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Clips from South Park - Where My Country Gone? (S19E19)

"♪ Q, R, S ♪"
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"♪ T, U, Friend ♪"
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"♪ W, X, Eh, and Pbht! ♪"
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"♪ These are Canadian ABCs ♪"
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"♪ Susie likes hairy balls ♪"
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"♪ What do ya think of these? ♪"
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"All right, now everyone."
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"♪ A, B, C, D ♪"
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"♪ E, F, Guy ♪"
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"♪ H, I, J, K ♪"
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"♪ L, M, N, O, Buddy ♪"
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"♪ Q, R, S ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Where has my country gone? ♪"
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"♪ Where has my country gone? ♪"
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"♪ It was a land of opportunity that we held dear ♪"
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"♪ But now all these other assholes are comin' here ♪"
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"♪ And where's my country gone? ♪"
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"♪ It was just here like two seconds ago ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause when they said that this was the land of the free ♪"
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"♪ I'm pretty sure that they were referring to me ♪"
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"♪ And my country's gone! ♪"
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"♪ It got upset, and now it's wandered away ♪"
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"♪ It took 43 presidents to make us stand tall ♪"
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"♪ And just one black guy to unravel it all ♪"
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"♪ Country gone! ♪"
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"♪ Please tell it that we need her back home ♪"
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"♪ There's a great big hole in the liberty bucket ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause someone forgot to tell the foreigners to suck it ♪"
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"♪ And now they're all hanging out on my lawn ♪"
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"♪ And now they're ruining my song ♪"
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"♪ Making it sound like Chuck Mangione ♪"
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"♪ Where my country gone? ♪"
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"Seems like everyone's afraid to speak the truth around here."
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"Well, I'm throwing my hat in and saying I'll figure this thing out."
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"Now, I might not understand politics or immigration policies"
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"or the law"
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"or basic ideological concepts."
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"But damn it, I understand there's a bunch of Canadians here,"
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"and I'm gonna do something about it!"
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"Whoohoo!"
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"All right, everyone, listen up."
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"In order for better understanding,"
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"we have asked students of Canadian origin to introduce you to their culture and..."
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"Hey, Leslie, shut your mouth!..."
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"To introduce you to their culture and customs."
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"So let's give them our undivided attention"
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"as they take us on a whirlwind journey through their diverse history."
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"We are the Hopewell and Abenaki,"
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"first settlers of Canadian soil, guy."
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"We are French and British explorers,"
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"seeking furs and goods."
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"Yeah, and I'm Dan Rather, and I got news for you..."
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"Nobody wants you here!"
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"Sorry. Not sorry."
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"It's time for someone to say it like is and make our country great again."
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"Garrison, what do you think you're..."
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"And I'm also not afraid to stand up to P.C. Principal."
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"You, sir, have a pizza face, and you suck your mom's dick."
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"That's it, Garrison."
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"You are fired from South Park Elementary."
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"Oh, see? And now I'm fired."
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"That's the cold, hard truth of immigration."
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"Well, there's only one immigration policy that I believe in,"
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"and that's 'em all to death!"
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"I'm just saying what everyone's thinking here, kids."
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"Sorry. Not sorry."
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"Dude, the Canadians are pissed off."
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"Can you really blame them?"
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"What made Mr. Garrison do that?"
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"Guys, what if this was all exactly what Kyle planned?"
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"Get the Canadians here, make them feel persecuted,"
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"and then what? Uprisings, rebellion."
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"Next thing you know, they're sending us to camps and using us as livestock."
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"- You really think Kyle would do that? - That doesn't matter."
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"We have to think of a way to smooth this over fast."
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"- Yeah, we're gonna need a symbolic union. - A what?"
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"You know, what's that story about the two sides that were fighting,"
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"and then a guy from one side got with a girl from the other side,"
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"and their love sort of brought the groups together?"
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""Lion King 2"?"
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"Yes, "Lion King 2.""
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"I mean, if we can get one of us to go out with one of them,"
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"probably have sex,"
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"then it could be a symbol of us all getting along."
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"Yeah, it's kind of like when a princess of one country marries the prince of another."
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"Oh, come on. This is stupid."
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"You guys, when two groups of people"
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"don't understand each other, you can't just try and diffuse"
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"- the tensions with... - Is he seriously..."
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"Is he seriously giving a speech right now?"
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"Is he seriously giving a speech right now?"
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"This is gonna have to happen pretty fast,"
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"so whoever's gonna do it needs to ask a Canadian girl out soon."
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"- 1, 2, 3, not it. - Not it."
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"- Not it. - Not it."
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"- Not it. - No, no! Not it!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Support is growing for a Colorado man"
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"who claims the way to deal with illegal immigrants"
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"is to them all to death."
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"We go live to Minnesota."
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"Tom, the political activist is going around the country"
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"to get support for his agenda."
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"And, Mr. Garrison, you believe the immigration problem is easy to solve."
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"Yes. them all to death."
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"Let's make this country great again."
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"And when you say," them all to death,""
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"what are you actually suggesting be done?"
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"I'm suggesting we round them all up,"
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"pull down their pants,"
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"and them until their spirits leave their bodies."
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"USA!"
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"And then after we've every last one of them to death,"
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"we build a big wall."
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"And if anyone comes over the wall,"
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"we them to death, too!"
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"And then we to death all..."
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"Uh, Dan? Dan?"
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"We are getting word that a wall has already been built."
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