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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Electro (S01E01)

"Hi. Welcome to the show. I'm Howard Moon and this is Vince Noir."
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"Hello."
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"Sorry."
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"This week we're gonna be tackling the subject of fame."
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"When Lady Fame comes a-knocking on your door"
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"you gotta be quick to open that door because if you don't, she's away."
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"- As if. - She only knocks once."
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"She does not. She knocks at my house all the time."
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"She's on the doorstep. I go to Tesco's, she's hanging onto my cords."
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"That's not Lady Fame, is it?"
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"That's Mrs Pelham. She talks to mushrooms."
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"- It's not, it's Lady Fame. - Lady Fame wouldn't shop at Tesco's."
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"- She'd shop at Marks if anything. - She goes to Marks for her bits."
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"She doesn't do her main shop there. No one does."
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"- We should talk about this another time. - OK. See you later, Colonel Eagle."
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"See you later, chewy teeth."
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"Enjoy the show."
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"..to the world of The Mighty Boosh."
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"# Come with us to The Mighty Boosh # The Mighty Boosh"
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"# Come with us to The Mighty Boosh #"
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"(# Jazz trumpet)"
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"Hey, Howard. Howard."
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"Oi, small eyes."
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"He's in a trance, a jazz trance. Every day he does this."
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"It's a pretty delicate procedure getting him out."
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"Ah! Oh."
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"- Don't do that. Ever. - Why?"
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"- Never do that to a man in a jazz trance. - Why?"
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"I could have a heart attack. It's like sleepwalking. I was deep in the juju."
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"Why don't you try doing some work?"
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"I'm going to get round to my work. This is my early morning procedure."
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"Listen to my jazz, get myself juiced up, then go about my business."
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"No, you put your jazz on, go into a trance,"
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"ten past six, come out of the trance, go to the pub."
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"Have you got anything you could be doing? Distributing seeds?"
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"I'm onto it because I started my day with this. Check this out."
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"(# Human League: Don't You Want Me)"
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"That is just making me feel physically sick."
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"What is that gloomy racket?"
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"- The Human League. - That is electro nonsense."
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"They're pioneers, they invented music."
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"- What happened before them? - lt was just tuning up before then."
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"Are you aware of the music known as jazz?"
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"- Aware of jazz, the movement of jazz? - Why do you keep going on about jazz?"
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"It's the most important modern art form."
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"Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all jazz is for."
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"You better take that back, you electro ponce."
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"- Or what? - Just take it back, that's all."
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"I won't. I'll be leaving it out there for all to see."
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"- Drink it back up. - No. I hate jazz."
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"You hate jazz? You fear jazz. Huh?"
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"- Shut your mouth. - You fear jazz, you fear the lack of rules."
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"- No. - The lack of boundaries. Oooh."
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"It's a fence, no, it's soft. What's happening? The shapes, the chaos."
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"- lt has to be simple for you, doesn't it? - Stop it."
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"- # Dee dee dee dee-dee # - Shut your mouth."
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"The melody gets abstract, you mess your trousers."
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"- Shut your mouth. - # Dee-bop, shweebop #"
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"Don't start scatting. We don't need scat at this point."
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"- (# Scats) - Stop scatting."
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"# Scu-da-do-bop-a-dee-dah! #"
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"- Final warning. - # Skwidlly-bee-bee... #"
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"The thing about scat singing is it's an ancient art,"
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"goes back as far as the Chinese dynasty."
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"Hey, Howard. There's some girls."
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"- Yes. Right. - I'll deal with this."
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"I'll deal with it. Step back and watch the master weave his magic."
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"Ladies. Hi. Welcome to the zoo."
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"I'm Howard Moon, the zoo keeper."
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"I hope you're enjoying your visit and enjoying the animals on display."
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"There's many to feast your eyes on."
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"There's the goats who are on heat at the moment."
The Mighty Boosh
"Um... And there's others, too."
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"Later on there will be an aquatic display at 3:30 and 5:30."
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"I'll be, myself, participating in that as a porpoise jockey in the porpoise derby."
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"Don't know if you've ever seen a man ride a porpoise, but it can be thrilling."
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"Quite a thrilling sight for a young lady to see."
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"Hi. Nice hair."
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"Cheers. Are you in a band?"
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"Yeah. Kraftwerk Orange."
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"I'm a musician, too. I play a lot of music, jazz musician mainly."
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"I'm a fully qualified scat singer."
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"We don't do jazz. We do electro."
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"Electro's good. I enjoy the music of the Human League."
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"Very much like them. Big-time fan."
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"I can play any instrument at all. You name it, I'm a multi-instrumentalist."
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"If we need a bassoon player, we'll let you know."
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"(Laughing)"
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"Huh?"
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"I can play bassoon, that's the irony of that."
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"Howard Moon, get your ass to the jackal hut."
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"- Do that for me. - Why?"
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"- Because I'm getting on well. - Getting on well?"
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"And don't get Vince to go instead of you."
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"Well, I gotta scoot, so..."
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"don't forget to check out those aquatic displays at 3:30 and again at 5:30."
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"Who's that jazz creep?"
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"He's just the local simpleton. You know, I know his mum."
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"He comes around, does odd jobs. We give him a uniform, he's happy."
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"Are you in a band?"
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"Yeah, I'm in a couple of bands."
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"- That's a shame. - What?"
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"We want someone to join our band."
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"I mean, the bands I'm in, I've sort of left them recently."
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"Today, earlier on."
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"- Can you sing? - I'm one of the great front men."
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"- I can pull shapes. - Why do you work in a zoo, then?"
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"All the great front men work with animals. Jagger worked in a pet shop."
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"Rod Stewart worked in a tortoise sanctuary."
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"Billy Ocean worked in an aquarium. That's how he got his name."
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"(Laughs) That was a joke."
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"So what do you reckon, then?"
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"- Am I in? - Yeah. OK."
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"- We'll give you a shot. - Cool. I'm Vince by the way."
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"- I'm Neon. - Ultra. Laters."
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"Laters. On."
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"- Where are those girls? - They've gone."
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"- Gone? - You just missed them."
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"I was getting a definite vibe off those girls."
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"It wasn't you they were interested in."
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