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Clips from Veep - Frozen Yoghurt (S01E01)

"Okay. Watch your head."
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"Oh, fuck you. No, not you, sir."
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"Very excited about this filibuster reform bill."
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"That is great to hear."
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"If you can get a Senate reform bill"
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"through the place it's designed to reform,"
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"- that would be amazing. - Yeah."
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"I mean, that would be like"
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"persuading a guy to fist himself."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Tell me, Mr. Flatterbox,"
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"what do you need from me, really?"
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"Well, I need you to keep oil guys"
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"off the clean jobs task force."
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"- Don't do this to me, Andrew. - I'm going to do it to you, yup."
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"This is a nuanced area."
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"You are not in the pocket of oil?"
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"No, I'm not in the pocket of oil. No."
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"So we can make this work."
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"- I'm eager to be constructive. - Right."
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"It seems to me that somehow we can make this happen, then I'd..."
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"Deal. You keep oil guys off clean jobs,"
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"I will sponsor the filibuster bill."
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"Well, we can work..."
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"This out."
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"- Great. Terrific. - Wonderful."
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"- Coffee. - Hmm?"
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"- Cup? - Oh, uh-huh. Sure."
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"Gary, senator Doyle's guy looks like he's dying."
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"If I were you, I would go straight to the pharmacy and take one of everything."
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"I'm gonna have a blowout if I walk to the pharmacy."
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"That's what I'm worried about."
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"If you're gonna shit your pants, I don't want you here."
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"- Hey. - I think I did the right thing,"
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"but I just need you to confirm that I did the right thing."
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"I said something to someone."
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"What exactly did you say, ma'am, and to who?"
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"To whom."
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"Senator Doyle said that he would sponsor the bill..."
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"Oh!"
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"If we keep oil off of clean jobs."
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"And there was an implication, perhaps..."
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"- You didn't say yes? - No."
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"I didn't say "yes"."
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"I said "yeah"."
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"Okay, well, we told oil we'd put one of their guys on clean jobs."
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"That's why we got away with the cutlery tweet."
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"I know, I know."
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"- She's aware of that. - Okay, I was charmed by Doyle."
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"He's got that little twinkle in his eye."
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"He was talking about fisting people."
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"He just niced me. I got niced."
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"And where were you, Amy, by the way?"
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"No, you said you had it covered."
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"No, I didn't have it covered. And it's your job to know"
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"that if I say I have it covered, I don't have it covered and you cover me."
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"I need you all to make me have not said that."
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"I need you to have... make me unsaid it."
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"Let's just slow down for a second."
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"Make two columns, one with filibuster, one with clean jobs,"
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"because now they are versus."
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"Doyle gives us filibuster, so put him there."
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"Okay, but oil gives us clean jobs."
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"- Clean jobs is your legacy. - Yes."
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"- Hold on a second. - What?"
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"What if we put an ex-oil guy on the task force?"
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"You see what I'm saying?"
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"Someone who's cozy with oil, but not active oil."
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"- Former oil. - That's lying."
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"Creative semantics."
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"Well, that's a creatively semantic way of saying we're lying."
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"Still creative."
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"Oh, hey, Jonah. Jonah. Jonah."
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"That we... yeah, that we might like."
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"What I'm saying is that we go with what I just said,"
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"the, um, the..."
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"Jamaican rum flavor."
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"That's a really strong flavor choice."
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"I mean, it's unexpected,"
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"it's funky, it's kind of sexual."
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"Yeah, I don't want to make too quick of a decision."
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"Let's consider other flavors."
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"- Like vanilla. - Oh, c'mon. Vanilla is a girl's flavor."
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"No, I have no choice here, Amy."
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"Because I was backed into a corner."
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"So other flavors aren't an option for me, okay?"
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"Perhaps if you had done your job better,"
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"then, oh, I could choose vanilla or chocolate"
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"or fucking blueberry with fucking sprinkles on it."
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"But that's not an option for me, okay?"
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"- That flavor's not an option for me. - Okay."
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"You know, I think Jamaican rum is a great choice."
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"And your passion about it is gonna sell it."
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"I'm confused. Are we still talking about yoghurt here?"
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"- We're gonna go with Dan's idea. - Okay."
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"Jamaican rum is where we are headed."
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"- All right? Jamaican rum, mon. - Okay."
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"That's good."
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"Maybe we don't need the accent."
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"- Hey, Dan. - Yeah?"
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"Leon West is down at front security for you."
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"Leon West? Leon West is here for you?"
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"The journalist? The beltway butcher?"
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"Don't you worry for one second, all right?"
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"- I'm gonna take him to the yoghurt store. - I'm not worried."
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"Because you are gonna get rid of him. You're gonna kill him"
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"and you're gonna do life for murder and I never have to see your face again."
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"You know, if I wash my hands anymore,"
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"the bones are gonna come through."
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"Hey, where is Dan?"
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"He's at the yoghurt store."
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"Gary, are you all right? Are you getting the bug?"
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"No, I'm... oh!"
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"- Okay, you're not gonna like this. - What?"
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"White House press guys have just been in touch."
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"Postus wants to announce clean jobs task force"
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"next week when he is back from Africa."
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"We now go over live to the Vice President for her pissed-off reaction."
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"Come on. He wants to announce it next week."
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"- Yeah. - Okay, it's my policy."
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