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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Trampage (S02E02)

"Yet again we're seeing record-high temperatures here in the Southland, Mayor Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"Is it global warming or God punishing Hollywood"
Mr. Mayor
"for its many sins?"
Mr. Mayor
"Andrea, this heat wave is putting a lot of stress"
Mr. Mayor
"on the electrical grid."
Mr. Mayor
"We're all suffering."
Mr. Mayor
"Uh, but we all--we all have to do our, uh--our part,"
Mr. Mayor
"you know, to conserve energy."
Mr. Mayor
"Even--even here at--at City Hall, we are--"
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden. [clears throat]"
Mr. Mayor
"Sorry. Well, we're turning the AC off, uh..."
Mr. Mayor
"during peak hours and rolling blackouts have--"
Mr. Mayor
"- It's too hot in there. - The mayor is--"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, rolling blackouts have--have happened."
Mr. Mayor
"[indistinct shouting]"
Mr. Mayor
"Anyway, do your part. Stay cool, L. A."
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Thank you in advance for your patience."
Mr. Mayor
"The city's free cooling center will be open soon."
Mr. Mayor
"The website said 10:00 to 6:00."
Mr. Mayor
"What I'm hearing is the website works."
Mr. Mayor
"But we did have a little problem with our vendor."
Mr. Mayor
"The tent we ordered is currently being used"
Mr. Mayor
"at a For Your Consideration event"
Mr. Mayor
"for "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.""
Mr. Mayor
"I promise we will get it back"
Mr. Mayor
"as soon as Tony Shalhoub finishes the Q&A."
Mr. Mayor
"Mr. Tomás?"
Mr. Mayor
"Uh, we have lukewarm bags of water that were once ice."
Mr. Mayor
"Bad news--Shalhoub is taking questions about "Monk" now."
Mr. Mayor
"They did 125 episodes. That could take all day."
Mr. Mayor
"We got to get some kind of structure down here now."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, my guy's at the warehouse, and he found a tent."
Mr. Mayor
"It's from the last "Real Housewives" reunion"
Mr. Mayor
"so it had some hair and blood on it."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hose it down, make it work. - You got it."
Mr. Mayor
"All right, a solution is in the works."
Mr. Mayor
"Mikaela, you've been online dating for a very long time."
Mr. Mayor
"I got to the end of Hinge."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, I joined this dating app, but--"
Mr. Mayor
"You're getting mixed messages?"
Mr. Mayor
"Like, you think you swiped on a single guy, but it turns out"
Mr. Mayor
"it's a couple looking for a third,"
Mr. Mayor
"and at first, you're like, "No way," but then you're like,"
Mr. Mayor
""I don't know, at least everyone's being honest here.""
Mr. Mayor
"No, actually, it's been going great."
Mr. Mayor
"Awesome, me too."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, I've been matched with so many lovely ladies."
Mr. Mayor
"Cool, cool, being a man seems cool."
Mr. Mayor
"But flirting online is just so different."
Mr. Mayor
"All this texting instead of meeting in person."
Mr. Mayor
"Yep, I prefer to meet women the old-fashioned way."
Mr. Mayor
"Selling candy bars while they're eating outside"
Mr. Mayor
"at a restaurant and their boyfriend's in the bathroom."
Mr. Mayor
"See, I'm trying to find something real here,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I can't get out of the small-talk stage."
Mr. Mayor
"All these women keep asking me to tell them what street"
Mr. Mayor
"I grew up on and my mother's maiden name,"
Mr. Mayor
"which seems a little weird,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I just don't know what's normal anymore."
Mr. Mayor
"- Mm... - Yeah, please."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, honey."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, we're allowed to call him honey?"
Mr. Mayor
"No. Absolutely not."
Mr. Mayor
"Sorry, it's just-- it's a scam."
Mr. Mayor
"These are bots-- you're flirting with robots"
Mr. Mayor
"that are trying to steal your identity."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, there's nothing wrong with robots, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"I've had a thing for that Star Tours droid for years."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, no. I'd like to see a bot with a figure like this."
Mr. Mayor
"That's probably just a stolen image."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, that's the lady from the sexy senior asthma commercials."
Mr. Mayor
"[pleasant music]"
Mr. Mayor
"Now I have enough breath to blow a kiss."
Mr. Mayor
"[smooches]"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, Ventilify."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm on that, but it's to inhibit hair growth."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, this profile's using a pic of her, too."
Mr. Mayor
"No, no, I've messaged with this gal."
Mr. Mayor
"She's a flight attendant. - No, that's the same actress."
Mr. Mayor
"She also plays a flight attendant"
Mr. Mayor
"in the Delta Air Lines safety video."
Mr. Mayor
"So buckle up for fun"
Mr. Mayor
"because fun is as good as on time."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, I Googled her."
Mr. Mayor
"Her name is Angelica Masters, and she's"
Mr. Mayor
"on the Champagne Chestnut box of L'Oréal hair dye."
Mr. Mayor
"So many of these fake accounts use her pictures."
Mr. Mayor
"I guess the algorithm knows what it's doing."
Mr. Mayor
"She's basically a Chico's supermodel."
Mr. Mayor
"This is unacceptable."
Mr. Mayor
"They're toying with people's feelings."
Mr. Mayor
"I thought an actual woman wanted to know"
Mr. Mayor
"the name of my first pet!"
Mr. Mayor
"You know something?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm in a position to do something about this."
Mr. Mayor
"And someone has to let Angelica Masters know."
Mr. Mayor
"Are you sure, sir?"
Mr. Mayor
"We really should be dealing with these blackouts."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey, Kathy. - What?"
Mr. Mayor
"Get--get Angelica Masters!"
Mr. Mayor
"That was intense."
Mr. Mayor
"How'd you stay so calm back there?"
Mr. Mayor
"Experience. Faith in the process."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm gonna duck into this mini mart for a second."
Mr. Mayor
"You want anything?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'll go with you."
Mr. Mayor
"That's not what I asked. Do you want anything?"
Mr. Mayor
"I want to see the choices!"
Mr. Mayor
"Looks like they got some cool stuff in the back there."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm seeing corn nuts, washer fluid,"
Mr. Mayor
"fake Academy Awards for people with common Western names."
Mr. Mayor
"No, I just want a cold drink."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, Arpi."
Mr. Mayor
"Four Ladybug Luck scratchers coming up."
Mr. Mayor
"I think you're mistaking me for another tiny Arpi."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, you. I love that you take time to joke."
Mr. Mayor
"I think we'd be friends"
Mr. Mayor
"even if you didn't buy lottery tickets every day."
Mr. Mayor
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