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Clips from Weeds - Fran Tarkenton (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"- Nancy. - Mr. Schiff."
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"The math teacher she boned in high school."
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"All right, killer. I hate to break the news to you, man, but I gotta take off."
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"I'm gonna grab my passport and be back hopefully by tomorrow."
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"Do not leave for Copenhagen without me."
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"So, do we have our passports?"
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"Listen to me. If you want your passports, you will kill that douchebag and fast."
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"Mr. Mahmud."
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"I sent you guys to him for passports."
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"Turns out he hates you,"
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"and would rather do anything than let you marry his daughter,"
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"which includes having you killed."
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"- What's this Lars guy look like? - He looked like you."
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"So there's a tiny resemblance. But he's not my dad."
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"- We'll let the lab decide. - Lab?"
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"DNA, my brother."
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"Who are you?"
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"Journalist. San Diego County Tribune."
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"I'm writing your story. I can help you."
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"Clark Kent to my rescue."
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"Are you telling me, after all's said and done,"
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"you don't want your story on the record?"
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"My name is Nancy Botwin."
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"Judah used to like to dress me up."
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"Loan me out."
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"We would lock eyes while I was being used by whoever."
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"His best friend, my son's third grade teacher,"
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"the manager at Panda Express."
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"I've never told anyone that we swung. Swang."
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"That we were swingers."
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"You know what, our safe word was Fran Tarkenton."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Let me know when you're done entertaining yourself"
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"so we can actually start the interview."
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"Well, we talked about having a threesome."
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"Maybe I should just make everything up."
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"Probably be as accurate as what you're giving me."
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"What is it you want to hear?"
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"So I can get paid and never see your face again."
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"Something significant."
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"Something I couldn't learn from my other interviews."
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"I burnt my house down."
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"In Agrestic? You set the wildfire?"
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"No. Just my house."
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"But why?"
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"To destroy the scene of the crime, I guess."
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"In all fairness, pre-fab piece of shit probably would've burned down anyway."
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"Well, that is significant but my story's not really about Agrestic."
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"Jesus. Then why ask me questions about it?"
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"I haven't asked my questions yet. You just started talking."
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"Fine. Then go. Ask me a question already."
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"Okay. Who killed Pilar Zuazo?"
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"Nothing's changed."
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"Get the fuck out of my house!"
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"You get the fuck out of my house!"
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"Doug?"
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"Dana."
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"Your tits get bigger?"
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"I'll go put on some coffee."
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"Your butler is an asshole."
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"- Where are the kids? - Jessie's here."
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"Julie and Jennifer are at sleep-away camp. Josh lives in Chicago now."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I've come to make amends."
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"I really fucked up, and I want to apologize,"
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"so we can both move on."
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"Is this for real?"
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"Yes, yes. I'm a changed man. God touched me."
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"Spiritually, not..."
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"Daddy!"
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"Baby."
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"Why is she calling the butler "daddy"?"
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"Doug, this is Wilfred, my husband."
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"Shit! You killed him."
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"That was the idea."
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"It's one thing to wish it, it's another to see it."
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"What did you do with the body? I don't want to know."
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"Yes, I do. No, I don't."
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"We buried him somewhere very safe."
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"That is good. Yes?"
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"- Yeah. - Buried."
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"Returned to the soil. To give life anew."
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"Or is cremation better?"
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"I don't know. I don't really think about death that much."
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"How can you not think about death? It is everything."
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"It is the ticking clock that drives man."
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"Death and sex."
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"That and the natural and righteous hatred for Shia scum."
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"So, I'll just take the passports."
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"No, my friend. This video is not enough."
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"I built my career on being thorough."
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"Bring me his dick. Then you get the passports."
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"We heard about your city contract for giving a loving send-off to unclaimed indigents."
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"What do you guys need? Kidney, lungs, heart?"
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"We need a dick."
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"John Does are the bottom row."
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"My FBI contact told me that a Mexican gangster recently turned up"
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"at a hospital in Washington State with an arrow wound."
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"Why are they after you?"
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"What is it?"
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"My son is not coming home tonight."
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"I think he found a girl. He always finds a girl."
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"Shane?"
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"Shut up. You don't get to say... Either of my kid's names."
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"Why'd you leave Esteban?"
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"He was gay."
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"Took a lover. Armando."
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"Why are you running? What do you know?"
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"What do you know? Why don't you just tell me everything you know."
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"Well, I know you've made some questionable decisions."
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"Like getting married to a player in the most powerful drug cartel in Mexico."
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"I know that his boss hated you,"
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"and I know on the night she died, you abruptly split town."
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"Is that all?"
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"Well, that and I have a pretty strong theory as to why you're running."
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"Can't wait to hear this. What's your big theory?"
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"That Shane killed Pilar Zuazo."
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"Nancy?"
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"Blink once if I'm right."
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