overlapping chatter) All right, bye."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Bye-bye. Okay, listen."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Meet the kids here at 3:00 sharp,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and give 'em a snack, or they turn into maniacs."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But not candy, or they turn into maniacs."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And make 'em start on their homework right away,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"or they'll just run around like maniacs."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Basically, they're maniacs."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And I can't believe I have to say this,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but no weapons and no explosives."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Relax. We raised you, and you turned out fantastic."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's what I said!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, keep it moving, Burns. Let's go."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh. Who are these youngsters?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"ADAM: Oh, uh, my parents, Bev and Joe."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mom, Dad, this is, uh, Emme's teacher, Mrs. Rodriguez."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ooh, Rodriguez!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mom."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Are you from Mexico?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Actually, I'm from Philadelphia."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, fascinating. Now, do you eat baked potatoes?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, okay! Okay, Emme, why don't you show Grandma"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and Grandpa your classroom, hmm?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Aw, yeah. He's gonna apologize for us now."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He's gotten real uptight."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Must be all that cooking and cleaning."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"A lot of housewives get like that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sorry."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"For what? I'm Latina, and they were being nice."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You've never once asked me where I'm from."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes, but, to be fair, I don't care."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mm-hmm. It's all coming out now, isn't it, Burns? That's right."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Three more months of school"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and we never have to see each other again."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"More importantly, I never have to see you again."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Believe it or not, I'm gonna miss you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't get a lot of wins. But with you, I always win."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(both chuckle)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What a fun classroom."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Like a fiesta, right? (chuckles)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's mostly your son's doing."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He's room mom this year."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, for the love of God."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(laughs, mutters)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, let's go."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adios!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ma!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, cuties, we're home."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(dramatic music playing on TV)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What are you watching?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Extreme Autopsy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They chop up dead bodies."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Grandpa Joe found it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Here we go, he's getting the bone saw."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He won't need it. That body was in the lake for weeks."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, no, no, no, no, no!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"EMME/KATE/TEDDY: Aw."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(scoffs) Is your homework done?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Grandma said we were too cute to do homework."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And is that candy?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We're having candy dinner."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Why don't you ever give us candy dinner?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. You know, as bad as I thought this would be,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"it's so much worse. And I was like,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
""What if they do this or that or the other thing?""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And then they did all the things."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They did all the things, Adam."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, okay, okay. I will handle this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mom? Dad?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's just me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Bev is resting her eyes, and Joe's down at Dunkin' Donuts,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"because it's his favorite bathroom."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What are you doing here?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I saw them at pick-up and they"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"couldn't remember how to get back."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Then your mom insisted"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I eat some veal"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"to fatten me up."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"She said"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I couldn't leave until it's all gone."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm the veal now."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Italian mothers like to feed people."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They also like to kiss on the mouth, Adam."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, kiss her back next time,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"see what happens. I don't know."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adam, this is not funny."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look-look, don't worry, these are just, you know,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"day one growing pains."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's no more juice boxes."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Thanks, Obama."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"One day, one day your parents watched our kids,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and they turned our little girl into Bill O'Reilly."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What am I supposed to do, Andi,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"go out to the RV, knock on the door,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and tell my own parents to leave?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's a great idea. Do that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, okay. If you feel so strongly about it,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"why don't you go out there and do it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, I can't do it. They like me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, you know, they love you, but they really like me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, I agree. We got to get 'em out of here,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but I don't want to hurt their feelings."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I know. I just... (sighs)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I wish there was someplace else they could go."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, you know where they've never stayed?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Huh? Tom Selleck's house."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Nice."
Man with a Plan (2016)
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