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Clips from Upload - Five Stars (S01E01)

"I mean... I'm required to ask."
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"You can still, uh..."
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"Look up your own damn porn!"
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"Oh, please. Yeah, right."
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"Is there anything left to talk about?"
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"Because I have 47 other clients."
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"So what? Let 'em wait."
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"We're all dead here anyway."
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"Angel."
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"Angel, I'm stuck in my closet."
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"Fixing that. Yes, ma'am."
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"Happy to provide five-star service."
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"Are you sure you're okay?"
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"I'll be fine."
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"So, what big plans today?"
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"Water aerobics? Golf?"
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"Oh, me? Uh, I have homework from a dog,"
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"and, uh, tonight, my own funeral,"
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"simulcast in Lakeview, New York and L.A., so..."
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"yeah, same old, same old."
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"Well, if you need me"
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"for personal shopping, technical service"
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"or wrapping up of unfinished business,"
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"whatever..."
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"I'm a resource. Use me."
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"Right. So..."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey, cool boots."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm Nathan. I live across the hall."
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"Hey, you look familiar."
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"Did you play the mayor in Robocop?"
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"No."
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"I'm David Choak."
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"Of, like, the Choak brothers?"
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"Yeah."
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"We live on the same floor?"
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"That's weird."
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"Well, I've got 25,000 square feet"
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"and a 12-acre backyard once you go through that door,"
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"so I suppose it is a little weird."
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"What did you do?"
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"Uh, game designer. Yeah, freeware."
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"And a little modeling in college."
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"I mean, it's no big deal. Mostly catalog work."
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"A couple commercials."
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"Not much money in freeware."
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"No."
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"And what did you do?"
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"Oh, not much."
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"Just co-ran the second-largest"
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"privately owned company in the world"
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"and influenced American politics for a generation."
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"Yeah, no, I-I know."
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"So, these free games... Uh, anything with duck hunting?"
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"No. Uh, my friend and I are making an app."
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"It's called..."
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"Um, it..."
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"Sorry."
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"I'm blanking on the name."
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"You're blanking on the name of your own app?"
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"Yeah, I-I've been having some memory gaps."
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"I guess I'm just a little death-lagged."
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"Um, we wrote a program that allows anyone"
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"to save their own uploads."
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"So you can create your own digital afterlife"
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"and pass it down to friends or family for free."
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"So you got murdered."
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"No. I-I was in a car accident."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Yeah, you just, uh, threatened"
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"a 600-billion-dollar-a-year industry,"
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"and no one murdered you."
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"Nobody murders anybody."
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"Okay. Well, he sucks."
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"This dog better know what it's doing."
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"- Good morning, Mr. Brown. - Where to?"
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"Uh, actually, car, this is Fran Booth."
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"I've been asked by the Brown family"
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"to investigate the November 24 crash."
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"Do you know where you are?"
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"4499 Spaulding."
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"Correct."
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"Damage scan, please?"
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"No damage to report."
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"- You are clearly very damaged. - No."
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"Okay, car."
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"on the night of the crash."
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"Can't find anything."
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"But you were in motion, so your cameras were activated."
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"Who are you again?"
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"Where are the recordings?"
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"Interesting."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hi. You look a little lost."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Hi. Yes. Um, I'm looking to rent a sex suit."
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"It's my boyfriend's funeral tonight,"
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"and I want it to be special for him."
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"Well, you know how they work, right?"
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"The fingers on the inside inflate,"
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"and since everything's better wet, just use it in the tub."
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"Did you say fingers?"
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"Setup can be fun because everything's adjustable."
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"You can make him hung like a horse, add chest hair, whatever."
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"He can even give you bigger boobs, extra boobs."
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"Whatever you want."
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"They really clean them well."
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"Oh, God, yeah. We have to."
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"You wouldn't believe what we pull out of them sometimes."
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"It's not just a sex suit."
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"Old people want to hug their grandkids,"
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"and the kids throw up in there."
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"Ugh, people think they can do anything in a rental."
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"Hey, where are you going?"
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"Nora?"
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"I mean, Angel."
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"Seriously? I do have other clients."
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"Hey, um, I thought of something maybe you can help me with."
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"I can't remember everything."
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