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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Assisted Living (S01E01)

"I cannot believe the kids are still asleep on a Sunday."
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"I know, this is nice."
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"Just the two of us."
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"Hmm."
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"It's romantic, even."
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"(both laugh)"
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"What's that?"
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"My hand-- too early?"
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"No, no, that's your parents' RV."
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"What?"
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"I thought they were driving around the country,"
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"going 40 in the fast lane and wearing"
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"giant sunglasses over their regular glasses."
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"Well, my mom called me from Santa Fe last week."
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"All she talked about was buying salsa from a nice Mexican lady."
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"Why do they always have to mention the ethnicity"
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"of the people in their stories?"
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"Because they're old white people."
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"That's what they do."
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"Oh, man, that's what I just did."
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"Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa, where are you going?"
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"To welcome them. (muttering): Oh, oh, wait. Oh, oh."
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"Before you go out there, I should probably mention"
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"that I never told them about you going back to work"
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"and me watching the kids."
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"What? Well, why not?"
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"I knew if I told them, I would never hear the end of it."
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"Plus, I thought maybe by the time they got back,"
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"this whole thing with you going back to work"
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"would've blown over."
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"My dreams and aspirations"
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"would've just blown over?"
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"Yeah, things blow over."
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"Like the way you're feeling right now."
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"Blow it over!"
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"(door opens)"
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"Oh, there they are! Mom, Dad,"
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"what a surprise. Hi, Joe."
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"Ah!"
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"Mmm. Good to see you."
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"Ooh! Ooh! Oh."
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"(laughing) Look at you."
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"Hi, Bev. (laughing)"
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"Oh, come on. You don't kiss an Italian mama on the cheek."
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"The lips-- we want the lips. Oh, okay."
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"Ah, look at your wife."
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"She gets prettier every day, like that actress."
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"Bev, what's her name? From the movies."
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"Catherine Zeta Jones. No, the one with teeth."
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"They all have teeth."
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"Uh, Julia Roberts!"
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"You look just like Julia Roberts."
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"Oh, come on. (scoffs)"
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"You know, maybe a little."
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"And you."
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"Well, you're doing the best you can."
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"But you really punched above your weight with this one."
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"So, uh, what are you guys doing back in Pittsburgh?"
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"It's just a pit stop on our way"
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"to see the world's largest Hershey bar."
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"It's as big as a table."
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"A small table. Yeah."
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"Or a large book, but we still want to see it for some reason."
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"Oh, and Dad's back needed a rest."
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"Those roads are full of potholes. Yeah."
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"Thanks, Obama."
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"Oh, by the way, your mailbox jumped out in front of me"
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"on the way in. It didn't make it."
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"Did you bring us any presents?"
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"Of course we did. You got the bag, Bev."
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"Ooh, let's see."
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"For Teddy, take a look at this."
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"ADAM: Oh, I had"
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"one of those, Teddy. It's a switchblade comb."
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"Or just a switchblade."
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"Wow! Thanks!"
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"Wow!"
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"Thanks!"
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"Yeah, a knife for my son"
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"who cut himself on a Hula-Hoop."
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"And, Kate, how about some genuine Kentucky fireworks?"
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"(laughs)"
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"Whoa, these are bottle rockets! Mm."
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"It's about to get real, Teddy."
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"We haven't forgotten about you, Peanut."
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"Oh! Bring him out, Bev."
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"Him?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"A turtle. Yay!"
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"Yeah, that's an endangered tortoise"
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"we found on the side of the road."
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"It was hard to get that little electronic tag off it,"
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"but luckily, we had Teddy's switchblade."
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"Okay, why don't you guys run upstairs,"
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"and Mommy and I will"
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"donate these to needy criminal children."
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"Your parents are a couple of squares!"
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"Mom! Dad!"
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"Oh, who is this handsome guy?"
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"Is it Tom Selleck or my son?"
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"It's me! It's Don!"
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"(laughs)"
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"Tom Selleck?"
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"I've eaten Cheetos that look more like Tom Selleck."
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"They think I look like Julia Roberts."
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"(groans)"
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"Joe, Bev, so great that you're back!"
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"Oh, well, don't worry."
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"We won't be expecting to stay at your house."
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"We know you like your privacy."
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"Oh, Bev, that was almost 20 years ago."
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"Was it? Wow."
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"Seems like yesterday."
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"Joe, do you remember when Marcy put us up in a hotel"
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"instead of letting us stay with them?"
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"Like it was yesterday. See?"
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"So how's the road trip going?"
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"Have a seat. Oh."
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"Culturally speaking, it's been quite an education."
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"Yeah."
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