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Clips from Veep - Tehran (S04E04)

"Well, I'm smart, well-connected..."
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"And fired. Yeah, don't forget fired."
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"- Fired up... - Oh, okay."
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"To put my contacts to work for your clients."
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"Well, that's music to my wallet."
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"But are you ready to take a dump on Mike McLintock's doorstep?"
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"Like an initiation kind of thing?"
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"No, I mean, can you take on clients"
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"who are best served by you shitting on the Meyer agenda?"
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"Oh, well, let me think about that."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Great."
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"We'll get to that doorstep thing later, though."
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"Yeah, I'll still do that. I'm into it."
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"Mike: Ma'am, may I present the hero of the hour"
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"along with yourself."
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"Welcome aboard Air Force One."
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"- Thank you, ma'am. - Oh, gosh. Oh."
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"(Camera clicking)"
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"Okay, are we still doing it?"
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"Okay. Great, yeah."
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"- He needs deodorant. - Uh-huh."
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"Well, I am so happy to see you, Leon."
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"We really did work tirelessly for your release."
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"Well, thank you, Madam President. I haven't slept very much."
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"Well, I'm sure food is the last thing on your mind."
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"I know it's the last thing on my mind."
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"- I wonder if you're hungry, though. - Yes, I am."
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"Because I'll tell you something, the adrenaline"
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"on this Mideast trip has just kept me from eating anything."
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"Did you just say you do want something to eat?"
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"- Yes, thank you. - You do?"
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"- Oh, is that food? - No."
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"It's a... It's deodorant."
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"Huh. Uh..."
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"Uh, all right."
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"What would you like to eat?"
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"Anything that's not chickpeas."
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"(Both laugh)"
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"Hey! Why are those lovely long legs walking away from me?"
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"Probably means you."
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"Yeah, it's okay. I got... I got this."
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"I am not in the blame game, but that rainbow-colored"
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"clusterfuck in there was entirely your fault."
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"Whoa, okay, no. Kent Davison polled other candidates for veep."
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"What the fuck? Did you just throw Kent into the blender to save your own ass?"
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"Not fully into the blender. Maybe just a little bit. Just the toe, 'cause..."
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"That is the Jonah I've been trying to wake up since the day you got here."
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"And Kent Davison is a disloyal fucking prick."
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"I fucking hate Kent."
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"I want to wipe that neutral expression off his face."
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"- Here's how we're gonna do it. - Okay."
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"We're gonna leak that the VP is dissatisfied"
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"and that he's thinking of walking."
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"We're gonna force POTUS to back Doyle."
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"I will not let you down."
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"All right, so what kind of media contacts do you have?"
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"- Liz Kerrigan. - Liz?"
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"- Liz. - How hard can you work this Liz?"
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"Oh, my God. I can ride her hard, hang her up wet."
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"I like what I'm seeing, all right?"
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"- Show me more. - Thank you, I will."
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"- Give 'em both barrels. - Oh!"
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"Fucking nightmare."
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"Selina: It's just been such a magical time."
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"And I wish I could have visited every country in the whole world."
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"You know? Even New Zealand."
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"People are now comparing me to Nixon, I heard, right?"
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"- They didn't mean your looks. - No, no, no, I don't mean that."
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"But, I mean, I'll take the comparison."
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"So where would you like to begin?"
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"Well, I don't really know what's happened lately"
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"because I've been locked in a hotel room without access to the outside world."
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"Of course. You know what we need to do?"
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"We need to get Leon some of the press clippings."
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"I think he'd like to see some of those."
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"- Should I check on his food first? - Yes."
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"- No, no, get him the press clippings. - Yeah."
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"First of all, the talks in Israel went so well"
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"that I was delayed a day getting here."
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"And then the talks here were just amazing."
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"So, just to clarify, you were delayed by a day."
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"- Yeah. - My release was delayed by a day."
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Here's those press clippings."
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"What I would like you to do is check on Leon's food."
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"- 'Cause I know you're hungry. - Yeah."
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"- Ben, wake up. - Gary, why are you giving me all that Ambien?"
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"- Mike. Mike. It's Mike. - Mike. Mike."
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"Mike: We got a problem with the vice president."
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"Okay, um, hang... I'll be right back."
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"- I don't know what this is all about. - Sure."
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"- What's going on? - Ma'am, Liz Kerrigan"
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"is running a story that Doyle is unhappy."
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"Should I go and see if there's any chatter about this on the press plane?"
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"Christ, it's that data fuck."
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"No. I don't know. Yes."
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"Let's just go with I don't know."
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"Okay, please nobody look, but Leon's watching."
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"Selina: Okay, so just go in there and distract him."
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"Give him a handjob if you have to,"
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"just get it done, okay?"
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"Wow, two weeks detained."
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"That is hard."
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"- I was in a hotel, so it wasn't that bad. - Oh, no."
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"Leon is starting to think that his release was delayed by a day"
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"because my arrival here was delayed by a day."
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"He's gonna figure out that we didn't okay his release till now"
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"and then he'll write something bad about that."
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"- That could be bad. - Yeah."
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"- That is bad. - It is bad."
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"And Leon wanting to say it's bad"
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"is really bad. It's worse."
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"Okay, look, in seven seconds, you come in there, Ben,"
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"you grab me by the hair and you drag me out, okay? Are you listening?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"We got to find out where this Doyle story is coming from."
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"I'll check out the press plane."
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"You must be very tired."
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"Would you like to put a pin in this for a moment?"
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"Some people might think that the American government"
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