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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Assisted Living (S01E01)

"We have seen some things. Oh."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We stopped at a gas station in Arizona."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They got five different flavors of jerky. Hmm."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You just don't see that on the East Coast. No."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. They even had teriyaki."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Very exotic. Yeah."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, all jerky's made in China now, right?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh, no, I wasn't aware of that. BEV: Mm-hmm."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, they're just rubbing it in our faces"
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"with this teriyaki stuff."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So, what's new around here?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, well, um, Adam's got some"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"fun news to tell you about, right, honey?"
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"No, I don't. Yes, you do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes, you do. No, I don't."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, I don't. No, I don't. Yes, you do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I will keep going. Oh. Fine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh, yeah, uh, Andi has gone back to work at the lab,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"so I'm taking care of the kids after school and stuff."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're taking care of the kids?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Like a nanny?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(chuckles)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, like a father."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"If the father's a nanny."
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"(laughter)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You got the looks and the funny."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"BEV: Well, why shouldn't"
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"the man watch the kids and the woman work?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, I'm a woman, and I'm many things."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"A wife, a mother, a tender lover."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. No. No, no. No."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I think what you two are doing is very modern."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Andi, I'm proud of you."
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"Oh. Thanks, Bev."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're like a daughter to me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh."
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"My one daughter."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Come on, Bev. You've got two daughters."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Thank you, Joe."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I meant Adam now that he's watching the kids."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You see what happens when I tell him stuff, huh?!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, honey, relax, okay?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, in a few days, they'll be off to see the world's"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"slightly-larger-than-average chocolate bar."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It'll be... (mutters)"
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"Uh, we were talking. We're thinking we might"
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"stop our road trip."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh-oh."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"To stay and help with the kids."
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"Yeah. We just want you to have your dignity back."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But you guys sold your house."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You don't have any place to live."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We've got the RV."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We can live right in your driveway!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Our driveway!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Andi, they want to live in our driveway."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I heard them."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, we just have to work out a few kinks"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"with the septic runoff, and we'll be good to go."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Oh, Ma, this cannoli's great."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You keep feeding me like this, I'm gonna get fat."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, not you. You're skin and bone."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh. You're a good mother."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Now, what's different?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I had to use different lard."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The company I liked went out of business."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Thanks, Obama."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Dad, he's not even president anymore."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He knows what he did."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So,"
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"have you two thought about our offer?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh..."
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"Oh, you know what?"
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"We don't want to take advantage of you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, what about the rest of your trip?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Seeing the country after Joe retired was your dream."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Five months in that box on wheels is plenty."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The shower is so small,"
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"you can't even wash both sides of you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You got to pick one-- the front or the back."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's a real Sophie's Choice."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, but you guys got better things"
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"to do than hang around here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You should be out with your friends,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"talking about the good old days"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"before the wheel was invented."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hmm. Our friends are either dead,"
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"or living in one of those old folks homes."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We visited a few on our swing through Florida."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, it's where you go to die."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"One place we went-- they sold caskets right in the lobby."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Honey, I think those were planters."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"People planters!"
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"I liked that place."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"One night in the dining hall,"
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"I watched this Cuban man eat a baked potato."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It was just fascinating."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ma, why do you have to say the guy was Cuban?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He was Cuban. It makes a good story."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, if I just say a man's eating a potato,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I got nothing, snoozefest."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So what do you say?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Are we living in your driveway or not?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes, great. Please stay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, great! Hooray."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, it's gonna be wonderful! Oh, yes."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adam and I are gonna be talking about how wonderful this is"
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"long, long into the night."
Man with a Plan (2016)
""Yes, great. Please stay.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What was I supposed to say, honey? They're my parents."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And, you know, this could actually be really great timing."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Don and I have that mini mall job."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We're a lot busier. I could use the help."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Honey, you know I love your parents,"
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"but they're just not the moral compass I want for our kids."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, those cannolis were not Obama's fault."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, that stuff goes right over the kids' heads."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, can we at least give it a trial run?"
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