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Clips from Seinfeld - The Foundation (S08E08)

"-Dolores. -Hi."
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"I heard you got engaged."
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"Yes, Dolores, I did."
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"It didn't work out, though, Dolores."
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"You know, we should get together some time."
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"-See you. -See you."
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"Bye, Dolores."
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"I thought Mulva hated you."
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"Yeah, so did l."
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"You know what?"
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"I bet it was the engagement."
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"I've shown I can go all the way."
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"-All the way? -Not our all the way."
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"Their all the way."
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"I got the stink of responsibility on me."
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"You were engaged for a minute."
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"-I was engaged for a year. -You stink worse than I do."
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"I'm feeling something else here, Jerry."
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"Elaine, Mr. Peterman on line one."
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"Hello, Mr. Peterman, how are you feeling?"
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"Elaine, I'll be blunt. I'm burnt out. I'm fried."
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"My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon."
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"I can run that catalogue no longer."
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"What? Who's gonna do it?"
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"-What about you? -Me?"
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"-Why me? -Why, indeed."
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"Mr. Peterman, you can't leave."
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"I've already left, Elaine."
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"I'm in Burma."
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"-Burma? -You most likely know it as Myanmar."
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"But it will always be Burma to me."
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"Bonne chance, Elaine."
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"You there, on the motorbike, sell me one of your melons."
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"Mr. Peterman?"
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"-Where? -Burma."
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"Isn't it Myanmar now?"
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"Jerry, he wants me to run the catalogue."
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"I mean, it's crazy. I can't be in charge."
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"No, certainly not."
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"-I can't give people orders. -No one's gonna listen to you."
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"I am not qualified to run the catalogue."
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"You're not qualified to work at the catalogue."
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"Hey."
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"-What's wrong? -Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma."
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"And now he wants me to run the catalogue."
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"-Where? -Myanmar."
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"Is that the discount pharmacy?"
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"Well, I'm just going to tell him no."
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"I can't run the catalogue."
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"Whoa, "can't"?"
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"When did that word enter your vocabulary?"
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"What? Is the job too difficult?"
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"What? You don't have enough experience?"
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"You're not smart enough?"
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"Where's your confidence?"
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"Elaine, let me tell you a story."
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"-When I first started karate.... -Karate?"
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"Yeah, karate. I had no support."
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"Not from him, not from Newman, no one."
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"First time I sparred with an opponent I was terrified."
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"My legs, they were like noodles."
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"Then I looked inside, and I found my katra."
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"-"Katra"? -Yeah, your spirit, your being."
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"That part of you that says, "Yes, I can.""
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"Sammy Davis had it."
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"So I listened to my katra, and now...I'm dominating the dojo."
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"I'm class champion."
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"Well, you know, I have watched Peterman run the company."
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"Sure, you have."
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"I know how to do it."
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"Pair of pants, stupid story, a huge markup. I can do that."
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"You follow your katra and you can do anything."
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"-Now get out of here. -Okay."
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"That kid is gonna be all right."
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"No, she's not."
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"Come on, Kramer."
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"-Hey there. -Come on."
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"-Mom's down in the car. -Okay, Joey."
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"You have class at the same time?"
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"No, we're in the same class."
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"You're in the same class?"
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"He almost beat me."
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"Kramer, you're fighting children?"
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"We're all at the same skill level, Jerry."
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"He's 9 years old."
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"You don't need karate. You can just wring his neck."
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"I got car pool."
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"Thanks for the juice box, Mrs. Z."
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"Hey, can we stop for ice cream on the way home, Mom?"
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"-I don't know about-- -Please."
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"-Please, please. -Please. Please."
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"-All right. -Yeah!"
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"You're taking the job?"
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"You got that straight."
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"Now, I want four new ideas from each of you by 6:00."
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"No, make that six ideas by 4:00."
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"All right. Let's move. Move! Move! Move!"
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"Are you prepared for kumite?"
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"-Yes, Sensei. -Yes, Sensei."
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"Fighting stance."
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"Begin."
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"Winner."
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"It's open."
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"-Rosses. -Hello, George."
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"Come in. Come in."
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"We tried to call, but the line was busy."
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"Oh, oh, yeah. Sure, sure."
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"Sit down, please."
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"Cheese there?"
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"We know the last three months have been hard on you."
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"Oh, yes, yes, yes. Very, very hard."
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"And they've been hard on us too."
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"It's a terrible tragedy when parents outlive their children."
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"Yes, I agree. I hope my parents go long before I do."
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"That's why we decided to create a foundation..."
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"...to preserve Susan's memory."
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"Oh, that's wonderful."
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"And, of course, we want you to be an integral part."
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"Yes, integ--"
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