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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Unnatural Love (S02E02)

"and you're from someplace no one's even fucking heard of."
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"- Australia. - New zealand."
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"Exactly, because it shouldn't matter"
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"where you're from when love's involved."
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"It's like that movie, "interracial hole stretchers 2.""
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"She was white and they were black,"
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"but it didn't matter in the end, did it?"
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"Because they were in love."
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"I haven't seen that one."
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"Well, it really affected me."
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"I better get packed up. I'll see you at 4:00."
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"I love you, big j."
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"So you're just gonna elope? Just leave the city and leave the band?"
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"Yeah, I'm going to new Jersey."
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"Wow. New Jersey, huh?"
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"I'd love to go there."
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"But I got a lot of shit going on in the states right now."
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"Bye, Dave."
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"Don't drink the water."
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"Excuse me. Have you seen an Australian girl around here?"
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"We're eloping to new Jersey."
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"Sorry, pal. Haven't seen her."
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"How much is it to new Jersey, by the way?"
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"I don't go to new Jersey. I only ride around the park."
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"- That's weird. - Yeah."
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"Oh no."
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"Oh no."
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"Take me to Chinatown and do not delay, sir."
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"Yeah."
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"Sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"Bret, have you seen keitha?"
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"She robbed us."
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"Her and her friends jumped me and taped me to the door."
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"No, sorry, man."
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"I'm not sure about her and me."
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"Okay."
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"Here's your sandwich."
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"- Would you like a napkin? - No thanks."
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"- No. No. - A hug?"
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"Unfair."
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"I'm not participating in this hug."
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"It'll be okay."
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"♪ going to the party, sipping on bacardi ♪"
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"♪ want to meet a hottie, but there's Adam, Steve and Marty ♪"
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"♪ there's Billy, todd and Tommy, they're on leave from the army ♪"
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"♪ the only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami ♪"
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"♪ tell the fellas, make it understood ♪"
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"♪ it ain't no good if there's too much wood ♪"
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"♪ make sure you know before you go, the dance floor bro-ho ratio ♪"
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"♪ five to one is a brodeo, tell Steve and Mark it's time to go ♪"
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"♪ wait outside all night to find 20 dudes in a conga line ♪"
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"♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪"
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"♪ too many dicks on the dance floor. ♪"
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"Listen to the music they play. It's called dancing music."
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"- Right. Out you get, guys. - We might not get in, Murray."
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"- Not cool enough. - You two?"
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"Okay, I'll try."
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"Yes. Yes."
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"She may have subtly mocked your accent and you didn't notice."
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"She may have subtly been mocking me."
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"Did you use protection?"
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"I got a rejected form."
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"Well, I probably would have eaten them, I suppose."
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"What did you put on your form?"
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"Something happened to Jemaine?"
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"Is this true, Jemaine?"
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"I'm talking to Bret now."
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"It does, doesn't it? Lock him up."
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"Okay, let's get back into the group."
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"We think she might have slightly mocked his accent."
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"- Say when. - When."
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"Mmm, what about his father? Was he Australian?"
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"Look, big j. You got two options."
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"Bret. Bret."
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"What?"
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"Keitha, do you mind not listening for a moment, please?"
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"No, don't stand up, just sit up."
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"- I don't think so. - It's obviously you putting on a woman's voice."
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"Jemaine, did I show you my gloves that look like my hands?"
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"- That's actually my hand. - I'm going."
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"- What's going on, kels? - What?"
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"- , mate. She's gone back to oz. - No, mate."
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"when I've been too drunk to speak."
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"♪ mmm, shut up ♪"
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"♪ do do do do do do ♪"
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"Well, we're looking for him."
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"- All right. - Thank you. Keep looking."
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"- or start looking. ...let us know."
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"Oh, Bret, he said Jemaine."
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"I love you too."
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"Iook, just around the park."
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"Ah, yes, you said that. Yes."
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"Jemaine. Where've you been?"
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"Could you pass me my sandwich, please?"
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"- Can I get a hug? - Huh?"
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"Can I get a hug? Hug?"
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"Sorry, man."
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"Just here is good, Murray. - Yeah, just here."
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"We're a block away. I'll take you right to the door. Don't be silly."
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"- Just here! - I don't even want to go nightclubbing."
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"You've got to go nightclubbing, Bret."
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"Look at Jemaine. He wants to nightclub."
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"Can we watch a video instead?"
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"Yeah, I want to go home and have a sleep."
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"- Just here is good. - You're not getting out of it again."
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"- Keep going. - Here we go. I just want you to go inside."
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"- Keep going. Just keep going, Murray. - Keep going."
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"- Keep driving. - Look, there's David."
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"- Dave! - What?"
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"- Hold on, I'm coming back. What's up? - Hey, man."
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"Hi, David. Can you look after these two, please?"
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"- Sure thing, Murray. - Make sure they have a cocktail each, okay?"
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"Here's $20. I don't trust it with them."
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"Last time I gave them $20 they went away and spent it."
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"Bought a magazine and a giant beach ball."
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"- You can count on me, Murray. - Make sure they don't run away, okay?"
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"- Yes, we're not that cool. - Yeah, everyone looks pretty cool."
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"- Hang on. - They're cooler than us."
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"Excuse me, sir. Hi."
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"I've got a couple of very cool looking guys in the back of my car."
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