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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Who Pooped the Bed? (S04E04)

"They'd have to do it in front of us so that there's no foul play."
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"I can't go now."
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"Really?"
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"I could probably squeeze something out."
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"I'll get some newspaper."
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"This is exciting."
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"This is very exciting."
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"Why, of all places, are we here?"
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"Because it's your bar, and we're gonna drink for free."
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"Well, damn it, waitress, that is not what I wanted."
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"How? How do you still not know what my name is?!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I'm supposed to be expected to rember"
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"everyone's name at all moments of the day."
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"This is the opposite of where we're supposed to be."
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"Oh, Dee, we were just on the verge of a major breakthrough."
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"He was turtle-heading."
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"Turtle-heading!"
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"No, there was no turtles anywhere."
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"Were you just pooping on the floor?"
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"No, I was not."
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"That was an endurance contest, which I won, by the way..."
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"- You're paying for that. - She doesn't have to pay for that."
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"- Yes, she does. - Bite me, asshole."
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"You have a bad attitude when you're drinking."
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"You have a bad attitude when you're drinking, you huge-footed slut."
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"You know what?"
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"I'm just gonna go get more wasted, and then I'm gonna bang some rim, dude."
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"Really? Could it be this guy?"
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"No, it can't, but it could be Dennis."
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"Pass."
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"Whatever. You know what?"
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"I'm gonna take this."
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"I'm gonna take this, and I'll see you assholes later."
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"- That is my notebook. - Free coffee for a year."
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"Wait a second. Where did she get my note?"
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"- You know what? I have backups. - What is with her?"
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"Something about drinking."
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"She just won't stop talking about it."
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"- What, the plates of shit? - Somebody pooped the bed."
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"Whatever. Let's get out of here."
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"We could use a fresh set of eyes on this if you don't mind."
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"No, thank you."
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"I think that Artemis and I have much better things to do, thank you."
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"Actually, I'm just gonna stick around."
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"Excuse me?"
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"- You know. - Are you kidding me?"
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"You know what? Forget it, okay?"
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"I'm gonna do this by myself."
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"I'm gonna go find some classy, sophisticated people who can"
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"hold their booze, who don't talk about their bleached assholes,"
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"and who aren't obsessed with poop."
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"Okay, bring me up to speed here, boys."
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"This is an interesting piece."
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"I love his use of space."
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"The space... that's what I loved about it."
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"What do you think the chunky earth tones represent?"
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"Look at the rich texture, the dimensions."
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"It's almost as if you can smell it."
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"Oh, God..."
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"This is the piece I was telling you about."
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"It's unbelievable..."
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"and so raw, so base, so utterly human."
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"It's almost as if it exploded out of the artist."
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"Well... I think it's crap."
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"Crap..."
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"Crap..."
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"Crap..."
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"Crap..."
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"You know what?"
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"Guys, let's just wrap up the evidence and start again fresh tomorrow."
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"You think they'll keep, or should we put them in the fridge?"
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"They'll keep fine."
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"You know what?"
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"You guys win, all right?"
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"Are you happy?"
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"Win what?"
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"Heart failure!"
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"Check the circuit breaker."
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"Nobody move!"
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"Everyone here's a suspect."
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"Put on another pot of coffee."
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"It's gonna be a long night."
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"Four turds, five suspects,"
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"so many, many nameless victims."
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"The first poop was obviously Frank."
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"Old and weak, he had an accident, that's why"
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"he was so intent on destroying it."
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"There were many turds before this one, weren't there, Frank?"
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"This was just the first time you got caught, wasn't it?"
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"And then you went and did it again the next night?"
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"Or did you?"
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"Two poops in two nights?"
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"Tall order for such a short man."
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"No. The second poop belonged to Charles."
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"He wanted to get back at Frank, but due to his poor diet,"
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"couldn't produce a turd."
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"So he called Mac, who jumped at the chance to see"
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"Frank humiliated one more time."
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"But Charlie overlooked the fact that Dennis listens to Mac's phone calls"
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"and he heard every word."
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"Dennis was jealous that Charlie had chosen Mac to help instead of him."
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"He swore to have his revenge."
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"That's why he encouraged Mac to sleep while he stayed up."
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"He was going to put the frame on Mac by pooping next to him."
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"But he didn't realize that a futon slept on by the weight of"
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"three men would be off its axis and slope to the center."
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"And like a small brown snail..."
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"it crept to the middle between Charlie and Frank."
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"Deandra! You wanted in on this poop war from the start."
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"No, I didn't."
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"The outcast?"
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"The slut?"
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"The bitch."
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"The whore."
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"The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore."
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"You sat on the sidelines while these four titans battled it out."
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"You were jealous that a few pieces of poop got more attention than you."
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"That's why when the lights went out, you unleashed some thunder of you own."
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"Thunder of the..."
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