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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - What Does a Naked Lady Say to You? (S01E01)

"Up to you, Murray."
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"This would be a great hand if we were playing gin."
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"Be a great game if you played your hand."
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"A cop just can't get a break nowadays."
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"Cards, Vinnie."
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"Will you wait a second?"
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"I don't want to lose count."
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"It's a real joy to play with you, you know that?"
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"Like playing with an adding machine."
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"Will you say how many cards you want?"
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"All right, give me... give me two."
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"Two. Dealer takes one."
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"I'll bet $2."
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"You see me?"
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"I see you."
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"What do you got?"
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"Beat three sevens."
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"That's what I figured."
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"You know why?"
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"'Cause I've got a poker face."
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"You don't have a poker face."
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"Oh, go write a book."
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"You know what I hate worse than a poor loser?"
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"An obnoxious winner. Take your money."
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"Cash me in, fellas."
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"Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean?"
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"It's still early."
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"I've got a date."
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"She won't mind if you pick her up a few hours late."
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"She's picking me up."
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"Good, we'll deal her in."
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"Oscar, appeal to him, will ya?"
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"He's your friend!"
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"I can't say anything to him, he really digs this girl."
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"In fact, he hasn't moaned about his ex-wife for weeks now."
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"There she is."
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"Now, fellas, when she comes in, put on your coats."
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"What do you mean put on your coats?"
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"We're playing poker."
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"All right, but please watch your language"
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"and stand up like nice gentlemen."
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"Who is she, anyway, Princess Grace?"
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"Hello, darling."
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"Right on time."
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"I want you to meet my friends."
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"Fellas, this is Madelyn."
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"I think you know Oscar."
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"Speed, Vinnie and Murray."
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"Hello."
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"Nice to see you again, Madelyn, I'd keep standing,"
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"but it's my deal."
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"Oh, no, that's all right."
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"I just hope I'm not interrupting your game."
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"What's there to interrupt?"
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"No one's got any money."
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"Nobody but Felix."
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"Why don't you help yourself to some sandwiches."
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"No. That's poker food."
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"I'm going to take you to a nice restaurant."
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"Come into the kitchen, I have a surprise for you."
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"How do you like that?"
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"Poker food's good enough for us."
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"Gee, that Felix is doing all right."
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"Well, I'm not."
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"Come on, let's play cards."
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"I've seen that girl somewhere."
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"She works at the library."
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"How would you ever see her?"
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"No, no, that's not it."
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"But I'm sure I've seen her."
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"Will you ante, please?"
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"Felix, you're always luring me into the kitchen."
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"Kitchen is the most romantic room in the house."
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"Food is sensual."
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"Well, where's my surprise?"
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"Ah."
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"Felix Unger's special homemade oatmeal cookies"
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"for you to take home."
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"Oh, Felix, that's so sweet."
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"Well, you don't always get enough time to eat, I think."
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"You're too thin."
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"Don't have one now. It'll spoil your appetite."
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"Just a bite."
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"Mmm. Delicious."
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"You're right."
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"Murray,"
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"I got four beautiful cards, but I need one more."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Where was it? Where was it?"
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"Buy me."
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"I got it!"
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"It's not your turn."
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"No. I mean, I remembered where I saw that girl."
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"It was only last week."
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"I arrested her for indecent exposure."
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"On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself"
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"from his place of residence."
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"That request came from his wife."
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"Deep down, he knew she was right,"
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"but he also knew that someday he would return to her."
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"With nowhere else to go,"
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"he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison."
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"Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out"
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"requesting that he never return."
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"Can two divorced men share an apartment"
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"without driving each other crazy?"
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"You arrested her for what?"
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"On a morals charge... Indecent exposure."
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"Boy, what a relief."
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"A relief?"
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"Yeah. If I hadn't remembered, I'd be up all night."
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"Hey, I wonder if Felix knows."
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"There's nothing to know. She's a librarian."
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"Let's play cards."
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"Hey... maybe she's a topless librarian."
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"You're crazy. Madelyn's a sweet lovely girl."
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"Come on, will ya?"
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"Oscar's right."
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"A nice girl like that wouldn't get indecently exposed"
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"unless it was for a very good reason."
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