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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Unnatural Love (S02E02)

"I don't know whether you're keen to have them in your club."
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"He's not coming in."
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"Right, good. Off you go."
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"I'll wait in the car here till you're finished nightclubbing, okay?"
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"Good luck, guys."
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"Hey, guys, too many dicks."
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"What?"
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"- Too many dicks. - What's that, man?"
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"- How many? - Too many."
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"You guys are dorking up my vibe with all the dicks."
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"We need to spread the dicks out a little bit,"
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"create some lady space. Come on, move apart, guys."
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"Spread 'em out."
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"This isn't the riverdance anymore."
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"Over there now."
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"There's too many dicks on the dance floor."
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"♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪"
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"- ♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪ - ♪ too many dicks ♪"
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"- ♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪ - ♪ too many dicks ♪"
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"- ♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪ - ♪ too many dicks ♪"
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"♪ going to the party, sipping on bacardi ♪"
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"♪ want to meet a hottie, but there's Adam, Steve and Marty ♪"
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"♪ there's Billy, todd and Tommy, they're on leave from the army ♪"
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"♪ tell the fellas, make it understood ♪"
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"♪ it ain't no good if there's too much wood ♪"
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"♪ make sure you know before you go, the dancefloor bro-ho ratio ♪"
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"♪ five to one is a brodeo, tell Steve and Mark it's time to go ♪"
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"♪ wait outside all night to find 20 dudes in a conga line ♪"
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"- ♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪ - ♪ easy to fix ♪"
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"- ♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪ - ♪ spread out the dicks ♪"
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"♪ too many dudes with too many dicks ♪"
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"♪ too close to my shit, too hard to meet chicks ♪"
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"♪ I need better odds, more broads, less rods ♪"
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"♪ I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods ♪"
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"♪ too many men, too many boys, too many misters, noenough sisters ♪"
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"♪ too much time on too many hands ♪"
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"♪ not enough ladies, too many men ♪"
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"♪ too many schlongs as I sing this song. ♪"
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"hello. Bret speaking."
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"Bret, it's Jemaine speaking."
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"Hey, man. Where are you? Did you run away?"
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"No, I went home with a girl."
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"Bret, I think she might be Australian."
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"Are you sure she's Australian?"
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"Either she's Australian or she really likes Australia."
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"Oh, you've got to get out of there. Just get out of there."
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"I'm... I'm... I'm locked in. She's trapped me."
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"I'm not surprised."
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"Okay, um, keep calm."
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"Jump out the window."
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"Good idea."
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"Oh, it's too high."
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"Okay, well, do one of those dive rolls when you land."
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"G'day."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Jesus, got a tongue like a badger's asshole."
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"What you doing there, big j?"
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"Um, just talking to a friend of mine."
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"- Hey. - Don't talk to her. She's definitely Australian."
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"I'm not sure I got your name."
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"Keitha."
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"- Pardon? - Keitha."
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"Keitha?"
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"Yeah, it's like Keith but with an "a" at the end."
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"I was named after me dad."
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"Keitha, that's a lovely name."
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"So how about we go back to bed?"
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"- Um... - definitely don't do that."
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"No, I can't."
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"- Oh. - Would you be able to unlock the door?"
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"Thanks for coming."
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"- How do you feel? - Fine."
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"Just ashamed."
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"How could you not know she was Australian?"
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"I don't know. It was loud in the nightclub."
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"- Does she look australiany? - Not particularly, no."
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"I mean the face, I suppose, but not bodily, not at all."
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"Does she sound Australian? Australian accent?"
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"What did it sound like?"
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"Kind of like an evil version of our accent."
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"- Did she mock your accent? - Not that I remember."
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"Yes, but only on my penis."
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"- What's that? - What? What?"
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"- What's that red Mark on your lip? - What? Where?"
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"That's all red."
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"- That's lipstick. - It's crabs."
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"- It's not crabs. - It's crabs."
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"It's lipstick. Iook, that's not..."
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"it's not crabs."
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"Got your wallet? She didn't steal your wallet?"
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"She probably tried to steal your wallet."
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"Don't touch anything."
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"Well, good news. Your biscuits arrived."
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"Eh?"
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"They've been approved from the wellington office."
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"- From the government? - Yup. There we go."
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"Oh, great."
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"- Ginger nuts. - Oh, nice."
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"Oh, Jemaine, rejected. Let's have a look."
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""Did not fill out the form correctly."
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"Purpose for the biscuits...""
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"you put "NA." What is "NA"?"
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"Not applicable."
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"- There's no purpose for your biscuits? - No, I just wanted them."
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"Well, they're hardly gonna send you biscuits if there's no purpose."
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"Think about it. Fill out your forms properly."
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"I think I put I was gonna eat them."
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"There you go. Okay, simple as that."
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"Tell you what, you could probably have..."
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"Bret, could he have one of yours until I get this sorted?"
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"Would that be all right?"
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"That's the boy. That's good. Nice."
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"Right, let's move on."
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"Next, nightclubbing experiences."
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"Anything to report back?"
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"- Nothing? - Uh..."
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"did you dance?"
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"I didn't want to go to the nightclub, Murray."
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"What's happened?"
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"- Nothing. - Bret?"
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