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Clips from Weeds - Fran Tarkenton (S06E06)

"Yo, this one."
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"Skin tone's close enough. All right."
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"Poor guy. Fell off a roof trying to rob a liquor store."
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"So, this is what it all comes down to?"
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"Born into a bad situation, yearning, hopeful."
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"A life of struggle. The streets tempt, but for a while, life wills out."
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"Triumph for the spirit and then the bottle calls."
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"And you end up breaking your neck trying to get a little liquid comfort."
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"Let's pause a minute to pay respect to this anonymous..."
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"God!"
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"Enjoy that cock."
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"So, you talk to your mom?"
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"When you need her, you can't find her."
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"Yeah, she always was hard to pin down."
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"Except that one time."
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"Bad joke. Sorry."
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"Well, we're gonna be leaving the country soon."
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"Really? That sucks."
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"You okay?"
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"No."
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"In a lifetime of things fucking with me, this is really fucking with me."
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"My whole childhood is a lie."
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"Wrong dad?"
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"Look, if you're really leaving, we should hang out."
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"Get to know each other in case it's true."
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"Well, we'll know in a day or so."
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"Shane stole your brush and took it to the lab for a paternity test."
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"So tomorrow I'll be a father, or not."
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"Fuck it. Before we know,"
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"let's go do something fun."
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"One scratch and you're out of the will."
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"Great cake, Wilfred."
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"Thank you, Doug."
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"Wilfred's a fantastic cook."
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"Hobbies are very important for the retired."
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"Wilfred isn't retired. He's an architect."
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"He's designing the new symphony hall."
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"You're welcome to use the guest bed, Doug."
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"I imagine you must be tired after your flight."
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"No, thanks. Not the slightest bit tired."
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"Yeah, you know, life on the road, it's not for everybody, Wilfred."
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"But you know, a man's got to drop out every once in a while."
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"Commune with this great country. Tramp about."
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"Yeah. Doug used to carry a copy of On the Road in his pocket."
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"That book got me sex all the time."
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"Jack would have loved that."
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"Wilfred knew Jack Kerouac."
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"A bit. He used to come to this club where I play."
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"Yeah, Wilfred's also a jazz pianist."
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"I'll get you some water."
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"It must be hard, Doug,"
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"seeing Dana settled while you're still reestablishing yourself."
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"But everyone has their own life trajectory."
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"Not too many years ago, I was completely lost."
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"You were?"
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"Yes, adrift at sea, feeling like I was never gonna reach land."
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"That's exactly how I feel. I've been at sea a long time now."
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"No. I meant I was actually lost at sea. My friend Sidney and I... Sidney Poitier."
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"We'd taken his boat to Cuba for relief work, and we got caught in a late summer squall."
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"But we made it and so will you."
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"I think I will go lie down now."
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"- You don't know anything. - I know my instincts."
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"You ever heard of word clouds?"
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"I input transcriptions of my interviews"
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"to generate visual representations of words, subjects used."
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"Top five adjectives used to describe you, for example."
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"Manipulative, sexy, tough, reckless, bitch."
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"Bitch is a noun."
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"Top five adjectives used to describe Shane."
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"Creepy, weird, scary, gloomy, violent."
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"You're talking to me about word clouds!"
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"Yeah, he's gloomy. He's a teenager."
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"Silas is a teenager. You want to hear his word cloud?"
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"I want to get the fuck out of here."
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"I'm writing this article with or without you, Nancy,"
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"so fill in the blanks or I'm gonna do it myself."
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"Here's your story. "Things happened to her, she dealt with them.""
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"You keep speaking in the passive tense, but you know, we do things."
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"You walked down the tunnel. You, with your legs."
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"What else was I supposed to do, not walk down it?"
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"Well, yeah. Knowing whose it was, most people go back to"
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"folding sundresses and leave it all under the floor."
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"Look, either you're more forthcoming or I'm not giving you your money."
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"- Why'd you run? - It's complicated."
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"I can't..."
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"I can't write, "It's complicated.""
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"Sure you can. What'd you write on your divorce papers?"
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"What makes you think I'm divorced?"
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"There's a picture of a kid in your wallet, but no wife."
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"Divorced or she's really ugly."
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"We grew apart because I was always gone."
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"See, it's complicated."
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"We grew apart because she fell in love with a gastrointestinal robot surgeon"
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"while I was always gone."
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"She's sleeping with someone else. Not that complicated."
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"Why'd you run?"
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"There was this guy I used to know."
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"Guillermo."
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"- Garcia Gomez? - Yeah."
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"- He and I... - You slept with Guillermo."
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"That night, Pilar escorted me out of the party."
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"Guillermo was there and she..."
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"This is Mexicali."
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"Those are members of the Arellano-Felix family."
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"This is the night of the party."
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"Guillermo was in Mexico."
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"Stop it. Stop it! It's all backed-up offsite."
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"Deal's off."
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"Who does this?"
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"I'm glad I didn't go to high school with you. Spoiled cunt like you."
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"Wouldn't even get a cup of coffee with me?"
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"You know what, I don't have to deal with bitches like you anymore."
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"I'm an adult now."
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"I don't need you anymore. I'll write whatever I want. Leave."
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"No, no. The deal's back on. I need the money."
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"Deal's off. Go. Get out."
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"Fucking bitch. God!"
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"You got to take me with you. I got money."
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"We're getting money. Hooman here owes my mom."
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"Sorry, bro. I can't sell any Leg-Spreader while I'm hiding out here."
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