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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Evicted (S02E02)

"Illegal immigrants, illegal immigrants..."
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"Well, guys, I've got an idea."
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"We need more than ideas. We need money."
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"- Wait wait, hear him out. - # We'll put on a musical! #"
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"- It's genius! - It's marvelous!"
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"♪ A wonderful musical... ♪"
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"Murray was right."
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"It was a great idea to put on a musical."
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"Jemaine, I think we've made it in America."
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"Yeah, but we mustn't forget where we came from."
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"I remember."
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"Oh, Doug."
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"Whoo! Look at the harp player!"
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"- Hey. - Well done."
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"- Bravo! - Good harping."
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"Bravo, guys."
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"- Is it a hit? - Well, it depends how you define "hit.""
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"- You know, did people... - Did people like it?"
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"No, I don't think it was that sort of hit."
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"- No, I didn't think so. - But you enjoyed yourselves, right?"
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"Well, that's what it's about."
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"Jemaine, your acting... really good."
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"And Bret, great cover on the fainting."
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"I've got lots of news... uh, good news,"
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"got some... just a little bit of terrible news there,"
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"- but, umm... - Well, let's start with the good news."
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"- Okay. Well, "We did it." - "We did it.""
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"I've written that there. That's good."
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"- What's the terrible news? - Just a bit of terrible news."
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"remember I invited some embassy officials to see the show?"
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"- Well, that was good. - Unfortunately the play drew"
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"a lot of attention to your illegal immigrant status."
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"Well, that's what it's about, isn't it?"
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"Exactly. And the dance number "lllegal lmmigrants.""
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"- It was a good number. - A great number..."
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"but not great to perform in front of these people."
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"So overall great, yes,"
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"- but also not great. - So average?"
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"Uh..."
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"- Oh, do they want to meet us? - They want to see you, yeah."
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"So in addition to the good news and the terrible news,"
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"truly awful news."
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"Good shepherding today, guys!"
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"Thanks, Murray!"
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"Yes, but this is regarding the rent."
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"and future actively."
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"- Yeah. - How much do we owe?"
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"No. No, I'm gonna need..."
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"- Can I be honest with you? - Yes."
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"with New Zealand dollars instead of American dollars."
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"- Yeah, it's really terrible. - Oh, Bret."
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"- Present. - Jemaine."
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"- No, just... - One that relates to our problem?"
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"to present this to you, okay?"
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"You're down and out. At the beginning you've got nothing"
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"I was writing this and at the same time I was reading it."
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"and you get up on your chairs and sing, but..."
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"It sure is."
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"Can we stay at your place tonight, Murray?"
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"- I'll sleep in the kitchen. - Mmm, okay."
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"Mm-hmm, sure."
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"But we only have $51 American."
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"There will be no smoking, drinking or drugs, no partying."
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"And preferably never."
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"The thing is Bret is overtired"
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"I've never seen a man play a harp."
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"- nice and tucked in. - Thank you, Mel."
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"Mel, I was wondering if we could have the heat turned down."
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"♪ Yelyena was supping blood from a cup... ♪"
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"Hey, Petrov, what is that you are eating?"
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"♪ When I awoke, they were already dead ♪"
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"♪ All that was left of me was my head ♪"
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""I just want to play guitar with my friends.""
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"- Oh, here's me... - I can't imagine this guy farming."
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"- I wouldn't know what to do. - I don't know where I got that idea."
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"- No, I was a shepherd too. - Yeah, Jemaine's a shepherd."
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"and then he taught you to fight your father?"
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"We had to be there by 2:30, so..."
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"Doug and I have something very important to talk to you about."
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"be together anymore doesn't mean that we don't want to be with you."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Okay, cast meeting. Bret as Bret."
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"- Yup. - Jemaine as Jemaine."
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"What, some of your mates from embassies?"
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"- Well, we've memorized them. - Yeah, memorized them."
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"Who told you to do that?"
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"write their lines down on each other's clothing."
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"- We've memorized it. We don't need it. - Okay. I know,"
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"- No, I didn't. - You were on the ground"
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"♪ I've been shepherding day and night ♪"
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"♪ America... ♪"
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"♪ Who will buy ♪"
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"♪ Nobody cares, nobody needs us! ♪"
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"♪ Nobody needs us! ♪"
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"Yes!"
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"Murray's the greatest."
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"It is manly."
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"- Thank you. - Okay, you're still a bit boring."
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"- "We did it." That's the good news? - That's it?"
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"Yeah, we did it! So that's something to be proud of."
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"Umm..."
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"- Whoa. - Ooh."
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"You have a month to pay your rent, otherwise you have to leave."
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"- Well... - Can we choose which month?"
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"It's one of the reasons"
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"- Other than that it's the same. - So the house is the same?"
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"Now, "Breathing." Bret, you've got to remember to keep breathing, okay?"
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"♪ We've overstayed our welcome, we've overstayed our visas ♪"
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"there's also some..."
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"♪ Lost but happy at sea" ♪"
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"It's time to show you, okay?"
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"Why do they always go like this?"
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