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Clips from Veep - Tehran (S04E04)

"G is for guys who do other guys,"
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"B is for bisexual... I couldn't think of one to go for that..."
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"- and T... - Is for tucking it in or tacking it on."
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"- (laughs) - It's transgender, actually."
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"Thanks for killing my joke and then mutilating it."
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"Well, as my grandfather never said,"
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"let's go be inclusive."
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"Have you seen Kent's polling?"
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"I could not be more likable"
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"if I had given both of my kidneys to some sick kid."
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"- (laughs) - God Almighty!"
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"Gary, I want some champagne."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Ma'am, we're in a tea totalitarian state."
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"Look at these numbers. I keep staring at them."
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"I'm gonna make this, like, a screensaver. Wonder how you do that."
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"The Rainbow Jersey shows that there's no place for discrimination"
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"either on or off the court."
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"And I'm proud to have the president..."
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"I'm sorry, the vice president..."
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"- (chuckles) - on my team."
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"- Sparkling water. - Thank you."
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"I put the champagne in the water bottles."
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"- You don't have to explain. I can tell what you did. - Yeah."
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"Selina: Oh, look at Doyle."
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"- Did he have his teeth capped? - Ben: Oh, my God."
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"The last surviving Golden Girl."
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"(laughs)"
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"Almost put him in the penalty box for that,"
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"but that's hockey, so..."
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"I'm gonna say a little something."
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"Wasn't this originally written for POTUS?"
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"A speech is a speech."
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"Phonemes connecting to produce meanings."
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"Sports can bring us together,"
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"help end homophobia."
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"When I was a... boy,"
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"it was my gay friends"
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"who taught me how to be tolerant"
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"and how to be true to yourself"
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"and how to dance to Madonna."
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"- Gary: Madonna? - Selina: What?"
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"- (Ben snickers) - Was I supposed to say that?"
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"You know, back in college, my..."
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"girlfriends would... Boyfriends... my friends..."
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"Perhaps it did need some reworking."
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"Thank you so much for your assistance, Abbas."
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"They're bringing the journalist out."
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"- Is he a friend of yours? - Leon? Oh, God, no."
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"He is the asshole of an asshole's asshole."
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"I feel bad for the guys who had to guard him."
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"- Mike. - Leon."
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"A face I never thought I'd want to kiss."
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"- I still don't. - Nice hotel?"
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"Yeah, I'll have something to say about it on TripAdvisor."
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"- Worst minibar ever. - Amongst other things, yeah."
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"Oh, this is Abbas, our liaison."
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"- Leon West. - Apologies, Mr. West."
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"Both countries had to deny the visit,"
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"but now we confirm."
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"Wait, both countries?"
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"Uh, his English isn't very good."
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"Leon: It sounded fine to me."
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"And you, sir, get to fly home on Air Force One."
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"- Whoa. - Yeah."
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"I'm shallow enough for that to be exciting."
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"Did you know it can survive a nuclear blast?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Not that you guys are planning one."
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"I... ignore me. I don't know why I said that."
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"His English isn't very good."
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"(laughs) Well, let's get you going."
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"The president has a big-ass scotch on the rocks for you."
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"- Yeah. - Which is iced tea. It's iced tea."
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"- Thank you, Abbas. - Mike."
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"Thank you."
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"- Safe trip. - Safe stay."
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"So let's celebrate all things L and GBT."
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"- Huh? - (applause)"
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"Though these days we use the more inclusive LGBTQ."
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"We do!"
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"Um, and I..."
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"respect all people's rights to be a Q."
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"Or rather just Q."
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"Yeah, just Q."
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"Sounds like he's learning a sex alphabet."
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"I've seen a salmon in a grizzly's mouth"
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"- look less panicky than that. - (laughs)"
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"Everybody knows that Q means questioning."
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"(laughing)"
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"Ironically, the straight guy"
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"- is very stiff around the gay guy. - (stifled laugh)"
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"Our polling said that he was widely perceived"
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"as quite wooden."
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"Why were you polling him?"
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"I was polling him against other potential running mates."
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"- Amy: Just move! - I'm not a backwards walker, Amy."
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"The president promised Doyle he'd be on the ticket"
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"and she wouldn't poll other possible running mates."
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"No one told me that."
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"Yet again, the left hand has no idea what the right hand is doing"
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"and the freakish middle hand is punching me repeatedly in the tits."
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"- Well, that was an education. - (groans)"
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"I mean, what I really want to do is get into lobbying."
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"But it's only been, like, six weeks and three days, so I'm not sweating it."
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"Oh, hold on. I got another call."
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"Sidney, hey! It's so funny."
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"I was literally just commenting to a friend about lobb..."
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"Yeah, you're right, that's not interesting."
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"Yes, I would love to come in."
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"Dan: So this is PKM."
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"This place is huge."
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"Yep. Wait till you see the dolphinarium."
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"It's right near the Latin Quarter."
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"And he's got the red-light district."
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"God, this place is so awesome."
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"I kind of feel like hitting on it."
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"Well, there's women here you can do that to if you wanted."
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"- I noticed. Oh. - So, Dan, here's my pitch."
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"I can make you so rich, you can pay Bill Gates to give you a lap dance."
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"Let me hear your pitch."
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