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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Alice Quits (S03E03)

"- Oh. - Whoa."
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"That was incredible. You're my hero, that was..."
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"what the hell was that crash?"
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"Oh, my... you guys, I gave you the day off."
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"Travis."
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"I was just coming by to..."
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"Scoop the evaluations"
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"and get a look-see at how you do things around here."
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"Now I know."
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"Travis, it was just... it was a special occasion."
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"Uh, a deal I made to boost office morale."
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"Oh? And what was the deal?"
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"We just had to give her fives."
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"High... fives."
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"High fives, Travis,"
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"because there is nothing that boosts my morale"
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"more than getting some skin."
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"Up high!"
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"You're not getting that raise."
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"No, Travis, I already booked my package"
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"to Playa Del Carmen."
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"Travis, I earned this raise and I deserve this vacation."
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"Then why don't you take the rest of the week off?"
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"Think things over."
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"And hopefully you'll come back"
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"sharing my perspective on the situation."
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"And why don't you take the rest of your life"
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"to figure out what an asshole you are?"
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"Good luck, everyone."
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"Have fun wasting your lives here."
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"- Don't cause a scene, Alice. - Oh, fuck off, Travis!"
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"And eat a dick. I quit!"
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"Jillian, I want you to pack all my things"
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"and bring it to my car."
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"Oh, would you like me to do that?"
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"Would you like that?"
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"Well, guess what, baby. You're outta here!"
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"I think you can handle it..."
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"And I want receipts."
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"Jillian, please, just help her."
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"You got it, Travis."
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"Dang, Alice went out like a "g.""
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"End of an era."
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"Hate to see her go, but..."
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"I love to stare at her butt as she goes leaving."
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"Way too skinny for me."
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"- You think? - Mm, truly."
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"{pub}- Oh, tits quota, right. - It's a tits quota."
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"That's right. That's good."
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"What's going on here?"
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"I thought I'd open things up around here."
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"By the way, you are 32 minutes late,"
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"which means you will start getting paid"
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"- at the top of the next hour. - Are we?"
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"- Yes. - Wait, what?"
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"You're not the boss of us."
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"Oh, I am..."
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"Till I find Alice's replacement."
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"In the meantime, I'll be making some changes around here."
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"And I'm not just talking about the lush greenery."
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"Some efficiency adjustments."
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"Some new rules, new seats."
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"You boys are no longer cube mates."
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"Jillian!"
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"Pardonne-moi."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- Oh, my gosh, no. - I told you to move the wall."
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"- Move the wall! - Not... not him."
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"Oh, Jet Set."
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"All right, Jesse!"
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"Appreciate you rinsing your hair out."
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"It was just a sanitary matter."
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"It was a silly hairdo anyway."
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"Now you won't be ruining those headsets with your hair jelly."
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"Jillian..."
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"Tell the fellas where they'll be working."
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"Follow me."
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"Adam, park it."
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"Blake... Over there."
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"Anders, follow the leader."
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"Yellow?"
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"Yo, bro."
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"You can't see me, but I'm flicking Montez off right now."
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"- No, I can see him. - Oh, you can see me."
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"I'm, like, just literally ten feet away."
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"Eww! Your hands are so hairy, bro."
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"You're disgusting, you're a disgusting human."
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"I hate you."
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"Anyway, what's going on with you, Ders?"
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"Mm, not much, man. I'm just living my sucky life."
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"- Just hating it. - Yeah, I get that."
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"My sales are up though. Record high today for sales."
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"Me too! That's bizarre!"
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"- We're like the same person. - Yeah."
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"I have... I have pissed in,"
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"like, this dude's plants, like, three times though."
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"Oh, man, I miss you."
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"Hey, hang on."
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"Blazarium."
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"Hey. It's Blake from the, uh, old cubicle."
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"Um, I just made a sale."
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"And if I don't smoke something soon,"
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"I'm gonna put my face in the paper shredder."
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"So please can we meet up in the hotel lobby?"
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"That's what we're calling the storage closet, right?"
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"- Yes. - Okay."
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"- You's about to get zippo'd! - Oh, man!"
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"- Look what I brought. - I missed you!"
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"I know, I've honestly missed you a lot too."
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"Is it... it's been too long, dude."
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"- It has. - Hey, guys, sorry I'm late."
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"I took a pee in one of those bushes"
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"- just like you did. - Nice! Get in here!"
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"I missed you too. Honestly I have."
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"- I'm trying to be you. - I didn't think I would."
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"- But I did. - Let's smoke about it."
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"Yeah, we're gonna smoke about it."
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"I don't know what you were planning on doing in here,"
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"but I'm betting it didn't involve making sales calls."
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"Uh..."
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