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Clips from The Distinguished Gentleman

"We're not gonna show you Jeff Johnson doing anything because you already know..."
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"what Jeff Johnson can do."
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"Tomorrow, vote Jeff Johnson, the name you know."
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"- That sound white enough? - That was very white."
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"Yeah. That's chilling, actually. Almost scared myself."
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"Fantastic."
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"Tomorrow, vote Jeff Johnson, the name you know."
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"Who do we vote for for Congress?"
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"- Don't we always vote for Johnson? - Ah, that's it, Johnson."
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"If you're just joining us, our exit polls project that in Florida,"
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"an unknown independent candidate, whose sole asset appears to be his name,"
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"may just possibly win a slim victory."
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"[Cheering, Whistling]"
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"## [Calypso Version Of "Happy Days Are Here Again"]"
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"Is that him? Is that him?"
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"Uh, Patricia, I believe that Congressman-Elect Johnson has just arrived."
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"[Armando] Excuse me, please. Coming through."
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"[Homer] We need to get through, please."
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"- Come on. Come on. - Coming through. Thank you."
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"[Man] Congratulations!"
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"[Cheering]"
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"[Thomas] Wait a minute. Wait a minute!"
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"Hey! [Whistling] Hey, thank you!"
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"Thank you so much! People,"
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"we ran a positive campaign."
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"We campaigned on the issue."
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"The issue is change."
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"Change for the future."
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"The people have spoken!"
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"Ask not what your country can do for you."
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"You have nothing to fear but fear itself."
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"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
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"Live free or die."
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"And in conclusion, read my lips."
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"[Cheering]"
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"Mira, mira, mira."
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"The promised land."
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"[P.A. Announcer] Continental flight 228 to Chicago..."
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"Congressman Johnson. Congressman Johnson, Arthur Reinhardt."
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"You don't remember me."
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"- I was Congressman Johnson's administrative assistant. - Yes."
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"I Fed Ex'ed all that material to you down in Florida."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know."
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"You look just like I thought you would look."
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"You see his little wing-tip shoes on?"
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"Oh, l... Thank you."
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"Congressman, I hope you don't think I'm outta line for meeting you here."
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"I just thought you might need help with logistics, settling in at your hotel."
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"Since you didn't make it to the Harvard seminar for freshmen congressmen,"
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"I took the liberty of putting together a set of their papers for you."
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"Thank you for your initiative, but I gotta admit to you, I've never been much of a student."
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"But you can brief my staff on that, you know."
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"Uh, staff, what hotel are we staying at?"
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"- You book the hotel? - No. Talk to him."
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"- You book the hotel? - What hotel?"
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"Nobody told me about no damn hotel."
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"Uh, is, uh, staff..."
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"obviously failed to nail some vital details, so..."
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"Oh, geez, the world bank's in town."
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"Where we gonna find you a room?"
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"Hey, I kick your ass."
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"You have to be firm with the staff sometimes."
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"[P.A. Announcer] Continental flight 228 to Chicago O'Hare is now..."
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"I got lucky at the Hay-Adams."
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"- There was a coup in Uruguay. - Que?"
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"- What? - Uruguay."
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"Anyway, their delegation just checked out."
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"You're a wizard, Reinhardt, and I knew we could count on you. Let's go."
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"- Hey, you got that? - Yes, sir."
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"[Loretta] Careful with that bag."
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"Don't throw it in there like that. I paid too much for that bag."
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"- Say, Congressman? - Yo."
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"I'd like to ask you something."
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"I would appreciate it if you would consider me to be your A.A."
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"Oh, that's very nice of you. That's a very decent gesture."
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"But yo, man, listen. I'm a social drinker."
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"I don't really hit the bottle very much."
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"Yeah, yeah. No, no. Uh,"
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"administrative assistant."
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"- Oh! - As you know, I used to work for Congressman Johnson."
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"And I would like to work for you, Congressman Johnson."
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"So it would be sorta like an affirmative action sorta thing. [Chuckles]"
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"Only kidding. I got your resume. I'll call you, okay?"
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"- I'll look forward to hearing from you? - Look forward to talking to you."
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"[Giddy Chuckle]"
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"Ooh, baby!"
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"[Secretary] Congressman Corman's office."
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"[Elevator Bell Rings]"
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"- Members only. - Oh, we're going up to Congressman Johnson's office."
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"I hate to be the one to tell you, but Congressman Johnson died."
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"I'm the new congressman. I'm Congressman Johnson and this is my staff."
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"I'm sorry, Congressman. I didn't see your pin."
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"In fact, I still don't see your pin."
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"- What pin? - Your member-of-Congress pin."
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"- I'm gonna have to look you up. - I'm in the book under Johnson. Thomas Johnson."
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"- Congressman. - [Giggling]"
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"Thomas Jefferson Johnson."
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"- Yeah, I'm the man. - No picture available."
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"Oh, wait a second. I have my driver's license with me. Got a picture in late."
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"Here it... If I can get it out."
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"- Driver's license. - Oh."
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"See? Same cat."
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"How could I ever have doubted you? Where to?"
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"We're going up to 518."
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"Well, the elevator only goes to four. You'll have to take the stairs from there."
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"Are you gonna be grabbin' my ass like old Congressman Johnson?"
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"Oh, no. I would never grab your ass."
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"Well, you said that awful fast. What's wrong with my ass?"
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"Oh, there's nothing wrong with your ass."
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"I'm just, you know, I'm just, what, I'm, I'm the new congressman,"
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"and I won't be doin' none of those things he did."
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"I ain't gonna grab nobody's old ass. I mean, I ain't gonna grab nobody's ass."
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"You know? Hey, I think we on the fourth floor."
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"I'll grab it."
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"[Elevator Bell Ringing]"
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"Stairs are to the right. Enjoy."
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"Later, baby."
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"Wait here a second."
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