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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Unnatural Love (S02E02)

"It's pronounced aborigines."
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"forced to move from city to city looking for the perfect wave."
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"- What are you gonna tell your mom? - I won't tell my mom."
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"- What about Christmas, eh? - She can't come to Christmas."
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"She's gonna ridicule us at Christmas."
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"Maybe I will go to her house for Christmas."
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"- I don't have to do everything you say. - Keep your voice down."
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"- Sorry. - And sit up straight. You're slouching terribly."
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"Let's go before we get ridiculed."
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"She's probably in the toilet thinking of something to bring me down with."
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"Come on."
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"See you later, big j."
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"Let's go, little b."
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"- Okay, little m. - Medium m."
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"Jemaine, did you listen to the answer phone message?"
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"I think there may be an answer phone message"
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"for you on the answer phone."
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"Yes, Bret, I listened to the answer phone message."
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"Oh, good news? Bad news?"
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"Uh, it's you putting on a woman's voice"
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"pretending to be keitha breaking up with me."
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"- Don't think so. - It's clearly you, Bret."
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"Listen."
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"- G'day, big j. - That's the one."
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"It's keitha here. I've got some bad news."
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"- It's keitha. - I'm moving back to wollongong."
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"- She's not from wollongong. - Shh."
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"- She's from wollamaloo. - It was nice going out with you."
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"- Shh. - But I'm never gonna see you again. Bye."
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"- Oh no. - And I'm married."
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"- Who's on the phone, love? - That's her husband."
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"Uh, nobody. I've got to go."
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"Oh, that's terrible."
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"Jemaine, that's terrible."
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"That's just..."
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"I'm going, Bret."
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"Get off. Get off."
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"Let go of my glove. Ow, that's actually my hand."
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"Yeah?"
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"- I need to see keitha. - Who?"
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"Keitha. Keitha."
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"Keitha. Keith with an "a" at the end."
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"No, you can't see her."
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"W- well, I need to see her."
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"Well, you can't 'cause she's moved back to Australia."
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"Dr. Spectacles here is looking for keitha."
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"Oh, she's gone, mate. She said you were a prick"
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"and then she got on the bus back to Australia for good."
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"I don't believe you. That's her sweatshirt."
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"She doesn't need a sweatshirt in Australia. It's hot."
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"Well, I can see her, actually."
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"She's there. She's right there."
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"You don't need to really keep going, do you?"
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"No, mate, she's gone. She's in Australia like we said."
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"- Hey. - Hi, big j."
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"- Hi, keitha. - Bye."
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"Bye."
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"Kelli bye, have fun."
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"Keitha, my friends think our love can never be."
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"Can never be what?"
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"Well, you know, can never be."
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"Oh, well, my mates think that too."
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"Because I'm a new zealander and you're an Australian"
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"and they don't think we can be together?"
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"No, mostly it's 'cause they think you're a dick."
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"You know, with the dickish glasses and that."
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"No, it's mainly because they think"
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"No, mostly it's 'cause they think I've rooted better-looking fellas"
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"Is that how you feel?"
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"50-50. I kinda like you."
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"I kinda like you too."
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"♪ Loretta broke my heart in a letter ♪"
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"♪ she told me she was leaving and her life would be better ♪"
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"♪ Joan, broke it off over the phone ♪"
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"♪ after the tone she left me alone ♪"
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"♪ Jen said she'd never ever see me again ♪"
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"♪ when I saw her again she said it again ♪"
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"♪ jan met another man ♪"
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"♪ liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am ♪"
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"♪ felicity saw there was no electricity ♪"
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"♪ Emily, no chemistry ♪"
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"♪ fran ran, turned out to be a man ♪"
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"♪ flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow ♪"
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"♪ carol Brown just took a bus out of town ♪"
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"♪ but I'm hoping that you'll stick around ♪"
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"♪ he doesn't cook or clean ♪"
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"♪ he's not good boyfriend material ♪"
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"♪ oo-whee and eats cereal ♪"
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"♪ you'll lose interest fast ♪"
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"♪ his relationships never last ♪"
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"♪ shut up, girlfriends from the past ♪"
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"♪ she says he'll do one thing ♪"
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"♪ and then he goes and does another thing ♪"
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"♪ oh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends ♪"
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"♪ into a choir and got them to sing? ♪"
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"♪ who? Who? ♪"
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"♪ shut up, girlfriends from the past ♪"
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"♪ may, may will no longer see m♪"
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"♪ britney, britney hit me ♪"
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"♪ Paula, persephone, stella and stephanie ♪"
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"♪ there must be 50 ways that lovers have left me ♪"
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"♪ carol Brown just took a bus out of town ♪"
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"♪ love is a delicate thing ♪"
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"♪ it could just float away on the breeze ♪"
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"♪ he said the same thing to me ♪"
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"♪ how can we ever know ♪"
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"♪ we've found the right person in this world? ♪"
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"♪ he means he looks at other girls ♪"
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"♪ love is a mystery ♪"
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"♪ it does not follow a rule ♪"
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"♪ this guy is a fool ♪"
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"♪ he'll always be a boy ♪"
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"♪ he's a man who never grew up ♪"
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"♪ I thought I told you to shut up ♪"
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"♪ lola, you told me you were in a coma ♪"
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"♪ tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany ♪"
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"♪ mmm, would you like a little cereal? ♪"
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"♪ who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends? ♪"
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"♪ was it you, carol Brown? Was it you, carol Brown? ♪"
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"♪ carol Brown just took a bus out of town ♪"
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