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Clips from Upload - Five Stars (S01E01)
"Ta-da."
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"Okay, seriously, what can I do for you?"
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"Just ask me anything."
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"You know what you can do for me? You can tell me what's wrong."
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"'Cause you've been all like..."
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"all day."
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"You got an hour?"
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"I have infinity."
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"Well, you know what? In one sense,"
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"it's just as bad as Nitely."
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"You know, you have to keep pleasing people,"
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"and you can't let your numbers down."
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"- Emotional work is real work. - Yeah. Exactly."
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"And I can't walk away from the job."
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"- Why not? - My dad. My-my dad's dying."
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"- Oh, God. I'm sorry. - Yeah, it sucks."
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"And-and my mom died unexpectedly a few years ago."
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"- Exactly! And-and Dad doesn't think heaven could be heaven"
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"without Mom in it, which means he's... he's basically okay"
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"with not being with me,"
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"which I might find romantic if it wasn't so insulting."
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"But really, I just feel like he's clinically depressed"
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"and not thinking straight."
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"I mean, so he isn't saving anything for upload."
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"That's just all on me."
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"I mean, he might not even use it if I pay for it."
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"I guess my biggest fear is he'll die, too,"
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"and my last connection to childhood"
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"is just gone."
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"And I won't ever find anyone who..."
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"understands me like that or..."
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"loves me unconditionally."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, thanks."
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"I feel a lot better."
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"I didn't do anything but listen."
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"Pretend I'm giving you five stars."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I met five new uploads today,"
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"and I didn't like any of them."
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"You do seem less stressed, though."
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"Well, the staff is nice."
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"So, no more killing yourself?"
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"Not today, and, uh, I can't tonight."
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"I have my funeral. So, see you."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Ugh! That sucked. - I don't know."
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"I think it went okay."
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"I fucking froze."
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"You were good. I'll admit."
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""We at Beyond believe your income"
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"shouldn't determine your digital afterlife"?"
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"Where'd you get that economic inequality rap?"
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"It's just the truth, man. - Great stuff."
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"Inspired tap dancing, brother."
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"You think Cavern Investments will bite?"
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"Christ! Our next pitch isn't for three weeks."
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"- Do we even have enough cash...? - Gentlemen!"
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"Has anyone heard your idea?"
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"Anyone from the big companies?"
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"Uh, just our families and my girlfriend."
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"Good. Don't tell anyone else."
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"We're ready to take this full round ourselves."
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"♪ ♪"
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