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Clips from South Park - Where My Country Gone? (S19E19)

"Now, last week we were all reminded"
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"that intolerance still exists in our country."
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"It took a very special young student to light up social media."
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"We've invited him to the White House today to show our appreciation."
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"Because never have there been more tolerant, more moving words"
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"than Kyle Broflovski's speech about his hero, Caitlyn Jenner."
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"Come on up here, Kyle."
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"You see? There! This is why it's happening."
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"Everyone's preaching openness and acceptance,"
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"and so now millions of Goddamn immigrants"
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"are coming over the border, and nobody seems to care!"
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"But what are you gonna do?"
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"In today's world, it's like you can't even say"
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"anything negative about illegal immigrants."
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"Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!"
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"Did somebody over here say "illegal immigrants"?"
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"Because the correct term is "undocumented immigrants,""
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"all right, bro?"
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"It's like nobody cares!"
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"And they just keep coming,"
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"crossing the border with their dirty families,"
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"playing their stupid music."
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"I mean, look at 'em!"
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"I'll bet not one of them is here legally."
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"All right, guy!"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"- Hey, buddy. - Hey, what's going on, friend?"
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"Hey, buddy, another Moosehead, eh?"
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"We should have put up a Goddamn wall."
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"But wait. There's still more."
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"Because this country was built on dreamers."
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"And, Kyle, we want to make your dreams come true."
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"And so here is your hero, Caitlyn Jenner."
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"I just want to say thank you, Kyle,"
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"for your beautiful words of support."
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"Now, Kyle, we got another little surprise for you."
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"We told you we were flying you back home,"
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"But the truth is, you're getting a ride back all the way with your hero."
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"How do you like that?"
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"Buckle up, buckaroo."
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"Okay, children, let's take our seats."
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"As you've probably noticed, our government has decided"
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"to let anyone who wants to cross the border and screw up our country."
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"I know you're all as pissed off as I am,"
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"so why don't we begin today's lesson"
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"on why the once-great empire of Rome fell to shit."
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"Huh? Who can tell me why Rome fell to shit?"
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"No, somebody who matters."
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"All right, fine. In the yellow shirt."
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"The Roman Empire, buddy, was facing several issues, guy,"
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"as it reached a new millennium, friend..."
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"Oh, speak in English!"
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"You see, what happened is that these immigrants"
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"called the Goths were welcomed into Roman territories"
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"because some people felt bad for them."
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"And then the Goths suddenly decided they were being oppressed, you see?"
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"And so, then..."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"It's 8:00 A.M., guy."
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"That's it!"
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"Why don't you Canucks go back where you came from?!"
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"You really think you can refer to an undocumented immigrant"
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"as a "Canuck"?"
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"P.C. Principal, they got up in the middle of my lecture"
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"and started playing music."
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"So did you forget that at 8:00 and 11:00,"
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"all Canadians face east and play Chuck Mangione,"
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"or did you not care to find out about their religious customs?"
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"They... They don't even speak English."
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"Then you need to be teaching in both languages from now on."
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"Mackey, sign the faculty up for Canadian-language night classes."
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"What?!"
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"Yes, P.C. Principal! R-right away! M'kay."
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"You're on thin ice, Garrison."
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"Get in line, or you'll be out of a job, bro."
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"What are they doing now?"
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"Well, they're all eating together and praying,"
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"and they're putting syrup on their mac and cheese."
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"Ugh! So weird."
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"There's just so many of them."
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"You guys, I think this whole thing is a conspiracy."
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"- What do you mean? - Think about what happened."
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"America had pretty secure borders for years."
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"Kyle gives a big speech about tolerance and acceptance that goes viral."
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"A bunch of Canadians cross the border illegally."
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"Kyle's brother is Canadian."
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"What if Kyle knowingly gave that speech to get all the illegals in?"
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"I'm sitting right here."
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"And he's sitting right here."
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"You really think just my speech brought on a wave of illegal immigration?"
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"- You did kind of go overboard, dude. - What?"
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"It's just, I know you like giving speeches and stuff,"
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"but not everything is black and white."
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"Yeah, I mean, it's fine you want to go preach about Caitlyn Jenner,"
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"but you can't just make blanket statements about letting anyone do whatever they want."
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"I didn't even want to give that speech!"
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"Yeah, yeah. This is interesting. Have you guys read Genesis 34?"
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"Well, it's intriguing, because in Genesis 34,"
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"the Jews actually did something similar to what Kyle's doing now."
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"I'm not responsible for this."
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"Illegal immigration has been happening forever."
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"But it's happening a lot more now,"
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"after you decide to give a big speech about Caitlyn Jenner"
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"because you want to bring down the cultural fabric of America"
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"'Cause you're a Jew."
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"You guys, immigrants, either legal or illegal,"
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"are always gonna find ways to cross into richer countries..."
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"Oh, boy. Here we go again. Yeah, I'm out."
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"Yeah, sorry. I can't listen to another one either."
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"Happy evening, friends."
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"My name is Mr. Stkrdknmibalz ,"
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"and we are going to learn Canadian."
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"With a lot of practice, you're going to find"
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"that speaking Canadian isn't so difficult,"
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"and in fact, our alphabet and yours are fairly similar."
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"So why don't we begin singing it together?"
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"♪ A, B, C, D ♪"
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"♪ E, F, Guy ♪"
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"♪ H, I, J, K ♪"
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"♪ L, M, N, O, Buddy ♪"
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