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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Who Pooped the Bed? (S04E04)

"Okay, let me do the talking."
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"What's up, ladies?"
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"Not much, just enjoying the view."
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"Name's Artemis."
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"I have a bleached asshole."
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"Okay, it's time to move on to the reenactment and dramatization."
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"Jesus Christ, Frank, you sleep in that?"
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"My legs get hot."
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"Well, I definitely see how something could have slipped out of there."
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"Absolutely."
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"That would have fallen right out in the middle of the bed."
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"What about Charlie's hole?"
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"Just get into the bed, please, and show us how you sleep, guys."
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"Well, right off the bat, I think there's a clear solution"
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"could have prevented this entire thing."
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"You guys need to get two beds."
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"Oh, maybe I'll get two TVs and two refrigerators."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Do we come to your house and tell you how to sleep?"
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"I sleep in a king-sized bed by myself."
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"When I have to go to the bathroom, I use a toilet."
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"Look at... He... Dennis on his bed made for kings"
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"with his toilet made out of gold."
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"Okay, guys, everybody calm down, please."
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"This is not about lifestyle."
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"This is not about judgments."
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"This is about truth, okay?"
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"Now, Charlie and Frank, show us how you were positioned"
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"the night of the incident."
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"Excuse me. Incidents."
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"All right, well, I'm pretty sure I was sleeping like this that night."
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"It's just, like, no way it could have been me."
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"Charlie, we sleep ass to ass, you know that."
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"Oh, great."
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"Okay, clearly, we're having a problem with honesty here."
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"Dennis, a word."
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"I hate to say it, bro, but I think we're gonna have"
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"to do an overnight observation."
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"Yeah, well, to be honest with you, I wouldn't mind seeing how"
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"this whole situation really works."
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"Fascinating."
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"Well, this just gets weirder and weirder, man."
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"Anything?"
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"Nothing."
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"False alarm."
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"Damn it, dude, we can't keep doing this all night."
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"Oh, I know. You know what."
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"Why don't we sleep in shifts?"
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"Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying this isn't important work"
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"- but I can't keep my eyes open. - No, I hear you."
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"I hear you. I hear you."
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"All right, I'll tell you what."
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"You go ahead and go first. I still got a little energy left."
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"I don't know about this floor, Dennis."
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"It's covered in sand or something."
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"No. It smells like some kind of spice blend or pesticide,"
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"or some other kind of sandy poison or something."
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"I don't know. I wouldn't sleep on the floor, though."
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"- You got to sleep with them? - You got to, you got to."
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"You sure you're all right?"
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"- Yeah, I'm fine. I got it. - You sure?"
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"Okay, I'm just gonna sleep for, like, 15 minutes, right?"
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"And then you wake me up, and then we'll switch it off."
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"- You good? - I'm fine."
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"My God."
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"My God!"
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"If we're going to be meeting sophisticated men,"
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"we need to start acting with class."
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"We cannot be telling people that we have bleached assholes."
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"He was gonna find out anyway."
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"Oh, my God."
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"And you, you shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store."
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"You shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store."
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"What is the matter with you? I told you to pace yourself."
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"I have a drinking problem."
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"Well, then, you should know how to hold your booze a little better."
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"I'll hold your boobs a little better."
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"Oh, good one."
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"Ladies, can I help you?"
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"Hello. We are here for the Manolos."
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"- And what's your shoe size? - 13."
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"We don't carry shoes that large."
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"Perhaps you'd like to try the Big and Tall store down the street?"
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"You know what?"
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"I don't like this bitch's attitude."
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"Did she just try and break a bottle over my head?"
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"No, of course she didn't."
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"Girls, I'll meet you outside."
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"Get her."
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"Okay. Just the littlest bit snug, aren't they?"
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"There we go."
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"Cute, though, huh?"
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"How much?"
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"- 700. - 700?"
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"Yes, well, I'll tell you what."
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"You pay for quality 'cause there's so much crap out there these days."
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"Man, I am excited to bust my dogs out in these tonight."
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"We're going to a French restaurant... Le Bistro."
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"It's five stars, so..."
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"I don't know if you've been to it."
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"That sounds great, but this has been declined."
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"Declined?"
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"You're kidding me!"
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"Oh! Makes me so mad."
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"Like, the credit card companies... the way they waste your time."
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"Probably protecting me. I spent a lot of money today."
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"Try that one."
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"Excuse me."
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"Oh, God."
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"Did it not go through?"
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"What motive could a man possibly have for pooping where he sleeps?"
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"- I love that bed. - Don't buy this act."
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"Frank, I will jam that poop right back up your ass where it came from."
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"You know in that bed..."
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"Guys, guys, guys, clearly, we're exhausted and full of emotion,"
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"but we should not be threatening each other with"
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"jamming feces into each other's assholes, okay?"
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"Wait a minute. Wait, wait. Hold on a second."
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"What if we had them produce another sample,"
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"and we cross-reference the samples?"
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