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"- Everybody forgets stuff. - Yeah, but shouldn't I know"
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"the name of the project I was working on last week?"
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"Wait, you don't?"
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"No. I mean, maybe there wasn't enough storage space,"
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"or I don't want to sound paranoid,"
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"but what if something was edited?"
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"I mean, I can remember my high school prom,"
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"but I used to know every word to the big song"
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"we danced to, and now nothing."
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"Okay? It's just blank."
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"That must be scary."
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"Fuck yeah. It is. It's like..."
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"you know, am I still me if something's missing?"
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"And-and is it just random what I'm forgetting? I..."
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"I have this awful feeling, like I left the gas on."
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"You know, like whatever I'm forgetting could just..."
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"blow up my family."
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"Yikes."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Hey, what song? - What?"
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"What was your big prom song?"
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""Uptown Funk.""
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"Me, too. Um..."
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"Okay. Um..."
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"♪ This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer ♪"
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"♪ That white gold... ♪ Anything?"
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"- Go on. - ♪ This one for them ♪"
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"♪ Good girls, them hood girls ♪"
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"♪ Straight masterpieces ♪"
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"♪ Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city ♪"
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"♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent ♪"
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"♪ Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪"
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"- ♪ Too hot ♪ - ♪ Hot damn ♪"
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"♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪"
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"♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪"
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"♪ Say my name, you know who I am ♪"
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"♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪"
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"♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪"
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"♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya ♪"
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"♪ Saturday night and we in the spot ♪"
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"♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪"
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"♪ Hey, dun-na-nah... ♪ Ooh, shit."
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"Got to go."
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"♪ Uptown funk... ♪"
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"Hey. I'm Nathan. I'm new here."
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"Well, I see you've really made yourself at home."
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"Okay."
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"Don't like him, either."
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"Hey, remember that hot douchebag?"
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"The one that almost jumped yesterday?"
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"Uh..."
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"He might actually be a good guy."
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"You assembled every one of his memories."
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"Wouldn't you know if he was for real?"
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"Yeah, but weirdly, some of his dot-mem files are damaged."
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"Yeah."
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"Ah... well, I feel you."
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"I wasn't paying attention yesterday,"
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"and I put this hipster woman's experience"
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"of natural childbirth into an old male judge."
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"Freaked him the fuck out."
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"Jesus, Leesha."
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"Whatever you do,"
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"do not tell the dude it was a fuckup."
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"He'll give you zero stars,"
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"and you can't afford to lose this job."
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"Well, neither can you."
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"Uh, I have my dog-walking gig,"
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"I do hair, and I'm the night manager at Falafel Halal."
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"I'll survive."
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"Angel!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hey, Dylan."
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"Finally, Angel."
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"None of these computers work."
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"I can't get through to my best friend, Breck."
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"I've tried voice, text, video."
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"- Nothing works. - Okay."
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"I'll call him IRL and figure out how to get you connected."
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"Get ready to give me five stars."
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"We'll see."
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"No, Dylan was my best friend,"
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"in seventh grade, and I'm sorry he died,"
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"but he's still 11, and I'm 18 now."
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"I don't want Pokémon anymore."
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"- Look, I understand. - I want pussy."
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"Dude. Really?"
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"You know, friends do drift apart."
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"No. Not my best friend."
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"Not Breck."
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"You're messing up somehow."
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"Yeah."
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"Probably."
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"You tried your best."
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"It just wasn't good enough."
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"- Wait, let me... - Sorry."
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"Yeah, I'm, uh, disappointed, too."
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"Aah!"
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"Ah, it's too easy."
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"Dart around more!"
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"And make duck sounds!"
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"Quack! Quack!"
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"Quack."
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"Quack."
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"You're doing good!"
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"Three stars?"
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"Come on, man."
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"- Angel. - What?"
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"What do you want?"
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"Thank you. What do you need?"
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"Thanks. That's nice."
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"Okay, I'm not sure what I did to deserve that,"
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"but it's nice to get."
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"Okay, you got to be breaking the rules or something,"
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"'cause I'm sure you're not supposed to keep"
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"giving me five stars for nothing."
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"All right."
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"I-I should do something to earn these."
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