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Clips from Upload - Five Stars (S01E01)

"Did you bring protection?"
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"I consent to this."
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"I consent to this."
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"That was surprisingly nice."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Five stars, huh?"
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"Wait, you're leaving?"
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"I thought you said we would talk after."
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"Oh. We're talking."
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"We're agreeing to give each other five stars."
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"That's talking, right?"
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"Wow, uh..."
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"Okay."
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"So...?"
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"You would've given me six stars if you could've, huh?"
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""Byron said:"
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""Hair shorter than pics, clingy vibe."
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"Four stars"?"
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"Entitled motherfucker."
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"Hey!"
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"Asshole!"
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"Delete Nitely app."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Mr. Brown."
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"Mr. Brown!"
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"Ugh, hey, uh, I have mandatory pet therapy..."
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"'cause I tried to kill myself yesterday."
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"Oh, Mr. Brown."
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"Well, one of our floofers or puppers will cheer you up."
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"Take your pick."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, man."
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"Oh, hey."
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"You want Ernie? He's awesome, and I'm done."
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"- No, I was gonna... Oh, okay, yep."
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"Okay."
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"Thank you."
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"Why do they program him to shed?"
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"Hey, Ernie, you're a little cutie."
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"- Yeah. - So I understand"
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"you were in a bad place yesterday."
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"You want to talk about it?"
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"Uh..."
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"Okay."
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"Do I keep petting you, or...?"
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"It's only weird if you make it weird."
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"Okay."
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"I've never done therapy."
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"Although, my girlfriend started last year."
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"Interesting."
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"So I'm supposed to do what exactly?"
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"Let's start with why you were"
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"going to throw yourself in the torrent."
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"Right, the torrent."
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"I guess I..."
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"Also, this session's being recorded"
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"for quality purposes. Go on."
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"I had a great life."
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"I was young, healthy, great body,"
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"great face,"
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"great hair, great skin,"
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"great teeth,"
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"great eyes, great abs, great..."
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"Sounds like you had every kind of privilege"
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"and you never questioned it."
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"Then, bam, self-driving car crash?"
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"That's not fair."
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"Now I live in this weird fantasy world"
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"with my girlfriend's grandma."
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"Life's not fair."
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"Neither is digital life extension."
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"What's fair and what should happen,"
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"that's just in your head."
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"- Super. - You have to make your own meaning."
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"What makes life worth living for you? Uh, uh..."
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"Y-You're petting me extremely hard right now."
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"Sorry, you're stressing me out."
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"What's the meaning of life in ten seconds? Come on."
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"Think of it as your bare minimum."
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"What do you need so you won't dive into that thing?"
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"I guess I just still want to be a man."
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"Well, what does that mean?"
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"Good question."
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"I want to be independent"
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"and capable."
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"When you're young, people have to do everything for you,"
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"and then you grow up and you become a man"
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"and-and people rely on you."
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"Kids look up to you. Women want to be with you."
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"You know?"
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"I had that, or..."
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"I was on my way to that."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I'm going to give you an assignment."
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"Talk to at least five of your fellow uploads,"
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"take notes, then find me,"
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"and maybe you made a friend who makes it all feel worth it."
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"Well, I'll just wipe this off first."
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"Myra,"
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"I have a drone follow you everywhere,"
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"and every single day, you give her sweets in the park."
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"Now, today, get her to eat the Rachel Ray Junior"
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"steamed squash I printed this morning and nothing else,"
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"or I will fire you."
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"Should I come back later?"
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"No, it's fine. Come in."
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"I met with my bank,"
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"and they approved the loan for my dad's upload. Yay!"
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"Uh, as long as my employer... That-that's you..."
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"Um, confirms in writing that I qualify"
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"for the employee discount."
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"What was wrong with him again?"
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"Dad has vape lung."
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"He thought it was safer than smoking,"
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"then all the studies came out."
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"I thought he didn't believe in upload."
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"Well, he's still being a bit of a Ludd about it,"
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"but, um, you know, when he sees I've spent the money, I..."
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"You know, I don't feel comfortable signing this."
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