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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Alice Quits (S03E03)

"it depends on what you mean by "sales calls.""
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"- We could try. - Let's hit the phones!"
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"Hmm?"
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"And stop flipping me off."
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"How does he see that? That was incredible."
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"- Gosh. - That's an amazing skill set."
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"I hate this dude, man."
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"I guess I'll just see you guys in there, all right?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Okay? We're the bash bros!"
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"Let's bash this fool, catch him slipping."
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"We do need to catch him slipping, but he doesn't slip."
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"It's like he's wearing shoes for crews, man."
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"Guys, I got an idea."
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"Look, I got this app on my phone where you can record people's voices"
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"and then edit it around"
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"so they say things that they didn't even say."
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"- Can that work? - Whoa."
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"- You tell me. - Welcome to the future."
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"My favorite meal"
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"is butt salad with extra butt."
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"- Eww! - What?"
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"Whoa, extra butt."
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"- No, I don't like butt salad. - Ew, you nasty, boy."
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"Apparently you do."
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"My favorite salad is Asian salad."
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"- Asian salad is good. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Butt-dorf. - Butt salad?"
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"You don't know what it tastes like."
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"- Could be delicious. - It's right there."
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"- Yeah. - Which is crazy."
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"That is crazy, how close it is."
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"Butt salad and Asian salad?"
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"No, butt salad and vagina salad."
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"Oh, I'll mess with that."
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"Yeah, I'll mess with some of that salad."
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"Cool?"
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"Wait, why do you have that?"
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"Well, it's for, like, a future situation"
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"in case I need to blackmail you guys."
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"I love future situations."
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"Those are, like, my favorite."
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"Out of all sitches, those are my favorite."
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"- Play mine. - Sure."
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"In middle school,"
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"I tricked this homeless dude I bought weed from"
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"into walking into traffic,"
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"and when he got hit by a cement truck"
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"I just took off on my bike."
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"- Oh, my God! - That sounded real."
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"Oh, my God. How did you make me say that?"
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"Oh, no, that one was just a drunk voicemail"
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"that you left me a while back, yeah."
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"- Very impressive. - Thank you."
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"- Very cool, very cool. - Thank you, thank you."
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"Also could we delete that?"
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"'Cause I could go to prison for something like that."
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"All right. You got this, Ders."
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"- Okay, once again... - Stop."
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"The sentence we agreed on"
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"was "I will force her to the ground"
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"- and bury my dick in her." - Got it."
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"Say all that and we'll have his balls..."
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"By the balls, I guess."
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"We'll have his balls by the balls."
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"That's the best way, all wrapped up."
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"Come on in!"
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"Travis."
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"Man, how are you?"
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"Um, look, I was just in here"
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"to ask you about some sales techniques,"
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"because, you know, real recognize real."
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"So I'm gonna ask you how you prefer to call."
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"'Cause I'm more of a smooth operator."
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"Um, but I was wondering if you believed in"
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"using brute, um,"
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"- uh, like brute... - Force?"
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"Force! Yes! Perfect."
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"And, uh, also there was a name"
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"that I was seeing on the list."
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"And I couldn't figure out how to pronounce it."
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"So I'll just write it here. You know."
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"Barry McCockiner."
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"Yes! That's..."
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"Gotta be how you pronounce it, thank you."
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"I can't believe we went with that cliche."
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"Barry McCockiner?"
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"That's weak, dude."
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"I know, I know."
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"And I just thought of a good one."
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"Like, just now."
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"I've been thinking of great ones ever since he went in there."
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"Yeah, but it's too late now, right?"
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"I did that earlier."
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"It's something-town Julie Brown."
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"And I know it's not uptown, 'cause I would remember that."
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"It's like..."
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"Uh..."
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"Down. Thanks for the help."
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"Okay, psst. Ders."
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"- Ders, if you can hear me... - Appreciate it."
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"- Forget Barry McCockiner, Ders. - I'm gonna go."
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"- Wait. - We're going with Yerpa."
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"- First name Yerpa. - Shh!"
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"C. Stinks. Yerpa C. Stinks."
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"- You get it? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Or try Ivana Jizinu."
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"Uh, it's a Russian-Japanese girl, if he asks."
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"- Ivana Jizinu. - Ivana."
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"Hit him with the Ivana first."
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"Yeah, we just felt like Barry McCockiner"
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"has been, like, played out a little bit."
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"Like, I felt like I've seen it places."
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"- Ders? - Gentlemen!"
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"Please join us in my office."
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"Sorry."
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"Yes."
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"{pub}I am gonna take my boss hat off for a second,"
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"because at the end of the day..."
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"We're all just men, right?"
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