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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Alice Quits (S03E03)

"♪ Show me yours ♪"
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"♪ That's right, the time has come ♪"
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"♪ To hunt the red and blue dragons ♪"
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"♪ And they on the run ♪"
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"♪ This ain't a game, dragon ♪"
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"♪ Please don't take the chance ♪"
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"♪ I got a lance in my pants ♪"
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"♪ I'm a legend like Bagger Vance ♪"
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"♪ Please believe the folklore ♪"
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"♪ I'ma choke your neck ♪"
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"♪ I slay dragons for riches ♪"
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"- Oh! - Jeez."
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"- Oh, my bad, dude. - Sorry, Tez."
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"That was a direct hit. That's my fault."
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"I figured your big-ass nose would've deflected it."
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"You would think, but you hit me in the eye, bitch!"
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"Oh, we were just trying to roll up on Waymond, really."
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"Dammit, Waymond!"
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"Now you must pay."
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"Man, something's jammed in this."
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"- Wait, no, no! - D'oh!"
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"- Whoa. - God, you're a stupid mother..."
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"Yo! That's point blank, man."
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"Are you guys crazy?"
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"- Kneecaps only. - No, no! Ow!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, that broke skin."
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"Oh, don't slip on this sale, because it is really a heater."
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"- Uh, how are ya? - Give me the guns."
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"Sold."
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"Now!"
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"All right, but they're for protection."
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"You know, it's getting dark out there."
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"- I don't care, okay? - I'm gonna take the clip."
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"You are at work in an office."
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"- Act like it. - This is bullcrap."
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"We brought those guns to work fair and square."
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"You're, like, the meanest, most uncaring boss ever."
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"Oh, Blake, I'm so sorry I disappointed you."
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"Get back to work."
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"Jillian, come on. Let's do this video chat."
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"Well, 2012 was great for us."
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"So I know working with Telamericorp again in 2013"
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"is the right move."
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"Well, that is wonderful."
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"That's exactly what we wanted to hear, Bridget."
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"And I gotta say, it is so wonderful working with a fellow animal lover."
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"Right back at ya, Alice."
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"I'll have this contract emailed to you this week."
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"That's great."
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"Beautiful birds by the way."
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"Oh, well, thank you."
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"Yeah, this one right here, African Grey."
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"Wonder of the sky, I always say."
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"I do too!"
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"All right, you take care, Bridget."
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"Bye."
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"Ugh, get these goddamn things off of me!"
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"All right, okay."
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"Okay."
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"- Jillian! - All right, I know."
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"- Jillian! - I know."
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"- Get it... - Got him."
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"Ugh!"
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"Earth Pets of West Covina, such a respectable company."
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"Shut up and gimme some skin."
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"- Ow. - Ooh!"
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"Ah, I am so good. And you know what?"
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"I am so getting that raise and bonus vacay days, girl."
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"Now why don't you take these little shit makers"
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"back to the store, okay?"
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"What... Alice, I hand-picked them."
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"I've told them my secrets. They're my best friends."
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"I think you can handle it. And I want receipts."
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"Hello, nerds. I need you to fill these out."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Now we have to fill stuff out?"
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"You are the meanest person ever."
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"It'll take ten seconds."
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"Just circle all fives and don't leave any comments."
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"Hang on."
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"This is an evaluation of you?"
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""Very good" is a five, "very bad" is a one."
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"Interesting."
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"And a boss who takes away my work guns is very bad,"
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"like a man who touches kids near their buttholes."
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"That's bad."
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"Oh, that smells exactly like one, doesn't it?"
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"- What? - Does mine smell like a one?"
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"- Oh, yeah, they're all ones. - Does yours smell like a one?"
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"How about, if you give me all fives,"
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"I'll give you your guns back?"
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"- Yes! - Oh, okay."
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"Nice!"
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"And a free day to do whatever we want."
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"All fives."
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"- Yes! - Yeah, baby!"
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"Guys, guys, guys. And..."
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"- On top of that... - Oh, what's that?"
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"Hot bread."
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"No to what he said, but yes to what I said"
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"about the work guns and the free day."
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"- I ain't got time to bleed. - Are you bleeding?"
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"No, because..."
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"I ain't got time to bleed."
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"Oh, right."
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"- Thanks, dude! - Nice!"
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"Okay, these guys are trapped."
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"- Let's eviscerate these fools. - Yeah, baby."
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"Oh, don't you... do not shoot me!"
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"Okay, I've got live... Office supplies."
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"Live... okay."
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"Back off, bitches!"
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"End of the line, Tez."
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"Drop it or we drop you."
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"Ha ha! Ah!"
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"Nobody move or this boy gets pumped full of plastic."
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"I don't..."
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"- Gee... - Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh-ho-ho-ho!"
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