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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Evicted (S02E02)

"- Where'd you get this stuff from? - You're talking to me now?"
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"Just... if we... can we stop rehearsal for a second?"
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"Stop there. Okay, stop there."
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"This seems very similar to "Star Wars.""
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"I've mixed you up with... what's his name?"
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"- Luke Skywalker. ...Luke Skywalker."
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"- Damn it. - Yeah."
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"Sorry, guys, you won't be needed for this scene."
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"So you've got a dad and a mom instead of an auntie and uncle."
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"- This still looks... - Houses look kind of different."
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"You were a farmer, though, weren't you?"
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"No, I was never a farmer."
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"- You weren't? - Who told you I was a farmer?"
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"- I thought you were a farmer... - Never ever a farmer."
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"...back in New Zealand. - No, not at all. I was a shepherd."
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"- A shepherd? - He was a shepherd, not a farmer."
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"And what about you? You're a farmer."
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"- Both shepherds? - We were both shepherds."
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"- That's how we know each other. - We met each other one time"
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"when Jemaine lost a couple of his sheep and I found them."
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"They had wandered over to Bret's paddock."
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"What about the wise old guy that you had to find"
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"I think that's "Star Wars.""
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"All right, scratch that character."
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"Yeah, no, we won't be needing that, Greg."
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"Thanks, though."
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"We need to talk."
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"We had to leave because we had rehearsal,"
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"- and we snuck out. - It's not that. It's not that."
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"We have decided to spend some time apart."
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"- What? - Oh."
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"And I know this is gonna be hard on you two,"
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"okay, but we want you to know that we both love you"
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"very very very very very much."
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"But where will we live?"
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"Well, just because Doug and I don't wanna"
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"- This isn't about you. - Well, actually, Mel, it is about them."
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"Do not say that in front of them, Doug. It's damaging."
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"Now we've talked about it"
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"and we've decided that,"
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"Bret, you will stay with me"
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"and, Jemaine, you will stay with Doug."
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"But I will fight you, Doug,"
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"and I will get you back, Jemaine."
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"Why can't we all just stay together?"
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"Oh, Bret, you'll understand when you're older, okay?"
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"- You're so young. - I'm 32."
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"Now, Jemaine, don't worry. You'll still see a lot of me."
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"Mmm, um, yeah, probably."
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"And Bret, you can still see Doug."
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"- Mel... - Mm-hmm."
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"...are you wearing my shirt?"
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"- Yes. - Writer, director, producer"
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"Murray Hewitt present."
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"- Oh, hello, Greg. That looks good. - Hey."
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"- Sheep. - Good one."
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"All right, now we've got some industry types in tonight,"
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"- so just be aware of that. - Recording industry?"
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"No, the embassy industry."
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"Yeah, different embassies."
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"Right, "Lines." Okay, how are you going to know your lines?"
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"I thought that's what you were supposed to do."
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"No, you've gotta write your lines down."
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"- Where are we gonna write them? - All the professional actors"
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"- Do they? - Yes, of course they do."
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"- Really? - If you get stuck on a line,"
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"you go in like this. "Oh yeah, that's right.""
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""Yes, we're supposed to go there.""
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"We've got 300 pages of lines."
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"The longer the play, the bigger the shirt."
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"You'll always notice that... big costumes."
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"There's lines covered in all the clothing."
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"but it's too late now. I hope you can remember them."
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"- The whole time. - Mm-hmm. Yeah."
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"Yesterday's rehearsal you got yourself worked up,"
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"you stopped breathing and you fainted."
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"- for about five minutes. - Yeah, about five minutes."
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"- I really got bored of that bit. - Unconscious for five minutes?"
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"Mm-hmm. Okay, and finally,"
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"Jemaine, just a little point with your acting."
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"I've noticed your acting tends to be a bit boring."
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"It's okay for the first minute, then I kind of drift off."
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"So kind of... if you can try and stop that, that'd be great."
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"- Hey, Malcolm. - Hey."
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"Have a good one tonight. You're my favorite actor."
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"All right, this is it!"
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"Onto stage. Off you go."
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"Hang on! You haven't got your costumes on! What are you wearing?"
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"Quickly, get your costumes on! Down that way!"
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"Jemaine, nobody wants to listen to the music of a couple of shepherds."
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"I know of a place..."
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"somewhere we can play music every day"
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"without having to shepherd."
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"A place called..."
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"♪ America ♪"
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"♪ Saving for the flight to America ♪"
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"- Don't go there! - They're crazy!"
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"♪ In the paddock every day ♪"
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"♪ Trying to work my way to America... ♪"
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"- They'll kill youse! - They have guns!"
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"Bret, look. There she is."
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"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
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"♪ Welcome to the land of opportunity ♪"
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"♪ I am the Statue of Liberty... ♪"
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"Welcome. Welcome."
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"Forget about it."
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"♪ My head's stuck in this chair ♪"
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"♪ Gotta get my head out of this chair... ♪"
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"- Jemaine! - Hey, there, ma'am, would you..."
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"Miss, would you be interested in..."
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"♪ I'm selling myself on the street ♪"
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"♪ Just trying to make ends meet ♪"
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"♪ My body? ♪"
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"♪ Nobody. ♪"
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"- Is there a problem with our rent? - Yeah, there's a problem."
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"- Your money ain't good here! - But we'll be out on the streets."
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"- We've got nothing. - We'll have nowhere to live."
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"You're in America now. You pay with American dollars."
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"Now scram, you filthy illegal immigrants."
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"You've got one month!"
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