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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Unnatural Love (S02E02)

"- Jemaine slept with an Australian. - What?!"
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"- Bret. - Jemaine slept with an Australian."
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"No, I heard you. I said "what" as in I heard you"
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"but I can't believe what I'm hearing."
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"- Shh. - I know, shh."
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"- This is true. - Yeah? Really?"
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"I accidently slept with an Australian."
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"How do you accidently sleep with one?"
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"What, did she get you naked and you tripped over and fell on her?"
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"- Look, close the door, please, Bret. - Close the door, Bret."
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"- I didn't... - I don't want to hear it, okay?"
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"Jemaine, don't listen. Turn away."
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"Bret, come in a bit."
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"Do you think he's listening? Let's test it."
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"Jemaine's a good-looking guy, isn't he?"
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"- There he goes. - Yeah, he's listening."
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"Right, now this is serious. Maybe we should"
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"banish him, you know, from the group."
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"Cast him off, you know?"
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"Never speak of him again, just for a couple of days."
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"- That seems a bit full-on. - Does it?"
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"Just lock him up. Don't listen."
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"- What did you hear? - Nothing."
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"Okay, come back, Jemaine. Thank you."
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"We can't come to a decision as to what to do."
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"Um..."
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"now this girl, did she make fun of you?"
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"She may have mocked my accent subtly."
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"I bet she did. They're tricky."
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"You know, guys, in the old days"
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"the sailors used to fall for them."
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"Yeah, they hadn't seen a woman for weeks"
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"and the australians would lure them to the bottom of the sea and they'd drown."
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"- Oh, that's mermaids. - That's mermaids you're thinking of."
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"- Is it? - That's not australians."
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"Yeah, but the Australian ones were the worst."
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"That's what I'm trying to say."
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"If you're into those sorts of things,"
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"watch out for the Australian ones."
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"She didn't seem that bad, you know?"
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"- Do you have feelings for this girl? - No."
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"Only negative ones."
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"Good. Have you got your wallet?"
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"- Yes, I've got my wallet. - Good."
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"- Oh, hi, big j. - Hi, keitha. Do you have my wallet?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I've got it right here."
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"- Thank you. - So you gonna come in for a cuppa or what?"
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"Oh, come on, you big mung."
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"Milk?"
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"Um, yes please."
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"Thank you."
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"Mmm, delicious tea."
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"Thanks. It's me mom's recipe."
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"Oh, is your mom Australian?"
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"Yeah yeah, she's a panel beater."
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"What about your dad? You said he's an Australian still?"
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"Yeah yeah, me dad's so Australian he's in prison."
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"- My grandpa? - Yeah."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"What about your mom's mother? Was she an immigrant?"
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"Listen, big j, you couldn't get more Australian than me."
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"My great-great-grandpa was a renown rapist."
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"And they shipped him out to Australia"
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"and that's where he met my great-great-grandma."
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"She was a prostitute. I mean, I said met, but he raped her."
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"Hmm. Do you think there's any chance you were adopted?"
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"Sit around here asking me stupid questions,"
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"get in that bedroom and root me again."
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"They're both good options."
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"♪ do australians feel love? ♪"
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"♪ are they capable of love? ♪"
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"♪ do they even know what we're speaking of? ♪"
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"Bret! Bret."
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"Can I ask you a hypothetical question?"
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"Can it wait till the morning?"
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"I suppose so."
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"Bret. Bret."
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"Bret. Bret."
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"- Bret. - What's the question you want to ask me?"
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"What would you think if I did do out with that..."
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"- Australian? - Eh?"
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"I'm just saying that if you were to go out with an Australian..."
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"well, I would never go out with an Australian."
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"If you were to, I would be fine with it."
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"I mean, when I first met you, you tried to have me deported"
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"from new zealand 'cause you thought I was an Australian."
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"That was a misunderstanding. You were wearing a vest top."
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"A my mom gave me that. She thought it made me look like bruce willis."
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"Well, it didn't. It made you look like an Australian."
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"You can't go out with that girl."
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"Hey, she'd never be my girlfriend."
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"Murray, Bret,"
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"this is my girlfriend keitha."
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"- What are you doing, Jemaine? - What is that you're wearing?"
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"- What are you wearing? - Where'd you get that?"
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"Hi, guys. You can call me Keith, by the way."
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"- That's a man's name. - It's a female name."
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"It's got an "a" on the end."
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"Got quite the accent, don't you, kevina?"
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"Yeah, I've got a real aussie accent."
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"Except it's not as strong as it used to be since I've lived here,"
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"'cause every time I'm on the phone with my mom"
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"she says I sound like marilyn monroe."
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"- Did you catch that? - What are you deaf? Marilyn monroe."
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"- What about her? - I talk like her now."
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"- She sounds like her. - She does sound a bit like her."
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"Yeah, I suppose if you squint your ears."
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"Told ya."
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"Jemaine, come in a bit."
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"What did you bring her here for?"
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"Don't talk about her. She's right there."
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"- She's not listening, is she? - She's so close..."
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"you know what? I'm gonna go to the dunny."
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"- Got to murder a Brown snake, you know - oh my God."
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"Muzza, Bret, sweetcocks."
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"Jemaine, you can't be serious about this."
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"- I am serious. - Have you thought about your future?"
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"- No, it's not gonna work, man. - What do you mean?"
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"And your children, what about them? What would become of them?"
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"They'll be aberrations, won't they?"
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