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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Assisted Living (S01E01)

"That's right. It's not a family until everybody suffers."
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"So I'm thinking we put 'em in your driveway."
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"Oh, no way."
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"Why would I want them here?"
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"Uh, well, because your invitation to Joe and Bev"
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"will heal the awful breach"
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"that you've been struggling with for years."
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"Boom."
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"I don't want to heal the breach."
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"I have enjoyed 19 mother-in-law-free years."
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"It's like heaven, but you don't have to be a good person."
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"ANDI: Okay, but I-I need them"
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"out of our driveway, all right?"
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"There's a septic hose in my rosebushes."
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"Okay, how about this, golden boy, huh?"
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"I'll tell Mom and Dad that you want them to stay here."
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"Then when they come over here, you can tell 'em no"
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"to their innocent, loving faces. Hmm?"
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"They got us, baby."
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"No, no."
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"Relax, Big Daddy."
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"You know what?"
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"Go ahead and bring them over here."
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"And I'll just tell them that you came to us first,"
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"'cause you don't want them staying at your place."
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"Fine by me. Let's burn this whole thing down!"
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"Okay, okay, okay. Everybody just take..."
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"just take it easy, all right?"
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"I mean, there has to be a solution."
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"So, short of faking our own deaths, what do we do?"
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"Well, my parents live in a retirement village,"
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"and they love it."
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"Oh, Dad hates those places. Well, yeah,"
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"but what if we don't tell him it's one of those places?"
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"Yeah, we can just bring 'em there and-and tell 'em"
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"it's a regular apartment that you guys are looking at"
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"because you're thinking of downsizing."
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"ADAM: Yeah. Yeah, and then by the time"
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"Dad figures out where he is,"
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"he'll love it. You know,"
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"that could really work. Those places are fancy now."
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"And Dad won't be hard to trick. He still thinks"
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"you voted for Obama "by accident.""
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"ANDI: Wow, this is"
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"a nice apartment. Yeah."
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"And no sharp corners."
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"What a warm welcome from that lady at the gate."
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"Yeah."
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"I think she was Vietnamese."
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"I'd love to watch her eat a baked potato."
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"So, Andi, how about this place, huh?"
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"Psh. Gosh, Don,"
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"you and Marcy may call this downsizing,"
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"but I-I call it upgradezing."
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"And no guest room. You'll like that."
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"JOE: I don't know."
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"There's something about this place."
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"Why are there ramps everywhere instead of stairs?"
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"Oh, uh, that's because ramps are the stairs of the future."
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"Yeah, yeah. That's right. I mean, in a few years,"
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"you're only gonna see stairs in a museum."
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"A-And not to walk on, just to look at."
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"Eventually, people will be born"
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"without the ability to climb steps."
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"Nature has no stairs."
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"Mountains are nature's ramps to the sky."
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"Or steps, if you will."
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"That doesn't make any sense."
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"So, I read in the lobby that they have"
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"bingo, musicals, comedy nights."
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"Oh, and there's a restaurant that serves dinner"
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"I know that's when I like to eat."
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"BEV: That sounds fun."
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"Call me crazy but, Joe,"
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"I-I'm thinking this place could be good for us."
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"For you? Wow, Ma."
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"That never occurred to us."
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"JOE: Yeah, yeah, it's not bad."
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"Oh, here's a brochure."
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"Oh, no, no, no! Don't read that! That's full of lies."
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"It's made in China."
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""Here at the Oaks we welcome all levels of clients."
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""A Level-- full independence."
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""B Level-- targeted support."
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"C Level-- live-in staff.""
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"And then"
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"D Level."
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"What's D Level?"
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"It's just a picture of a tree in a field."
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"This is an old folks' home!"
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"ANDI/DON/ADAM/MARCY: What?!"
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"Why would Don and Marcy want to live in an old folks' home?"
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"Well, it's not for them-- it's for us."
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"They used it as a trick to get us out here."
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"They want us out of the house,"
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"but they're just too chicken to tell us."
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"Well, that was not very nice at all, Marcy."
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"Uh, which chair would you like me to die in, huh?"
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"This one or that one or this one, right?"
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"That's the great thing about this place--"
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"there are so many options."
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"If you wanted us to go, you should've just told us to go!"
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"I didn't want to upset you. You know,"
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"more than you are usually."
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"Look, it's hard to tell you stuff, all right?"
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"I told you Andi went back to work,"
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"and you gave me a hard time."
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"Marcy was honest"
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"and said she didn't want you to stay with her 19 years ago,"
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"and you're still mad at her."
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"That's not true. Well, it is true,"
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"but I don't like the way you said it."
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"Okay, look, it's just..."
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"you know, living in our driveway,"
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"showing our kids autopsies,"
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"stealing turtles"
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"from the side of the road."
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"It's-it's a lot to take."
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"I'm fine with it. It's just Adam."
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"You got something to say, say it."
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