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Clips from Seinfeld - The Foundation (S08E08)

She had a little change of plans.

"She had a little change of plans."

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What's going on?

"What's going on?"

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Hey, Timmy, Clara.

"Hey, Timmy, Clara."

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That was some kind of workout we had tonight, huh?

"That was some kind of workout we had tonight, huh?"

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Now we finish it.

"Now we finish it."

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Get him.

"Get him."

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Mama!

"Mama!"

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I wouldn't eat anything you caught in that pond...

"I wouldn't eat anything you caught in that pond..."

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...out in front of the condo.

"...out in front of the condo."

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All right. Look, Elaine's here. I gotta get going.

"All right. Look, Elaine's here. I gotta get going."

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By the way, I'm not getting married. Tell Mom. Bye.

"By the way, I'm not getting married. Tell Mom. Bye."

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So....

"So...."

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-Did you stop by the dojo? -Yup.

"-Did you stop by the dojo? -Yup."

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-How's your confidence level? -Shot.

"-How's your confidence level? -Shot."

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-Self-esteem? -Gone.

"-Self-esteem? -Gone."

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Doofus?

"Doofus?"

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All right. So what?

"All right. So what?"

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You put out the catalogue. How bad could it be?

"You put out the catalogue. How bad could it be?"

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What is that?

"What is that?"

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The urban sombrero.

"The urban sombrero."

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I put it on the cover.

"I put it on the cover."

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Well, nobody sees the cover.

"Well, nobody sees the cover."

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What happened to you?

"What happened to you?"

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I got whupped.

"I got whupped."

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You should have seen the rage in their little eyes.

"You should have seen the rage in their little eyes."

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And those tiny little fists of fury.

"And those tiny little fists of fury."

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What is that?

"What is that?"

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It's the new cover of the J. Peterman catalogue.

"It's the new cover of the J. Peterman catalogue."

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It is Elaine's choice.

"It is Elaine's choice."

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Let's congratulate her.

"Let's congratulate her."

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This is all your fault.

"This is all your fault."

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You told me I could run the company.

"You told me I could run the company."

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Well, then I was way off.

"Well, then I was way off."

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Well, I'll see you.

"Well, I'll see you."

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I gotta go lay down.

"I gotta go lay down."

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Are you and George going out later?

"Are you and George going out later?"

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No, he's still stuck at the foundation.

"No, he's still stuck at the foundation."

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You ought to go down there and help him out.

"You ought to go down there and help him out."

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He's a widower.

"He's a widower."

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Widower? Wait a second.

"Widower? Wait a second."

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Okay, let's see. The beach house, 48 acres, Southampton.

"Okay, let's see. The beach house, 48 acres, Southampton."

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That should fetch a fair price.

"That should fetch a fair price."

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-Would I have had access to that? -Of course. Would have been yours.

"-Would I have had access to that? -Of course. Would have been yours."

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And now?

"And now?"

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Not.

"Not."

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Got it.

"Got it."

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-Hello. -Hey, Georgie.

"-Hello. -Hey, Georgie."

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I'm doing some research at the coffee shop.

"I'm doing some research at the coffee shop."

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Your story's the one.

"Your story's the one."

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-My story? -Yeah, your widower story...

"-My story? -Yeah, your widower story..."

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...has tested through the roof.

"...has tested through the roof."

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When are you getting out of there?

"When are you getting out of there?"

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Excuse me, Wyck, are we almost done here?

"Excuse me, Wyck, are we almost done here?"

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No, no, not even close.

"No, no, not even close."

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I can't go.

"I can't go."

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What do you mean, you can't go?

"What do you mean, you can't go?"

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There's two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese.

"There's two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese."

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Cheese, George.

"Cheese, George."

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Cheese.

"Cheese."

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Okay, next item, Susan's doll collection.

"Okay, next item, Susan's doll collection."

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Estimated value, 2.6 million.

"Estimated value, 2.6 million."

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What do you say we go through this doll by doll.

"What do you say we go through this doll by doll."

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It was nothing unusual.

"It was nothing unusual."

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Every afternoon for the last 24 years...

"Every afternoon for the last 24 years..."

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...I'd shut the door to my office and sneak a little shuteye.

"...I'd shut the door to my office and sneak a little shuteye."

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No one was the wiser.

"No one was the wiser."

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But then my wife gets me this urban sombrero.

"But then my wife gets me this urban sombrero."

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The next thing I know, my ass is out on the street.

"The next thing I know, my ass is out on the street."

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I tried one too.

"I tried one too."

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I woke up and found my walking papers tacked to the brim.

"I woke up and found my walking papers tacked to the brim."

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Stupid J. Pendleton.

"Stupid J. Pendleton."

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It's "Peterman."

"It's "Peterman.""

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It's J. Peterman.

"It's J. Peterman."

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