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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Electro (S01E01)

"I think it was. I was getting some of the magic off them."
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"lt wasn't you they were interested in."
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"They've asked me to be in their band."
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"I can't believe it."
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"- You? - Yeah."
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"You're the least musical person I know."
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"It's not about music, it's about what you look like."
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"- You should be careful. - Why?"
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"You know what happened last time. You got excited about that band with Leroy."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. That glam folk band."
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"People weren't ready"
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"- for a mixture of glam rock and folk. - Nobody's ready for that."
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"# Are you going to Scarborough Fair?"
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"# Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme"
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"# Remember me to the one who lives there"
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"# She once was a true love of mine #"
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"People! Gonna have ourselves a hot dog!"
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"Come on!"
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"It's going to be different this time, I can feel it."
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"You should be more loyal to the zoo,"
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"- that's what I'm saying. - Why?"
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"Don't go running off at the drop of a hat."
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"- Like little Fickle Bobby. - Fickle Bobby?"
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"Ran off into the sunset."
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"- I don't do that. - Yeah, you do."
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"Running away when you see a shiny object. Be loyal to the zoo, like me."
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"When I get an offer, I turn it down flat, I reject it out of hand."
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"- Really? As if you get any offers. - I get offers."
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"- Who from? - I get plenty offers."
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"- Who from? Walt Disney? - Walt offers me stuff."
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"Many times WaIt's said, ''Will you help me out?''"
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"- He came round last week. - Did he?"
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"- Strange that he should choose you. - Not strange."
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"- He knows I've an eye for detail. - What does he want you to do?"
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"Sort out his pot pens. Put them in a workable order"
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"from hot reds down through the lilacs,"
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"- then beyond to the ultramarine. - Really?"
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"- I bet that took ages. WaIt's got millions. - lt didn't take long because I didn't do it."
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"- Why not? - I turned it down."
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"- You idiot. - Out of a sense of duty."
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"- You don't want to anger Walt. - Why?"
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"- He's offering you stuff. - I can turn down Walt."
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"I don't have a problem with that, you know. Because I'm loyal."
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"I understand what you're saying, but I feel torn."
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"On the one hand I've got the zoo, I love the zoo."
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"On the other hand I've got stardom pulling me. I don't know what to do."
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"I wish I was you, it must be easy for you. You can't really do anything else."
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"- How dare you? - What?"
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"- I had a career in music beckoning me. - Did you?"
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"- I could have been something. - Really?"
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"- I turned it down. - When was that? ln the '50s?"
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"How old do you think I am?"
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"Do you look at me and see Gandalf the hoary, old wizard?"
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"I was a jazz musician, you know."
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"And I could have been one of the greats, but something happened."
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"- What happened? - Something you don't need to know."
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"- Oh, right. - Something that nobody needs to know."
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"Look. So you blew your chance. But that's not gonna happen to me."
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"- Cos I'm going all the way. - Are you?"
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"Yeah. So brace yourself. Noir's going to the moon."
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"Ah...the arrogance of youth."
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"Hm? Go on, then. What you looking at?"
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"Hey, Howard. Check this out."
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"(# Electro )"
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"What do you reckon?"
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"Awful."
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"That's my new demo. We're playing that tonight."
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"- It's good. - You said it was awful."
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"- Well, it's grown on me now. - (Sighs)"
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"This is a big opportunity for me. I could be out of here. American tour, the lot."
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"- Just slow down, Vince. - Why?"
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"- It's going too fast. - Rock and roll is fast."
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"lf all goes to plan, I could be in rehab next Thursday."
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"Tuesday week, I'll be living on an island with a small lndian boy."
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"Whoa there, OK? Relax. Take your foot off the pedal."
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"- Why? - Slow down."
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"- You want fame, yeah? You want it bad. - So what?"
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"It's burning you up inside. Like a fire. ln your throat."
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"- So what? - I used to have that fire."
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"- Here we go. - Burning away."
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"Deep inside me. I wanted fame, Vince."
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"I had it as well. I was a musical genius."
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"You haven't picked up an instrument. I've never seen you -"
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"There's a reason for that, OK? It's time for me to tell you the story."
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"- (Sighs) ls this gonna take long? - This story will chill you to the bone."
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"It's gonna turn your heart black with fear."
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"lt all happened what seems like a lifetime ago now."
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"Flashback."
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"(# Scats)"
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"(Squeaky voice) Git yourself outta here, Howard. Don't you have a home?"
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"- This is a jazz club, yeah? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, well, wherever jazz is, I is."
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"Bebop's my home."
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"I thought you lived on Northbrook Street, near Budgens."
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"Yeah, it's a metaphor."
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"You been here the past three nights. What are you hangin' around here for?"
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"Something wrong with your voice?"
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"(Clears throat)"
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"(Squeaky voice) What are you hangin' around here for?"
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"Gonna be a jazz musician."
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"(Laughs)"
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"Something funny?"
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"Yeah. You know, there are those who got it and those who ain't."
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"I'm gonna get it, OK?"
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"No, you ain't."
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"You know why? Because you ain't got the spirit of jazz inside you."
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"Well, I've got a dream inside of me. How's that for you?"
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"Howard, there's a job opening here as a barrel monkey with your name on it."
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"I suggest you take it."
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"A barrel monkey?"
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"I'm Howard Moon."
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"- ls that a yes? - It's a thank you, no."
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"Suit yourself."
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"Here are the keys."
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"Lock up when you're done."
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"Good luck, fool."
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"(Blows ineffectually)"
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"Well, well."
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"What have we got here?"
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