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Clips from Upload - Five Stars (S01E01)

"You need a 4.6 employee rating to qualify for that discount."
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"Right now, you're at 4.598, so..."
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"Come on, I'm-I'm-I'm so close."
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"Here's what I'll do."
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"You could hit a 4.6 today,"
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"but then you could slip under tomorrow."
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"You hit a 4.8,"
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"and I'll sign this letter as written, no prob."
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"But I-I just need you to sign it right..."
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"Those are my rules."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Hey, bud. - Shh!"
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"I'm Nathan. I'm new."
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"Seriously, shut up."
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"Is anyone looking for me?"
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"No. Coast is clear."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"What?"
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"What the hell?"
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"Come here, you little..."
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"Oh, fuck. Uh, Angel?"
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"Hey."
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"What the hell is going on here? Did I do this?"
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"No."
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"Dylan's been here for years."
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"He fell off a cliff on a school trip."
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"He gets bored,"
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"so he has all the AI guys"
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"set to Street Fighter in game mode."
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"Game mode. Cool."
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"How are you?"
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"- Feeling better today? - Yeah, yeah, a little."
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"Uh, I have a special assignment from my therapist."
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"- It's called The Five People You Meet in Upload. - Those are mine."
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"Mine, mine, mine."
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"I need to go around and introduce myself to five"
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"-of the other uploads. -Those are mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine."
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"I guess he thinks communication"
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"- is really important. - Will you please back off?"
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"Hello?"
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"Nora, did I lose you?"
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"You know, just don't have any expectations,"
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"then you won't get disappointed."
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"Nah, not me. You get what you expect in life,"
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"so I expect the best."
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"Well, I'm sure you'll get the best"
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"here at Horizen Lakeview."
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"Is there anything else?"
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"Did I say something wrong?"
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"As your customer service representative,"
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"it is my job to be of service with any issues."
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"Are there any specific issues?"
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"No."
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"Thank you for using Horizen."
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"God, you are a sight for sore eyes."
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"I'm so sorry I didn't call you back today, babe."
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"Nonstop funeral planning."
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"There's so much to do before tonight."
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"Flowers, gift bags."
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"Well, maybe I can help from here."
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"I'm sure there's a ton of meaningful stuff you could do,"
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"but don't get mad at me... I did it all already."
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"Hold still."
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"Ow! Ooh."
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"- What was that? - It's just stem cells."
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"I can't wait to upload so I don't have to work this hard."
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"You're so lucky."
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"I'm sorry, I-I don't mean that"
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"the way that it... sounded."
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"No, you're right, it, uh... it is nice here."
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"- Vaginaplasty, miss? - Come again?"
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"Um, I'm getting ready for my boyfriend's funeral."
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"So, no?"
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"Yeah. No."
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"Wow."
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"After the funeral tonight, you want to rent a VR sex suit,"
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"sleep over?"
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"Duh! Yes."
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"There's a shop on Melrose with amazing Yelp reviews."
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"I need you to close your eyes and mouth."
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"Oh, babe, she's putting bees on my face."
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"Gotta go. Love you."
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"Love you, too. Bye."
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"They're really mad today."
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"♪ Now everybody ♪"
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"♪ Have you heard ♪"
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"♪ If you're in the game ♪"
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"♪ Then the stroke's the word ♪"
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"♪ Ba da wa da wa ♪"
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"♪ Grab your vial ♪"
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"♪ Bwee ba do, bwee ba do ♪"
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"♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪"
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"♪ Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well ♪"
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"♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪"
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"♪ Da da da da da da da da da da. ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey. Yeah, what the hell?"
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"I thought we said 10:30."
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"You told me to meet you at the courts, man."
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"Well, I'm here, and I don't see you anywhere."
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"So, what's in the news?"
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"Um, I'm not Siri, so look up your own news."
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"Yeah, yeah, you're not Siri."
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"'Cause who'd program Siri to be so grumpy?"
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"I don't have to smile for you."
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"I'm on break."
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"I just have stuff on my mind."
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"Shitty Nitely last night?"
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"Insulting. Uh..."
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"I'm not discussing my Nitely hookups with you."
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"Look up your own damn porn."
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"Hey, I have no earthly needs anymore."
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"I was asking out of a purely spiritual desire to help."
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"Wait, you're joking, right?"
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"Because you're supposed to continue to have earthly needs."
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"Lack of sexual interest is a sign of depression."
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"Yes, I was joking."
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"And everything works okay?"
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