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Clips from Seinfeld - The Foundation (S08E08)

"How--? How integral?"
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"You'll be on the board of directors."
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"Great. Great."
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"Oh, oh, oh, gosh, you know, it's just...."
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"My duties with the Yankees--"
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"Oh, don't worry, George."
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"The foundation will revolve around your schedule."
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"Evening, weekends, whenever you have free time."
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"I can't believe this is happening."
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"Well, it wouldn't have without your friend Jerry's inspirational words."
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"He said to us, "She's not really dead if her shadow is--""
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"-What was it, dear? -Something about a way, wasn't it?"
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"And a light and a--"
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"Who the hell knows."
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"But what's important is that your relationship with Susan..."
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"...doesn't have to end."
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"So will you be sure to thank Jerry for us?"
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"The second I see him."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"How's your day? Good?"
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"Actually, yeah, I'm meeting Mulva here in a few minutes."
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"So..."
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"...Wrath of Khan?"
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"Yeah, was that a beauty or what?"
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"What was that line again? Something about finding your way in a shadow?"
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"No, no, no, it's, "She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.""
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"That's it."
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"That's the line..."
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"...that destroyed my life."
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"Problem?"
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"The Rosses have started up a foundation..."
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"...and I have to sit on the board of directors."
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"Hey, board of directors, look at you."
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"Yeah, look at me. I was free and clear."
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"I was living the dream. Stripped to the waist..."
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"...eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery."
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"Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is..."
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"...that you equate eating a block of cheese..."
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"...with some sort of bachelor paradise."
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"Don't you see? I'm back in."
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"-All because of Wrath of Khan? -Yes."
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"Well, it was the best of those movies."
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"Khan!"
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"George?"
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"George?"
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"I'm Wyck Thayer, chairman of..."
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"-...the Susan Ross Foundation. -Wink?"
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"-Wyck. -Wyck."
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"Now, as you know, the Rosses had considerable monies."
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"Well, l-- I know they have some monies."
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"They had more than some monies. Many, many monies."
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"And they planned to give a sizable portion of their estate..."
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"...to you and Susan after the wedding."
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"So if Susan and I had--"
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"I mean, if the envelopes hadn't...."
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"-Then we.... -Yes."
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"-And now? -Not."
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"It's all been endowed to the foundation."
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"-Even this townhouse. -This townhouse?"
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"Yes, this would have been your wedding gift."
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"-And now? -Not."
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"Not."
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"Also endowed."
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"George, I know how much Susan meant to you."
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"This can't be easy."
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"You know, it really can't."
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"So who broke it off?"
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"That's the thing. It was mutual."
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"Oh, come on. Everybody knows there's no such thing..."
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"...as a mutual breakup."
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"-Tell me the truth. -I am."
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"It was the world's first."
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"You know, when I heard you got engaged..."
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"...I thought maybe you'd matured, but obviously there's no growth here."
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"I can't argue with that, but the fact remains I was completely...."
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"Mulva."
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"-Hello. -Please hold for Elaine Benes."
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"Oh, I don't believe this."
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"-Jerry? -Hey."
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"Hey, guess who just finished laying out her first issue..."
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"...of the J. Peterman Catalogue."
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"-How does it look? -It's a peach."
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"-What's that? -I say, it's a peach."
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"Let me ask you something. When I told you my breakup was mutual..."
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"-...did you believe me? -No, no, no."
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"It's weak. No one's gonna buy it, and you shouldn't be selling it."
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"I gotta do some research here."
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"Hey, hey. Me, talking?"
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"You know..."
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"...between you and me..."
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"...I always thought Kramer was a bit of a doofus."
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"But he believed in me."
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"You did not."
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"So as I see it, he's not the doofus..."
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"...you are the doofus."
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"-Oh, I'm the doofus? -Yes."
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"You, Jerry, are the doofus."
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"You know, it occurs to me that Kramer is at karate right now."
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"Well, maybe I'll just go down there and thank him in person."
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"Yeah, that's what I was thinking."
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"Kramer?"
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"-Elaine. -What are you doing?"
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"Well, I'm-- I'm dominating."
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"You never said you're fighting children."
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"Well, it's not the size of the opponent, Elaine."
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"It's the ferocity."
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"This is what you used to build me up?"
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"This is where you got all that stupid "katra" stuff?"
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"No, no, no, that's from Star Trek III."
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"-The Search for Spock. -Search for Spock?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I know. Jerry will tell you that the Wrath of Khan..."
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"-...is the better picture, but for me, l-- -You doofus."
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"Okay, question number eight:"
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"What if I told you my fiancee left me for another man?"
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"Does that make me more likable, less likable, as likable?"
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"Let's start over here this time."
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"More."
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"Less."
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"-Same. -Are we about through here?"
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"I thought you said your mom was meeting us in the alley."
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